7th Heaven Quotes

Kevin Kinkirk: Hi. Kinkirk, party of ten.
Woman: Tell him. [Points in host's direction]
Kevin Kinkirk: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you you were the hostess.
Woman: You're an idiot.

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Lucy Camden: I swear, you guys gossip more than old ladies.

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Lucy Camden Kinkirk: [to Mary] You met a guy at your community service program, didn't you?
Mary Camden: Yes, I knew you wanted to know.
Lucy Camden Kinkirk: No. I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know anything.
Mary Camden: He's gorgeous and his name is Robbie.
Lucy Camden Kinkirk: Great. Now I know his name.

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Rev. Eric Camden: [to Lucy] Hey, how was the attendance office?
Lucy Camden: It was fabulous, fun, fantastic.
Annie Camden: Teenagers.
Rev. Eric Camden: Yeah, if you don't like their mood, wait 10 minutes.

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Ruthie: [to Robbie and Lucy] By the power invested in me, in *me*, I now pronounce you a couple. You may now kiss you ex-girlfriend's sister. You know, you guys should really go on a talk show.

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Simon: How ya doing, kid?
Lucy: Get out of my face.
Simon: You're okay.

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Annie Camden: Have you ever heard "for everything there is a season"? "A time to..." uhh...hmm..."a time to--" do something or other. The point is that you just have to let nature take its course. You can't hurry these things.

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Simon Camden: You know, "dog" is "God" spelled backwards.

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Eric Camden: (about the kids) Why is it that they like your parents and not mine?
Annie Camden: Because my parents are better.

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Annie Camden: (to Eric) You wanna talk dog with Simon or puberty with Lucy?

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Eric: So you took up plumbing when we were pregnant with Simon?
Annie: No, Electrical and Plumbing was Mary, Simon was Ethnic Cooking

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Mary: (referring to kissing) The point is, I don't know where my hands go or his hands or my face or his face or his lips or my lips, and I don't want it to be awkward, couldn't you just show me so I have some experience.
Matt: Don't kiss me.
Mary: Would you stop, I'm not gonna kiss you. Ok, so do I touch his face with my hands. (Mary moves her hand toward his face)
Matt: No, look if anybody touches face, he touches your face or maybe he doesn't, I don't know.
Mary: (starts moving toward a kiss) So I close my eyes and... (Eric sees Mary trying to kiss Matt)
Matt: Oh Dad, this isn't what it looks like.
Eric: That's a relief.

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Annie: (to Ruthie) Do you have Daddy's shoes honey?
Eric: You know Daddy really needs his shoes so if you have them (Ruthie smiles and runs away)....I'll wear my good ones. Have you seen my keys?
Annie: On the counter.
Eric: On the counter....and uh...my wedding ring?
Annie: Bathroom sink.
Eric: Oh. Good. Now all I need to do is find the list of people that I'm supposed to visit...(Annie hands him the list) Thanks.
Annie: I don't know what you'd do without me.
Eric: (kissing her) A lot less of this.
Annie: You know what I was thinking?
Eric: That once we get Ruthie in school we can walk around naked again?
Annie: (smiling) No...
Eric: But we could. (Annie nods)

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Mary: Okay let's look at the facts as we know them. Fact: He said he was going to the library.
Lucy: Fact: He never goes to the library.
Mary: Fact: He stayed out all night long
Lucy: Fact: He was probably with a girl.
Mary: Okay...that's not a fact but it's a safe guess let's just assume. Assumption: He spent the night with the girl.
Lucy: Assumption: He made out with her all night long.
Mary: Fact: You are way too young for me to be playing this game with you mow go get ready for school.

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Eric: So many questions I don't know where to start. Why don't we try where were you?
Matt: I was at a friend's.
Eric: What friend?
Matt: Just a friend, you don't know her.
Eric: Oh it's a her? That's interesting. Have you completely lost your mind? youre stupid idiot

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Simon: Now Ruthie this is an adult conversation.

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Ruthie: What are we doing?
Mary: Nothing sleepyhead. Come here.
Ruthie: Are we in trouble?
Lucy: What makes you think somebody's in trouble?
Ruthie: Because I went down to the kitchen and Daddy just said, "Good morning".
Mary: So?
Ruthie: He usually says, "Good morning, Pumpkin!"
Lucy: He probably just forgot.
Ruthie: He always forgets when someone's in trouble.
Mary: Well, it's Matt but you don't have to worry because it's not any real big trouble.
Ruthie: I think it is

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Simon: Well, Matt I've been thinking...
Matt: Well, don't do that you might hurt yourself.

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Eric: I've got three daughters myself.
Mr. Nicholson: Yeah, any of them pregnant? (slams the door in his face)

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Lucy: You remember my dad?
Jimmy: Oh yeah, the God guy.
Eric: Yeah, I see how you charmed my daughter.

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Matt: I'm sorry, Dad. I'm a total screw-up.
Eric: (before lovingly embracing his son) Not total.

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Matt: I'm a total idiot.
Grandma Jenny: Hey, that's my grandson you're talking about! And he's not an idiot. He's just a 16-year-old kid trying to make his way in the world.
Matt: How long will that take?
Grandma Jenny: Well, if he's anything like his grandmother it may take fifty or sixty years.

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Ruthie: Do you guys need anything? It's not 5: 00 yet.
Mary: So?
Ruthie: Simon says I'm responsible for everything before 5: 00.
Mary: Yeah, well, go tell Simon nice try, but you're not his personal valet.
Ruthie: Okay!

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Simon: That's it, pack it up sister, you're out of here!
Ruthie: No, I'm not your personal ballet!

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Annie: When did you start drinking wine?
Charles and Jenny: Yesterday.

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Matt: (to cop) No Officer I wasn't drinking.
Cop: Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.

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Eric: (to Mary) So what are you and Jeff doing tonight? (Mary stares at him) That's right I'm prying. It's my job, my duty, my life.
Mary: Oh I don't know. We really don't have any plans, we might just drop by a party or something.
Eric: Whose party?
Annie: Have we met these people?
Mary: I don't think so.
Eric: Is it just for older kids?
Mary: I don't know.
Annie: Is alcohol allowed?
Eric: Will the parents be home?
Mary: I'm not sure, it's just a party. It's not like the guy throwing it handed out his biography.
Eric: That would be autobiography and if he had you might have had a shot at going.
Mary: Dad!
Eric: Sorry kiddo, not gonna happen.
Mary: What am I supposed to tell Jeff?
Annie: The truth. That we said no.
Eric: He knows who your parents are.
Mary: Yeah, the people trying to ruin my life! Stomps off
Eric: Not only trying, but sometimes succeeding.

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Jenny: (in Annie's dream) I love you Annie but I have to go now
Annie: Mom? (goes into hallway)
Charles: I'm sorry Annie, she's passed on. She's gone. (Annie sobs into Charles's chest, Eric holds her)

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Eric: Alone at last!
Annie: Worth the wait!

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Eric: (At Steve and Susan's wedding) You may now...(Steve and Susan start kissing) ...continue kissing the bride.

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