Charmed Quotes
Piper: Well, since plan A is going so well, I'd love to hear about plan B...assuming that you have one.
Prue: I've got part of it, in the freezer.
Piper: In the freezer? Wait, we're gonna fight the brotherhood with Ben & Jerry's?
Prue: I've got part of it, in the freezer.
Piper: In the freezer? Wait, we're gonna fight the brotherhood with Ben & Jerry's?
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Leo: Honey, we don't need a passport to honeymoon in Paris. With a blink of an orb, we can be sipping champagne at the Champs Elysees.
Piper: Yes, as romantic as you make that sound, I would rather fly Air France, than Air Leo. Just like every other normal newlywed.
Leo: Well, great, except that we're not.
Piper: Well, a passport for you could change all that, if I could just find... voila! Birth certificate. (She holds it up.)
Leo: Where did you get that?
Piper: From Dan's old file, the one he put together when he was suspicious of you. You remember him, don't ya?
Leo: Let's see, perfect hair, cleft chin, tried to steal you away from me? Vaguely, vaguely. (Leo snatches the birth certificate off of Piper.) This isn't gonna work, I was born in 1924.
Piper: No, you weren't. (She snatches it back.) Okay, off-white background, black ink... Little trick I learned in high school.
Leo: You're gonna forge my birth certificate.
Piper: No. Just going to change one little number. (She white outs the number.) So, 1924 becomes 1974. And just like that, you are fifty years younger. (She writes in the seven.) Wait a minute, that makes you 27. That's younger than me. Maybe I should change another number.
Leo: Piper, this is completely illegal.
Piper: Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay? (She holds up his death certificate.) Let's not get technical now.
Prue: (walks into kitchen) Morning. What's up?
Leo: Oh, probably 3 to 5 years in jail if we're lucky.
Piper: Yes, as romantic as you make that sound, I would rather fly Air France, than Air Leo. Just like every other normal newlywed.
Leo: Well, great, except that we're not.
Piper: Well, a passport for you could change all that, if I could just find... voila! Birth certificate. (She holds it up.)
Leo: Where did you get that?
Piper: From Dan's old file, the one he put together when he was suspicious of you. You remember him, don't ya?
Leo: Let's see, perfect hair, cleft chin, tried to steal you away from me? Vaguely, vaguely. (Leo snatches the birth certificate off of Piper.) This isn't gonna work, I was born in 1924.
Piper: No, you weren't. (She snatches it back.) Okay, off-white background, black ink... Little trick I learned in high school.
Leo: You're gonna forge my birth certificate.
Piper: No. Just going to change one little number. (She white outs the number.) So, 1924 becomes 1974. And just like that, you are fifty years younger. (She writes in the seven.) Wait a minute, that makes you 27. That's younger than me. Maybe I should change another number.
Leo: Piper, this is completely illegal.
Piper: Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay? (She holds up his death certificate.) Let's not get technical now.
Prue: (walks into kitchen) Morning. What's up?
Leo: Oh, probably 3 to 5 years in jail if we're lucky.
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Phoebe: Piper?
Prue: Uh, okay, was it a demon?
Piper: No, it was watermelon!
Phoebe: Honey, why did you vanquish watermelon?
Piper: I didn't vanquish watermelon. I threw it up in the air and I tried to freeze it and it exploded.
Prue: Uh, okay, was it a demon?
Piper: No, it was watermelon!
Phoebe: Honey, why did you vanquish watermelon?
Piper: I didn't vanquish watermelon. I threw it up in the air and I tried to freeze it and it exploded.
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Jenna: I'm just thrilled to meet you. I mean, I've heard of the Charmed Ones, of course, but I just thought I'd never dream I'd...
Prue: Nearly die with us? Yes, well, welcome to our lives.
Prue: Nearly die with us? Yes, well, welcome to our lives.
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Piper: Check her out, whipping it up like it's Tollhouse Cookies. Maybe after she fixes Phoebe she could fix me.
Prue: Piper, you don't need fixing.
Piper: Uh, if it's taking the Elders this long to tell Leo what's wrong with me, then I definitely need fixing.
Prue: Piper, you don't need fixing.
Piper: Uh, if it's taking the Elders this long to tell Leo what's wrong with me, then I definitely need fixing.
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Piper: Leo should have been back by now. It must mean my powers are screwed forever. They're punishing me.
Jenna: You're a fulfillment of a great prophecy. Why punish you?
