Danny Phantom Quotes

Dash: Where did you want to put these banners up, Ms... [sees Danny in a baby suit] Hey, guys, check it out! It's the Casper High Spirit Baby! [laughs along with other jocks]

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Tucker: Man, it was brutal making you wear that stupid baby suit! I could hardly watch! [pulls out his PDA and shows the picture he's taken] Though I did get some good pictures.
Danny: Hey, whose side are you on, anyway?!

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Jazz: [to Sam and Tucker, after seeing Danny transforming into a ghost] Did you see that?! Tell me I didn't see what I saw!
Tucker: It's not what you think, Jazz!
Sam: [shoves Tucker's ice cream into his mouth] Of course it's not what you think. Ghosts aren't real! Jazz, you sound like your father.

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Bertrand: Well, that's enough damage for one afternoon. [transforms into his blob-like state and disappears through the ceiling]
Tucker: I sure hope they're insured.
Danny: Great, he got away again. Another ringing endorsement for the town's screw-up.

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Danny: [pointing out Jazz] What the heck is she so happy about?
Sam: Don't ask me. I'm usually the sour one around here, but compared to everyone else, I'm the Gothbird of Happiness.

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Tucker: I hate my life.
Sam: I hate your life more.
Spectra: [calling after them] Remember, there's only an I in misery if you spell it that way!

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Bertrand: After we've destroyed everything, you up for a cappuccino?
Spectra: Oooh, that's a marvellous idea.
[Bertrand gets blasted by Danny]
Danny: I figured it out, finally. You feed on misery, don't you?
Spectra: I'm sorry. Can I help you?
Danny: No, I'm sure you can't. You can't help anyone except yourself.
[Spectra advances towards Danny but he flies out of the way and floats behind her]
Danny: You find out one thing that a kid's most afraid of--their future, their looks, their confidence...and you pick at it and pick at it while your snippy little ghost assistant feeds on it.
Bertrand: HEY!

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[After Spectra grabs Danny]
Danny: Let go of me!
Spectra: Why would I do that? Your doubts, your misery, it's delicious! And the best part is, after that silly speech is over, and the last domino falls, and the sparklers vaporize the speaker, we'll leave you here to take the blame! And by the time I'm done with you, you'll be sure it was all your fault!
Danny: Man, I'm so tired of you dumping on me, and I'm so tired of dumping on myself. Jazz never did that, even when I was mad at her, and I won't let her DOWN! [blasts Spectra and becomes free]

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Spectra: What are you? A ghost trying to fit in with humans? Or a creepy little boy with creepy little powers?
Danny: Both! Uh, neither! ...I don't know!

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Spectra: [as Fenton Peeler is peeling her apart layer by layer] AAAHHHH!!!
Danny: Talk about having nothing within.

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Lancer: Your disappearing act worked marvellously. They've got their spirit back.
Jazz: They're not the only ones, Mr. Lancer. They're not the only ones. [watches Danny fly around with a completely blissful look on his face through the window]

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Ghost Dog: [grabs the cafeteria lady in his mouth, causing her to scream]
Danny: [nervous] Nice pooch, easy. That lady isn't edible. And neither is anything she cooks!
Ghost Dog: [drops her and looks at Danny happily]
Danny: And neither am I! [goes intangible just before the Ghost Dog phases them both through the wall]
Cafeteria Lady: [glares before pulling out a tray of food covered in green goo] It's still good! Who wants seconds?

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Sam: [to Danny] You're not much of a dog catcher.
Danny: Yeah, no kidding. Who let the dogs in? [Sam stares] See, the song is "Who Let The Dogs Out," but I said "Who Let the Dogs In." [Sam continues staring] I'll be right back. [dives under the table]
Sam: Bring some new jokes!

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Danny: Sam, hide!
Sam: No time! [pushes Danny into the bushes]
Valerie: No escaping me now, ghost boy! [sees Danny and Sam kissing]
Sam: Aaah! Do you mind?!
Valerie: Ah, gross, loser love! I always knew you two geeks would end up together. [Valerie flies off]
Sam: That sounded like Valerie. [looks at Danny, who is smiling] Uh, Danny, you didn't think it was a real kiss, did you?
Danny: [nervously] No, why? Did you?
Sam: [bites her lip]
[The scene cuts to the next day at school]
Tucker: Wait! You guys kissed?
Danny and Sam: No! It was a fake-out make-out!
Tucker: But that still has the words "make" and "out" in it, right?

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Danny: [about Tucker liking Valerie] Two-hundred seventy-nine girls in our school, and he's gotta have a crush on the one with the weapons and the grudge.

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Danny: I don't get it. This Ember McLain comes out of nowhere and suddenly she's the biggest thing since mp3s! It's so...
Sam: Infuriating how mindless prepackaged corporate bubble gum is preventing true musical artists from being heard?
Danny: I was gonna say weird but uh... okay.
Tucker: Ember's not just about music. She is an expression of my unique individuality.
[Everyone in the school is wearing Ember's merchandise.]
Sam: Oh yeah, you're one of a kind. Every single one of you.

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Danny: I gotta save Lancer! Wow, this is bittersweet.

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Danny: Tucker, you're starting to scare me. And I fight ghosts!
Tucker: It's an Ember thing. You wouldn't understand it.
Sam: Uh, you do realize she's an evil mind-controlling spirit from another dimension.
Tucker: Yeah, but you said the same thing about Paulina.
Danny: You know, he has a point.

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Danny and Sam: [repeated lines] We're not lovebirds!

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Danny: [blasts Ember away] Hey, do you take requests? How about "Beat It"?!

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[Danny is hit with Ember's love spell]
Sam: Wait. I know that look. That's that same longing, puppy dog stare you give Paulina.
Danny: Who's Paulina?
Sam: That's a pleasant side effect.

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Danny: [to Sam] You're really pretty when you're about to fall off a building.

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Lancer: ...And as for your precious "Ember", she's going down! [jumps out of the way just before the falling giant Ember cutout slices through the bus he was standing on]

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Danny: [Sam taps at his window] Sam! You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying.

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Sam: [to Danny] You don't feel that way about me and I don't feel that way about you.
Danny: So why are you still holding my hands?

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Danny: You're beautiful when you're racked with guilt.

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[Sam kisses Dash to break the spell.]
Dash: Ah! She tastes like geek!
Sam: Ah! He tastes like failure!

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Danny: Hey! No-Hit Wonder! Mind if I jam with the band?!
Ember: Get this straight, dipstick! I don't do duets!
Danny: [to Ember] Dipstick, ho ho. Funny. Who writes your insults? The same hack who writes your songs?

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Danny: [grabs the microphone before Ember sings] Sorry! No vocals on this number. Have you considered taking up mime?

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Sam: [hugs Danny then blushes] I guess Ember's spell hasn't quite worn off.
Tucker: You were never under Ember's spell. [Sam elbows Tucker]

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