Doctor Who Quotes


Brigadier: Most of their work's so secret, they don't know what they're doing themselves.

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Brigadier: You've been agitating for a new assistant ever since Miss Shaw went back to Cambridge.
The Doctor: Liz was a highly-qualified scientist. I want someone with the same qualifications.
Brigadier: Nonsense. What you need, Doctor, as Miss Shaw has so often remarked, is someone to pass you your test tubes and to tell you how brilliant you are. Miss Grant will fulfill that function admirably.

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Lethbridge-Stewart: You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

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Garron: I admit I had a great struggle with me conscience. Fortunately, I won.

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Lady Camilla: You're wrong. The Doctor is not weaponless. He has the greatest weapon of all: knowledge.

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The Doctor: [on the TARDIS] As an invasion weapon, you'd have to agree that it's about as offensive as a chicken vol-au-vent.

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The Doctor: Dreams are important... never underestimate them.

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The Doctor: How do you feel now?
Tegan: Groggy, sore and bad tempered.
The Doctor: Almost your old self.

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The Doctor: I'm not helping you, officially. And if anyone happens to ask whether I made any material difference to the welfare of this planet, you can tell them I came and went like a summer cloud.

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The Doctor: Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast.

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The Doctor: Maybe I am getting too young for this sort of thing.

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The Doctor: Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely-tuned response to the situation.

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The Doctor: This is madness. The Daleks won't thank you for capturing me, they'll kill you.
Stein: I didn't quite tell you the truth. I serve the Daleks. I'm a Dalek agent. [Daleks enter and surround The Doctor]
Daleks: Exterminate the doctor! [shouting]
Daleks: Exterminate the doctor! Exterminate! Exterminate!

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The Doctor: This is madness. The Daleks won't thank you for capturing me, they'll kill you.
Stein: I didn't quite tell you the truth. I serve the Daleks. I'm a Dalek agent. [daleks enter and surround The Doctor]
Daleks: Exterminate the doctor! [shouting]
Daleks: Exterminate the doctor! Exterminate! Exterminate!

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The Fifth Doctor: If the freighter crashes into Earth with you onboard, won't that make it rather difficult for you to carry out your task? I mean, you would be very crumpled.

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D84: It is a Laserson probe. It can punch a fist-sized hole through six-inch armour plate, or take the crystals from a snowflake one by one.

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Stor: I am Commander Stor of the Sontaran Special Space Service.
The Doctor: The SSSS. Eh, isn't that carrying alliteration a little far?

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The Master: Ah, the tribal taboos of army etiquette. I find it difficult to identify with such primitive absurdities.

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The Master: How well you know me, Doctor... my strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure.

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The Master: I don't know, rocket fire at long range - somehow it lacks that personal touch.

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The Master: I'm afraid your about to become the victim of stray bullets.

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The Master: It's always the innocent bystanders who suffer most.
The Third Doctor: What's that supposed to mean?
The Master: [aims pistol] I'm afraid you're about to become the victims of stray bullets.

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The Master: Nobody, and nothing, can stop me now!

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The Master: One must rule or serve. That is the basic law of life. Why do you hesitate? Surely it's not loyalty to the Time Lords, who exiled you to one insignificant planet?
The Doctor: You'll never understand. I want to see the universe, not to rule it.

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The Master: The human body has a basic weakness. One which I shall exploit to assist in the destruction of humanity.

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The Master: The whole world can be ours. I only need two things - your submission and your obedience to my will!

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The Master: Who in the whole galaxy is not my inferior? There is not one creature!

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Tegan: We're perfectly harmless, unfortunately.

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Capt. Mike Yates: I see. So all we've got to deal with is something which is either too small to see or thirty feet tall, can incinerate you or freeze you to death, turn stone images into homicidal monsters and looks like the devil.
The Doctor: Exactly.

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Styggron: Resistance is inadvisable.

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