Piper: Oh, forgery. Wanting to have a normal life. Getting pissed off. By next week I'll be walking around like Carrie at the prom.
Jenna: You're a fulfillment of a great prophecy. Why punish you?
Piper: Oh, forgery. Wanting to have a normal life. Getting pissed off. By next week I'll be walking around like Carrie at the prom.
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Piper: Sorry about knocking you out. Nothing personal.
Prue: Yeah, well, at least you didn't blow me up.
Piper: Yeah, I was kinda relieved too.
Prue: Yeah, well, at least you didn't blow me up.
Piper: Yeah, I was kinda relieved too.
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(Prue pops the attic door open, and she, Piper and Phoebe rush in. While Prue and Piper run to Leo, Phoebe stares at Belthazor.)
Belthazor: Phoebe ...
Piper: (bending over Leo) What did you do to him?! (Belthazor changes back into Cole)
Phoebe: I saw what you did.
Cole: It's not what it looks like, it wasn't ...
Phoebe: Janna is dead and Leo is unconscious. What else could it be?
Cole: Raynor forced me. I had no choice.
Phoebe: There's always a choice, Cole!
Cole: (looks at the potion) The potion. (reaches for it, but Phoebe grabs it) Before it's too late ...
Phoebe: It's already too late. You killed an innocent woman, there is no turning back from that.
Cole: I didn't wanna kill her, you've gotta understand that. I can still be good.
Phoebe: There's nothing good in you anymore.
Prue: Maybe there never was. You have to read the spell to activate the amulets, right? I mean, Cole, maybe that was your plan all along, to get the Book.
Piper: But evil can't use the amulets or the Book.
Phoebe He could have if he'd stripped his powers. (her voice raising) Is that why you wanted the potion, Cole? So you could get the spell and use the amulets against us?!
Cole: Phoebe, you've gotta believe me.
Piper: I think she's believed you one too many times.
Cole: Stay outta this! This is between her and me.
Phoebe: There's nothing between us anymore.
Cole: Phoebe, don't let Raynor take this away from us. Don't let him win.
Phoebe: Raynor didn't set me up. You set me up. What am I supposed to do?
Cole: (reaches for the potion) Please, save me.
Phoebe: Save yourself. (She smashes the potion to the ground. Cole s
Belthazor: Phoebe ...
Piper: (bending over Leo) What did you do to him?! (Belthazor changes back into Cole)
Phoebe: I saw what you did.
Cole: It's not what it looks like, it wasn't ...
Phoebe: Janna is dead and Leo is unconscious. What else could it be?
Cole: Raynor forced me. I had no choice.
Phoebe: There's always a choice, Cole!
Cole: (looks at the potion) The potion. (reaches for it, but Phoebe grabs it) Before it's too late ...
Phoebe: It's already too late. You killed an innocent woman, there is no turning back from that.
Cole: I didn't wanna kill her, you've gotta understand that. I can still be good.
Phoebe: There's nothing good in you anymore.
Prue: Maybe there never was. You have to read the spell to activate the amulets, right? I mean, Cole, maybe that was your plan all along, to get the Book.
Piper: But evil can't use the amulets or the Book.
Phoebe He could have if he'd stripped his powers. (her voice raising) Is that why you wanted the potion, Cole? So you could get the spell and use the amulets against us?!
Cole: Phoebe, you've gotta believe me.
Piper: I think she's believed you one too many times.
Cole: Stay outta this! This is between her and me.
Phoebe: There's nothing between us anymore.
Cole: Phoebe, don't let Raynor take this away from us. Don't let him win.
Phoebe: Raynor didn't set me up. You set me up. What am I supposed to do?
Cole: (reaches for the potion) Please, save me.
Phoebe: Save yourself. (She smashes the potion to the ground. Cole s
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Prue: For Liza, a lost sister, may her spirit soar.
Piper: For Jenna, our lost friend, may we meet again.
Phoebe: For Cole, a lost love, may you find peace.
Piper: For Jenna, our lost friend, may we meet again.
Phoebe: For Cole, a lost love, may you find peace.
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Leo: Well, I don't have news but I do have a passport.
Piper: You went back?
Leo: Yeh well, I was thinking with everything that's happened and with your new power making life a little crazy.. alright crazier, i figured the least i could do is make it somewhat normal.
Piper: Are you sure?
Leo: Anything that it takes to get you on a plane to Paris.
Piper: Ah, you know what? I think we should wait on that. I wouldn't want to like sneeze at 40,000 feet and have a whole bunch of people explode, that would be bad.
