Charmed Quotes
Prue, Piper, and Phoebe: Knowledge gained by murderous means,
Is wisdom's bitter enemy,
The mind that burns with stolen fire,
Will now become your funeral pyre.
Is wisdom's bitter enemy,
The mind that burns with stolen fire,
Will now become your funeral pyre.
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Grams: [Flashback] Is it too much for an old lady to ask her granddaughters to retract their claws, stand still and look at me long enough to take one lousy picture?
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Phoebe: Well, if so I got the runt. Bad teeth, funky clothes and way easy to kill.
Prue: Black hair?
Piper: Bad breath?
Phoebe You know him?
Prue: Uh, I think I killed him.
Prue: Black hair?
Piper: Bad breath?
Phoebe You know him?
Prue: Uh, I think I killed him.
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Piper: Leo and I are moving. (Everyone puts down their papers.) Thinking of moving, out of the manor. Um, milk?
Prue: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Wait a minute. Life altering plans can not be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'.
Prue: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Wait a minute. Life altering plans can not be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'.
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Piper: You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married lepers that nobody thinks if fun anymore.
Prue: You've never been fun, Piper.
Piper: I've always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.
Prue: You've never been fun, Piper.
Piper: I've always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.
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Phoebe: [Flashback] I’m not sure what my future holds, but it’s not in San Francisco. We all know that the only thing I add to this threesome is trouble.
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Piper: So what is our level of confidence in this plan?
Phoebe: Well, on a scale from one to ten, ten being we whoop ass, one being he laughs at us while we're on fire and naked...
Piper: Maybe you should lie to me.
Phoebe: Well, on a scale from one to ten, ten being we whoop ass, one being he laughs at us while we're on fire and naked...
Piper: Maybe you should lie to me.
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Shadow: Wait a minute; do you think I am an idiot? You have something up your sleeve.
Phoebe: Hello, sleeveless!
Phoebe: Hello, sleeveless!
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Piper: Was that for good?
Prue: Well, if it wasn't he's really gonna miss his ear, 'cause it looks like part of it's dripping off the clock.
Piper: Yuck.
Prue: Well, if it wasn't he's really gonna miss his ear, 'cause it looks like part of it's dripping off the clock.
Piper: Yuck.
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Prue: It’ll be just like having your own place.
Phoebe: Except with your sisters right down the hall!
Phoebe: Except with your sisters right down the hall!
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Prue, Piper, and Phoebe: Beloved unknown spirit,
We seek your guidance,
We ask that you commune with us
And move amongst us.
We seek your guidance,
We ask that you commune with us
And move amongst us.
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Prue, Piper, and Phoebe: Nine times this evil's cheated death,
Felt no pain and kept his breath,
This warlock standing in our midst,
Let him feel the pain he missed.
Felt no pain and kept his breath,
This warlock standing in our midst,
Let him feel the pain he missed.
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Phoebe: Wait a minute, are you telling me you're actually looking for trouble now? Prue, what happened to putting more balance in your life? You know, less wicca wonder, more Prue.
Prue: Listen, I shot a magazine cover yesterday, I had a date last night and this morning I'm searching for evil. You can't get more balanced than that.
Phoebe: Right, just your typical everyday cosmo girl!
Prue: Listen, I shot a magazine cover yesterday, I had a date last night and this morning I'm searching for evil. You can't get more balanced than that.
Phoebe: Right, just your typical everyday cosmo girl!
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Phoebe: Oh my god! It's the coffee maker I wanted.
Prue: Phoebe it's just the carton.
Phoebe: Oh. See I need you, you just protected me from making a fool of myself.
Prue: Now there's a full time job.
Prue: Phoebe it's just the carton.
Phoebe: Oh. See I need you, you just protected me from making a fool of myself.
Prue: Now there's a full time job.
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Piper: Leo, you're a genius, what would we do without him?
Prue: Oh, I dunno. I guess our lives wouldn't be the smooth running carefree existence that they are today.
