Danny Phantom Quotes
Skulker: Hmm, I'm going to need the right bait to lure those two back to battle.
[Skulker's cage full of freaky ghosts appears]
Skulker: [studying the cage's inhabitants] Too scaly, too frightening, you I plan on feasting on for dinner... Yes, you'll do. [pulls out the Box Ghost]
Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost! You have- [promptly muzzled]
[Skulker's cage full of freaky ghosts appears]
Skulker: [studying the cage's inhabitants] Too scaly, too frightening, you I plan on feasting on for dinner... Yes, you'll do. [pulls out the Box Ghost]
Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost! You have- [promptly muzzled]
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Danny: Oh man, can you watch the kid for me?
Tucker: What do I look like, a baby-sitting service? [Danny hands him a five dollar bill, and Tucker looks at Danny's flour sack with glee] Come to Uncle Tucker and his baby-sitting service.
Tucker: What do I look like, a baby-sitting service? [Danny hands him a five dollar bill, and Tucker looks at Danny's flour sack with glee] Come to Uncle Tucker and his baby-sitting service.
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Danny: [fighting Valerie] Don't you have anything better to do?
Valerie: This is what I do! [blasts him]
Valerie: This is what I do! [blasts him]
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Tucker: Oh my gosh, the other babies! Gotta go! [kisses flour sack] Bye! [kisses Sam][pause] Uh...
Sam: That never happened.
Tucker: Ya got that right. Daddy's gotta run!
Sam: Don't forget to pick up milk!
Sam: That never happened.
Tucker: Ya got that right. Daddy's gotta run!
Sam: Don't forget to pick up milk!
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Mr. Lancer: [to Jack, who just ripped his clothes off with Fenton Peeler, thinking he was a ghost] I can't give you detention, but someone named Fenton is staying after school.
Jack & Jazz: [pretend to check their watches] Whoa, look at the time! [they both run away, leaving Danny there]
Jack & Jazz: [pretend to check their watches] Whoa, look at the time! [they both run away, leaving Danny there]
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Danny: So you're the one who hired all these idiots?
Vlad: Yes, all except your father. He's a free idiot.
Vlad: Yes, all except your father. He's a free idiot.
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Vlad: [while he's doing it] Oh, please, Daniel, must I actually defeat you with one hand behind my back before you realize, you're outmatched?
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Danny: [to Sam and Tucker] My dad looked like a total fool. Did you see the way those ghost hunters were laughing at him? How embarrassing! We're all gonna have to live with my dad's goof-ups for the rest of our lives. [pause; Sam clears her throat] He's right behind me, isn't he?
Jack: [sadly] Yes, he is. If anyone needs me, I'll be upstairs, doing something wrong. [walks back up the stairs dejectedly]
Tucker: [to Danny] Nice. You wanna go make your mom cry?
Jack: [sadly] Yes, he is. If anyone needs me, I'll be upstairs, doing something wrong. [walks back up the stairs dejectedly]
Tucker: [to Danny] Nice. You wanna go make your mom cry?
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Maddie: Quiet, Jazz. There are ghosts about.
[Ghost vultures appear.]
Ghost Vulture: Actually, we find the word "ghost" insensitive. We prefer the term "ecto-Americans".
[Ghost vultures appear.]
Ghost Vulture: Actually, we find the word "ghost" insensitive. We prefer the term "ecto-Americans".
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[Maddie and Jazz are running away from the ghost vultures.]
Maddie: C'mon, Jazz! We have to get to the weapons vault!
Jazz: We have a weapons vault?
Maddie: C'mon, Jazz! We have to get to the weapons vault!
Jazz: We have a weapons vault?
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Jack: [sets Danny free from the Fenton Weasel] Ghost kid, you gotta help me save my family. If you do, I'll set you free.
Danny: Um, you just did. [Jack smacks his forehead][to himself] Good thing my dad's a lousy negotiator.
Danny: Um, you just did. [Jack smacks his forehead][to himself] Good thing my dad's a lousy negotiator.
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Jack: Watch out for that hacky- [gets splattered by hackysack] -sack. [to Danny Phantom] Just so you know, I don't enjoy helping you.
Danny: Then don't! I can handle these idiots, go save our family! I mean, yours...your family...not mine.
Danny: Then don't! I can handle these idiots, go save our family! I mean, yours...your family...not mine.
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Jack: [to Vlad] I may be a goof, I may mess up, but when my family's in danger, the gloves are off![notices he's wearing the Fenton Ghost Gloves] Well...technically they're on, but you get the idea!
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[Jack's about to throw Vlad into the Ghost Zone.]
Vlad: [disbelievingly] This isn't possible. You're an idiot, an idiot!
Jack: Maybe, but I'm the idiot who beat you.
Vlad: [disbelievingly] This isn't possible. You're an idiot, an idiot!
Jack: Maybe, but I'm the idiot who beat you.
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Sam: [after her parents wake her up and open the blinds, letting the sun in] I’m a creature of the night, doomed to a family of morning people....