Piper: You went back?
Leo: Yeh well, I was thinking with everything that's happened and with your new power making life a little crazy.. alright crazier, i figured the least i could do is make it somewhat normal.
Piper: Are you sure?
Leo: Anything that it takes to get you on a plane to Paris.
Piper: Ah, you know what? I think we should wait on that. I wouldn't want to like sneeze at 40,000 feet and have a whole bunch of people explode, that would be bad.
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Phoebe: Well, I'm single again, so I have no choice but to live vicariously through your love life.
Prue: Wow, I'd pick a better love life if I were you. Lately mine's been rated PG for Pretty Grim.
Phoebe: That's because nobody makes it past the threshold Prue. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm glad that you're out there looking, but you can't keep saving yourself for Mr. Right. I need more vicarious thrills than that.
Prue: Wow, I'd pick a better love life if I were you. Lately mine's been rated PG for Pretty Grim.
Phoebe: That's because nobody makes it past the threshold Prue. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm glad that you're out there looking, but you can't keep saving yourself for Mr. Right. I need more vicarious thrills than that.
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Phoebe: You can't stay down there forever.
Piper: Yes I can.
Phoebe: No you can't, you have a club to run and a husband who can't stand to live without you.
Prue: That's right. And, and two sisters who need you to cook for them and fight evil with them.
Phoebe: Okay, do you want her to come up or do you want her to stay down there?
Piper: Yes I can.
Phoebe: No you can't, you have a club to run and a husband who can't stand to live without you.
Prue: That's right. And, and two sisters who need you to cook for them and fight evil with them.
Phoebe: Okay, do you want her to come up or do you want her to stay down there?
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Phoebe: Oh, she’s such a pretty dog.
Piper: What else did you expect?
Leo: A Doberman? [Prue growls]
Piper: Honey, watch your orbs.
Piper: What else did you expect?
Leo: A Doberman? [Prue growls]
Piper: Honey, watch your orbs.
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Piper: Prue, no! No-no-no-no, very bad, Prue. Very, very bad Prue.
[Prue growls]
Piper: Hi, Cujo, who you growling at?
Leo: Maybe I'd better go check with the Elders, see if they know how to vaquish a banshee.
Phoebe: Wait a minute, don't tell me you're afraid of Prue.
Leo: Yeah!!
[Prue growls]
Piper: Hi, Cujo, who you growling at?
Leo: Maybe I'd better go check with the Elders, see if they know how to vaquish a banshee.
Phoebe: Wait a minute, don't tell me you're afraid of Prue.
Leo: Yeah!!
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Leo: Are you okay?
Piper: Am I okay? Prue is a dog, and Phoebe is a banshee. I am not even in the vicinity of "okay". How did this happen? What am I supposed to do? And, you know, you could have told me about the witches turn into banshees thing a little bit earlier.
Leo: Honey, just try and relax.
Piper: Would you stop telling me to relax! [blows up sewing machine] That was Grams's sewing machine...!
Leo: Well, we don't have time for you to lose it.
Piper: Well, too bad, because I am losing it whether we have time for it or not.
Leo: Listen to me, we have to save Phoebe before she hurts anyone. If she kills just one person, she will stay a banshee forever.
Piper: Okay, could you give me all the bad news at once? Do you have to keep doling it out for dramatic effect?
Leo: We have to find Phoebe.
Piper: How, without Prue to track her?
Leo: We'll find a way. You can do this, Piper.
Piper: No, actually, I can't. See, 'cause Prue and Phoebe are the superwitches, and I just tag along and freeze things, and now I can't even do that right.
Piper: Am I okay? Prue is a dog, and Phoebe is a banshee. I am not even in the vicinity of "okay". How did this happen? What am I supposed to do? And, you know, you could have told me about the witches turn into banshees thing a little bit earlier.
Leo: Honey, just try and relax.
Piper: Would you stop telling me to relax! [blows up sewing machine] That was Grams's sewing machine...!
Leo: Well, we don't have time for you to lose it.
Piper: Well, too bad, because I am losing it whether we have time for it or not.
Leo: Listen to me, we have to save Phoebe before she hurts anyone. If she kills just one person, she will stay a banshee forever.
Piper: Okay, could you give me all the bad news at once? Do you have to keep doling it out for dramatic effect?
Leo: We have to find Phoebe.
Piper: How, without Prue to track her?
Leo: We'll find a way. You can do this, Piper.