Prue: Oh, I dunno. I guess our lives wouldn't be the smooth running carefree existence that they are today.
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Prue: The three of us can handle the box.
Phoebe: Are you sure?
Prue: Yes! Go. Although you might want to change into, oh I don't know.. clothes, an actual shirt?
Phoebe: Are you sure?
Prue: Yes! Go. Although you might want to change into, oh I don't know.. clothes, an actual shirt?
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Prue: A-a-are you drinking in the middle of the day?
Piper: Well, I was a little bummed about this sin thing, so I thought I deserved a little indulgence. Would you like a bit of bubbly?
Piper: Well, I was a little bummed about this sin thing, so I thought I deserved a little indulgence. Would you like a bit of bubbly?
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Phoebe: My ethics professor threw me out of class.
Prue: What happened?
Phoebe: One minute I was telling him why my paper was late, and the next thing I knew I was unzipping his pants with my teeth.
Prue: Oh, Phoebe. You do know that charming the pants off someone is just a figure of speech, don't you?
Prue: What happened?
Phoebe: One minute I was telling him why my paper was late, and the next thing I knew I was unzipping his pants with my teeth.
Prue: Oh, Phoebe. You do know that charming the pants off someone is just a figure of speech, don't you?
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Prue: Unfortunately, what got into you was lust, as in the sin of.
Piper: What, now you think we were infected?
Prue: Hello, gluttony, table for one.
Piper: What, now you think we were infected?
Prue: Hello, gluttony, table for one.
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Prue: Everything's under control, don't worry about a thing. I've got it all under control. Hi, he needs medical attention. The Pastor's inside, I kicked his ass. He needs attention too, he's knocked out.
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Prue: Yeah, well, my sin's not nearly as fun as yours.
Phoebe: Wait, your sin, I thought you didn't get hit.
Prue: Well, that was the pride talking and it almost got me killed already.
Phoebe: Pride? You didn't seem all that different.
Prue: Oh really, well back at ya.
Phoebe: Wait, your sin, I thought you didn't get hit.
Prue: Well, that was the pride talking and it almost got me killed already.
Phoebe: Pride? You didn't seem all that different.
Prue: Oh really, well back at ya.
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Prue: Hey! Be nice. I don't want to talk about sin tonight.
Phoebe: Me neither!
Prue: So, this is a pretty interesting band. What's their name?
Piper: Orgy.
Phoebe: Me neither!
Prue: So, this is a pretty interesting band. What's their name?
Piper: Orgy.
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Phoebe: I don't think we're gonna be able to pull this off.
Leo: We have to.
Prue: We've been in tighter jams than this before.
Phoebe: But we're running out of time, I don't think we're gonna make it.
Prue: Phoebe, we can do this, okay? I mean, if we just get a quick bite to eat at Red's, we can still make the 9: 30 Faithless at the Avalon.
Leo: We have to.
Prue: We've been in tighter jams than this before.
Phoebe: But we're running out of time, I don't think we're gonna make it.
Prue: Phoebe, we can do this, okay? I mean, if we just get a quick bite to eat at Red's, we can still make the 9: 30 Faithless at the Avalon.
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Cole: Save it. You can't stop the brotherhood with a little research and your basic kick, freeze and magical move. No offence intended.
Piper: Some taken.
Piper: Some taken.
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Prue: Alright, look. This whole voting together thing would be really, really cute if it weren't so annoying. I mean, maybe your guys votes should just count as one from now on.
Piper: Bet you wouldn't mind if we were voting with ya.
Piper: Bet you wouldn't mind if we were voting with ya.
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Phoebe: They'll track your shimmer.
Cole: Not if we meet in the mausoleum. That's the second safest place I know.
Phoebe: What's the safest?
Cole: With you.
Cole: Not if we meet in the mausoleum. That's the second safest place I know.
Phoebe: What's the safest?
Cole: With you.
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