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Sam: [sarcastically] Nice job, Danny! Maybe I should’ve cried, “Hey, it’s Inviso-Bill”?!
Danny: I’m sorry! I don’t know what came over me back there.
Jack: [to Danny] Bad judgment, that’s what! Next time think before you act! [wrist ectoplasmic goo launcher accidentally misfires and splatters goo all over Sam’s parents]
Sam's Mom: Obviously, the apple doesn't fall far from the overbearing, orange jumpsuited tree!
Jack: You got a problem with jumpsuits?!
Maddie: Jack, let me handle this... You got a problem with jumpsuits?!
Danny: I’m sorry! I don’t know what came over me back there.
Jack: [to Danny] Bad judgment, that’s what! Next time think before you act! [wrist ectoplasmic goo launcher accidentally misfires and splatters goo all over Sam’s parents]
Sam's Mom: Obviously, the apple doesn't fall far from the overbearing, orange jumpsuited tree!
Jack: You got a problem with jumpsuits?!
Maddie: Jack, let me handle this... You got a problem with jumpsuits?!
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[The kids are serving detention with Mr. Lancer]
Sam: I wanted to experience something horrific and unimaginable; this isn’t what I had in mind.
[The camera focuses on Lancer clipping his toenails.]
Sam: I wanted to experience something horrific and unimaginable; this isn’t what I had in mind.
[The camera focuses on Lancer clipping his toenails.]
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[Danny, under Freakshow's control, cuts the wire Sam's standing on. She falls.]
Sam: [screams]
[Suddenly, Danny regains his free will and rescues her.]
Sam: [catching her breath] Danny! Don't scare me like that!
Danny: [going back under Freakshow's control] How should I scare you?
Sam: [screams]
[Suddenly, Danny regains his free will and rescues her.]
Sam: [catching her breath] Danny! Don't scare me like that!
Danny: [going back under Freakshow's control] How should I scare you?
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[Mr. and Mrs. Manson catch Sam and Tucker at Circus Gothica.]
Mrs. Manson: Sam?! Shouldn't you be in detention?
Sam: Um...Lancer let us out?
[Cut to Mr. Lancer locked in the janitor's closet.]
Mr. Lancer: Let me out!
Mrs. Manson: Sam?! Shouldn't you be in detention?
Sam: Um...Lancer let us out?
[Cut to Mr. Lancer locked in the janitor's closet.]
Mr. Lancer: Let me out!
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Sam: How ironic is it that I'm stuck under house arrest while my parents go to a free Circus Gothica show?
Tucker: Only slightly less ironic than the fact that they were right about it being evil.
Tucker: Only slightly less ironic than the fact that they were right about it being evil.
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[Sam and Tucker are standing on a bridge with the Circus Gothica train passing beneath them.]
Sam: C'mon, we have to jump!
Tucker: Are you crazy?! I can't jump!
Sam: And I can't abandon Danny!
Sam: C'mon, we have to jump!
Tucker: Are you crazy?! I can't jump!
Sam: And I can't abandon Danny!
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Sam: Well, it's the crystal ball, or your friend, Danny. Your choice! [Sam almost falls off the train, then gets thrown off] I didn't mean that to be so literal!
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[After the crystal ball breaks, Danny finally comes to his senses.]
Sam: Danny! Are you okay?
Danny: I think so. It's all a blur. I did some bad stuff, didn't I?
Sam: [gently] Nothing you can't fix.
Sam: Danny! Are you okay?
Danny: I think so. It's all a blur. I did some bad stuff, didn't I?
Sam: [gently] Nothing you can't fix.
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[Danny and the other ghosts turn on Freakshow.]
Freakshow: [nervously] Um, when I called you my minions, it was really a term of endearment. Like, 'I love my minions'. [smiles innocently]
Freakshow: [nervously] Um, when I called you my minions, it was really a term of endearment. Like, 'I love my minions'. [smiles innocently]
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Tucker: Good job beating the big cow, Danny.
Danny: Yeah, well it hasn't stopped Sam from busting my chops about "Cruelty to Unliving Plastic Animals".
Sam: I had to choose between fake cows and evil trucks. The cow won.
Danny: Yeah, well it hasn't stopped Sam from busting my chops about "Cruelty to Unliving Plastic Animals".
Sam: I had to choose between fake cows and evil trucks. The cow won.
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Danny and Tucker: Pretty please with those dark licorice sprinkles and the black frosting you like with those little gummy bats on top?
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Desiree: [after hearing Mikey's wish] So you have wished it and so...oh, you know the rest.
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[After being chased by a monster]
Paulina: This is the worst birthday weekend ever!
Danny: [phasing up from the ground] Well, let's see if we can't change that a little.
Paulina: And now it's not!
Paulina: This is the worst birthday weekend ever!
Danny: [phasing up from the ground] Well, let's see if we can't change that a little.
Paulina: And now it's not!
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