Piper: No, actually, I can't. See, 'cause Prue and Phoebe are the superwitches, and I just tag along and freeze things, and now I can't even do that right.
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Piper: We need your help. Phoebe's been turned into a Banshee.
Cole: A Banshee? Huh...that's different.
Cole: A Banshee? Huh...that's different.
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Piper: Ok, i think we made it. I'm sure we made it. You think we made it?
Prue: I don't know.
Phoebe: I think he will atack by now if we havn't.
Dr. Griffiths: Who? Who will atack? Why don't you tell me what's going on?
Phoebe: Because we're busy trying to save your life.
Dr. Griffiths: From who?
Prue: Ah, unfortunately we're not pretty sure.
Piper: That's because Phoebe didn't give us enough time to figure it out.
Phoebe: Well, i didn't had a lot of time. I mean, i can't conrol how far in the future my prominition take place. I saw the attack, we kick butt, what more are you want?
Piper: I'd like to know more about who we are up against.
Prue: Ok, Phoebe, maybe you should check the Book of Shadows, see you can find anything else about this demonic hitman, ok?
Dr. Griffiths: Excuse me? Demonic?
Piper: And how to vanquish him, that will be a good thing to know. And do not exined trap with the Cole potion think. Because the only one we conserve about saving, right now, is our selves.
Prue: Ah? A, a, a ok...What Cole potion?
Piper: Ah, he told her that he only kill because some demon cast a spell on him. How naive is that?
Prue: I thought that she is all over him.
Piper: Apparently not.
Dr. Griffiths: What a hell are you talking about? First you tell me my life is in danger, than you adopt me from my work. Now you talk about demons and witches, who the hell are you, people?!
Prue: Look, i know this all sounds incredible, but it doesn't make it any less true. You are healer, you do good, you saved too many lives or you could save that they don't want you to save.
Dr. Griffiths: They?
Prue: Yes, demons, more specifically, Shax, who is the Souce's assassin.
Dr
Prue: I don't know.
Phoebe: I think he will atack by now if we havn't.
Dr. Griffiths: Who? Who will atack? Why don't you tell me what's going on?
Phoebe: Because we're busy trying to save your life.
Dr. Griffiths: From who?
Prue: Ah, unfortunately we're not pretty sure.
Piper: That's because Phoebe didn't give us enough time to figure it out.
Phoebe: Well, i didn't had a lot of time. I mean, i can't conrol how far in the future my prominition take place. I saw the attack, we kick butt, what more are you want?
Piper: I'd like to know more about who we are up against.
Prue: Ok, Phoebe, maybe you should check the Book of Shadows, see you can find anything else about this demonic hitman, ok?
Dr. Griffiths: Excuse me? Demonic?
Piper: And how to vanquish him, that will be a good thing to know. And do not exined trap with the Cole potion think. Because the only one we conserve about saving, right now, is our selves.
Prue: Ah? A, a, a ok...What Cole potion?
Piper: Ah, he told her that he only kill because some demon cast a spell on him. How naive is that?
Prue: I thought that she is all over him.
Piper: Apparently not.
Dr. Griffiths: What a hell are you talking about? First you tell me my life is in danger, than you adopt me from my work. Now you talk about demons and witches, who the hell are you, people?!
Prue: Look, i know this all sounds incredible, but it doesn't make it any less true. You are healer, you do good, you saved too many lives or you could save that they don't want you to save.
Dr. Griffiths: They?
Prue: Yes, demons, more specifically, Shax, who is the Souce's assassin.
Dr
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Prue: You're banking an awful lot on that little potion of yours.
Phoebe: No, I'm not. I'm banking on Cole.
Phoebe: No, I'm not. I'm banking on Cole.
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Cole: Phoebe, we tried it up there, it doesn't work for us.
Phoebe: So where does that leave us?
Cole: Right where we are.
Phoebe: So where does that leave us?
Cole: Right where we are.
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Piper: Look at all these interview requests we're getting. Ted Coppell, Time Magazine, Jerry Springer. Sports Illustrated?
Darryl: They probably want you for the swimsuit edition. Just kidding.
Darryl: They probably want you for the swimsuit edition. Just kidding.
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Prue: Alright, this thing has to end now, okay? The media is turning it into a freakin' circus.
Leo: Now you know why the Elders have always been highly concerned about exposure.
Piper: Okey-dokey, now we know.
Leo: Now you know why the Elders have always been highly concerned about exposure.
Piper: Okey-dokey, now we know.
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