Doctor Who Quotes

Cyber Leader: Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.
Dalek Leader: This is not war - this is pest control!
Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?
Dalek Leader: Four.
Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
Dalek Leader: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You superior in only one respect.
Cyber Leader: What is that?
Dalek Leader: You are better at dying. Raise communications barrier! [video link with Cyber Leader cuts out]
Dalek Leader: Wait!
The Doctor: [in the same room as Cyber Leader, listening in through Rose's mobile phone] Lost her. Dalek #2: Rewind image by nine rels. [the image is rewound, and we see the Doctor in the background of the video link] Dalek #2: Identify grid Seven Gamma Flame. This male registers as enemy!
Dalek Leader: The females heart rate has increased!
Mickey Smith: Yeah, tell me about it.
Dalek Leader: Identify him!
Rose Tyler: All right then... if you really want to know. That's the Doctor. [all four Daleks recoil in apparent fear]
Rose Tyler: Five million Cybermen, easy. One Doctor? NOW you're scared!

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Dalek: [to the Doctor] You have destroyed our videoscope and one of our lifts.
Dr. Who: And you in turn killed the Thal leader in your ambush. And you will be responsible for more deaths unless you help these people.
Dalek: The only interest we have in the Thals is their total extermination!
Susan Foreman: What do you mean?
Dalek: Tomorrow, the atmosphere will be bombarded by the radiation from our nuclear reactors.
Susan Foreman: Why are you doing this?
Dr. Who: That's sheer murder!
Dalek: No. Extermination.

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Donna Noble: What time does Vesuvius erupt? When's it due?
The Doctor: It's 79 A.D. 23rd of August; which makes Volcano day-tomorrow.
Donna Noble: Plenty of time. We can get everyone out, easy.
The Doctor: Yeah, except we're not going to.
Donna Noble: But that's what you do. You're the Doctor. You save people.
The Doctor: Not this time. Pompeii is a fixed point in history. What happens, happens. There's no stopping it.
Donna Noble: Says who?
The Doctor: Says me.
Donna Noble: What, and you're in charge?
The Doctor: TARDIS, Time Lord-yeah!
Donna Noble: Donna, Human-no! I don't need your permission. I'll tell them myself.
The Doctor: If you stand in the market place, announce the end of the world they're just gonna think you're a mad ol' Soothsayer. Now come on; TARDIS, we're getting out of here. [takes off down the road]
Donna Noble: Well, I just might have [shouts after him]
Donna Noble: something to say about that, Spaceman!
The Doctor: [shouts back] Oh, I bet you will!

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Rose: Can you build another Tardis?
The Doctor: They were grown, not built. And with my home planet gone... we're kind of stuck
Rose: Well, it could be worse; this lot said they'd give us a lift.
The Doctor: And then what?
Rose: I don't know. Find a planet, get a job, live a life, same as the rest of the universe.
The Doctor: I'll have to settle down. With a house or something - a proper house with... with, with doors and things - carpets! Me! Living in a house!... Now that, that - that is terrifying.
Rose: You'd have to get a mortgage!
The Doctor: No!
Rose: Oh yes!
The Doctor: No, I'm dying, that's it, it is all over.
Rose: What about me? I'd have to get one too! [pause]
Rose: I don't know, we could have the same one, we could both... I don't know, share... or not. Whatever. I don't know, all sorts of...
The Doctor: Anyway
Rose: We'll see
The Doctor: [pause] I promised Jackie I'd always take you back home
Rose: Everyone leaves home in the end.
The Doctor: Not to end up stuck here.
Rose: Yeah, but stuck with you - that's not so bad.
The Doctor: Yeah?
Rose: Yes.

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The Doctor: The Rani. I take back what I said about an ingenious operator being behind these time jumps.

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The Doctor: [looking at the project banner] How'd you think of the name?
Margaret Blaine: What? "Blaidd Drwg"? It's Welsh.
The Doctor: I know, but how did you think of it?
Margaret Blaine: Chose it at random, that's all. I don't know, just sounded good. Does it matter?
The Doctor: [turns around] "Blaidd Drwg."
Rose Tyler: What's it mean?
The Doctor: Bad Wolf.
Rose Tyler: [getting it] But... I've heard that before, "Bad Wolf", I've heard that *lots of times*.
The Doctor: Everywhere we go. Two words, following us. "Bad Wolf."
Rose Tyler: How can they be following us?
The Doctor: [concerned pause, then suddenly grins] Nah. Just a coincidence! Like hearing a word on the radio then hearing it all day. Never mind!

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The Doctor: I know who I am. [Kisses Grace]
The Doctor: I am the Doctor.
Grace: Good. Now, do that again.

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The Doctor: The world's about to end, and here I am, stuck in traffic.

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[last lines]
Tegan: You mean you're deliberately choosing to go on the run from your own people, in a rackety old TARDIS?
The Doctor (Doctor #5): Why not? After all, that's how it all started.

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[the second Doctor is peering around the office of Col.Chrichton, the Brigadiers replacement]
The Doctor (Doctor #2): You've had this room redecorated haven't you. [shaking head]
The Doctor (Doctor #2): Don't like it.

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[the Judoon cock their guns. The Doctor and Donna Noble put their hands up]
Judoon: Scopo trono frojo kofo todo.
The Doctor: Nobo hosho koro toso. Bokatosa fopapapajo. [the Judoon stand down. The Doctor and Donna Noble lower their arms]
The Doctor: Maho.

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Alphabetized by author

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[about to be accused of murder again]
The Doctor: You don't think?... You do think.

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[on oil]
The Doctor: It's about time the people who run this planet of yours realized that to be dependent on a mineral slime just doesn't make sense.

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[repeated line after getting eye shot]
Dalek: My vision is impaired! I cannot see!

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[repeated line]
Cyberleader: Excellent!

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[repeated line]
Daleks: Exterminate!

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[the seventh Doctor's first line]
The Doctor: That was a nice nap, now down to business.

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[to the Cybermen]
The Doctor: You have no home planet, no influence, nothing! You're just a pathetic bunch of tin soldiers skulking around the galaxy in an antique space craft.

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Yrcanos: [to the Doctor] You think like a warrior but you do not act like one; it's most perplexing.

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Yrcanos: Everyone has a "point" nowadays. I am a man of action, not reason!

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Yrcanos: We shall release the slaves, and then on to death!

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Organon: [introducing himself to the Doctor] Astrologer extraordinary. Seer to princes and emperors. The future foretold, the past explained, the present... apologised for.

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The Master: At last, Doctor I've cut you down to size.

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The Master: But first things first. I've a death to arrange.

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The Master: Oh, my dear Doctor, you have been naïve.

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The Master: The Doctor won't tolerate anyone deliberately playing havoc with his favorite planet.

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The Master: You are indeed a worthy opponent, Doctor. It's what gives your destruction its... piquancy.

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Ace: Do you feel like arguing with a can of deodorant that registers nine on the Richter scale?

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Ace: Master, who's he?
The Seventh Doctor: An evil genius. One of my oldest and deadliest of enemies.
Ace: [sarcastically] Do you know any nice people. You know, normal people. Not power crazed nutters trying to take over the universe.

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