Blue Heelers Quotes
PJ: Anything else you'd like to share with us, Constable?
Jonesy: Yeah...I don't like brussell sprouts.
Jonesy: Yeah...I don't like brussell sprouts.
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Falcon-Price': I reckon you've only got a few minutes left of your fifteen minutes of fame.
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Jonesy: He viciously attacked Senior Constable Stewart's shin with a size 3 sneaker.
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Tom: I don't know about you people, but I've got a home to go to and a dog to feed.
Jonesy: Is it that time already...
Tess: Oh, Constable.
Jonesy: You wouldn't want me to do it on over time, would you?
Tess: Just as long as you do it.
Jonesy: Is it that time already...
Tess: Oh, Constable.
Jonesy: You wouldn't want me to do it on over time, would you?
Tess: Just as long as you do it.
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Tess: Didn't your mother ever tell you curiosity killed the cat?
Jonesy: We never had a cat.
Jonesy: We never had a cat.
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Jo: Jonesy, can you give me a hand to lift this thing?
Jonesy: Yeah...
PJ: You don't want me? Joanna, I am deeply offended.
Jonesy: PJ, can you blame her? I'll see you in the car.
PJ: Alright, Schwarzneggar!
Jonesy: Yeah...
PJ: You don't want me? Joanna, I am deeply offended.
Jonesy: PJ, can you blame her? I'll see you in the car.
PJ: Alright, Schwarzneggar!
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Tom: So what are your plans for tomorrow?
PJ: Just another day.
Tom: Get out of it. Don't you usually spend Christmas with your Mum?
PJ: Yes, well, she's ahh...spending Christmas with her new ahh...What do you call it when they're that age?
Tom: Ahh...lover?
PJ: Well that was the word I was looking not to say. I mean, I don't even like the idea of my Mum having sex with my Dad!
Tom: That's pathetic, PJ!
PJ: This is a thousand times worse. I don't even want to think about it.
Tom: Are you suggesting there should be some kind of sunset peclause on sex?
PJ: Absolutely! I mean, if you're over 50 and my mother, you shouldn't be having sex. In fact, you shouldn't be having sex full stop...Present company excluded, of course.
PJ: Just another day.
Tom: Get out of it. Don't you usually spend Christmas with your Mum?
PJ: Yes, well, she's ahh...spending Christmas with her new ahh...What do you call it when they're that age?
Tom: Ahh...lover?
PJ: Well that was the word I was looking not to say. I mean, I don't even like the idea of my Mum having sex with my Dad!
Tom: That's pathetic, PJ!
PJ: This is a thousand times worse. I don't even want to think about it.
Tom: Are you suggesting there should be some kind of sunset peclause on sex?
PJ: Absolutely! I mean, if you're over 50 and my mother, you shouldn't be having sex. In fact, you shouldn't be having sex full stop...Present company excluded, of course.
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Tess: Hi.
Jonesy: Merry Christmas.
Tess: Yeah, you too.
Jonesy: I didn't know what to bring, so...
Tess: Anything's fine.
Jonesy: So...I didn't bring anything.
Tess: Oh! That's fine too.
Jonesy: Merry Christmas.
Tess: Yeah, you too.
Jonesy: I didn't know what to bring, so...
Tess: Anything's fine.
Jonesy: So...I didn't bring anything.
Tess: Oh! That's fine too.
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Tess: What are you looking for?
Jonesy: Mistletoe.
Tess: Get out!
Jonesy: Merry Christmas!
Jonesy: Mistletoe.
Tess: Get out!
Jonesy: Merry Christmas!
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Jo: I can't believe it! I'm supposed to be drivin' to Frankstown now...I've even got my bathers on...
PJ: Bathers?!
Jo: Yeah, I was gonna go straight to the beach.
PJ: If it keeps raining you won't need to go to the beach...You're wearing them now?
Jo: Yeah, well, you didn't give me time to change!
PJ: One piece or two? Academic interest, that's all!
Jo: Yeah Right
PJ: Bathers?!
Jo: Yeah, I was gonna go straight to the beach.
PJ: If it keeps raining you won't need to go to the beach...You're wearing them now?
Jo: Yeah, well, you didn't give me time to change!
PJ: One piece or two? Academic interest, that's all!
Jo: Yeah Right
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Jo: Why are you so cheerful all of a sudden, anyway?
PJ: You, me, your bikini, the prospect of Mal Yates on toast! What's not to be cheerful about?
Jo: I didn't say I was wearing a bikini.
PJ: You, me, your bikini, the prospect of Mal Yates on toast! What's not to be cheerful about?
Jo: I didn't say I was wearing a bikini.
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Winifred: More lemonade?
Jo: Winifred, you're defeating the purpose of surveillance. How are we supposed to do this discretely if you keep popping over here every five minutes like a demented jack in the box!
Jo: Winifred, you're defeating the purpose of surveillance. How are we supposed to do this discretely if you keep popping over here every five minutes like a demented jack in the box!
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Ben: Congratulations, engine off please. You've just won the idiot of the night award.
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Brian: You've got to help me. My brother's coming home for Christmas.
Jo: Isn't that a good thing?
Brian: My brother's coming home to murder me.
PJ: Now you're talking.
Jo: Isn't that a good thing?
Brian: My brother's coming home to murder me.
PJ: Now you're talking.
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PJ: Mal Yates is my Christmas present. He's the only one I'm likely to get. I want him.
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Jonesy: I think your sister's got a better chance of getting your car home unscratched then you do. And apart from that, I'll have to arrest you if you try to start it up.
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Brian: If the bastard wants to murder me, he can do it with a beer in my hand.
PJ: Well go and drink it somewhere else. I'll tell you, I'll murder him if his brother doesn't.
PJ: Well go and drink it somewhere else. I'll tell you, I'll murder him if his brother doesn't.
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