Blue Heelers Quotes
Alex: You do realise he's got a bit of a crush on you?
Susie: Yeah, I did pick it.
Alex: I mean, I know it's harmless but anything you can do to let him down gently?
Susie: Oh I don't think I'll have to that will I? He'll soon spot some grade five cutie that he fancies.
Susie: Yeah, I did pick it.
Alex: I mean, I know it's harmless but anything you can do to let him down gently?
Susie: Oh I don't think I'll have to that will I? He'll soon spot some grade five cutie that he fancies.
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Joss (crying): My life is stuffed. I've been beaten to a pulp by my...some heavy guys I owe ten grand to and I can't given them bloody ten grand 'cause I'm so broke I can't even pay the bloody rent and now I don't even have a bloody place to live!
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Kelly: You have no idea what he just asked me to do.
Chris: Men, all they think about is sex.
Kelly: If only that was all.
Chris: Men, all they think about is sex.
Kelly: If only that was all.
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Alex (to Rory): I can't remember how many times I've had my heart broken. It should all be in squidgy bits!
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Kelly: Chris, please explain to David why I could never have a relationship with Joss.
Chris: Because she's not clinically insane.
Chris: Because she's not clinically insane.
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Kelly: You blink, you breathe, I shoot you.
Pilgrim: Can someone please call this crazy bitch off me?!
Pilgrim: Can someone please call this crazy bitch off me?!
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Matt: Oh, by the way, the going rate for a Saturday night off is now north of $30.
Kelly (to David): He's joking.
Kelly (to David): He's joking.
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Matt (to David about Kelly): She has quite a temper on her, this one. Today, she came this close to blowing a man's head off.
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Man with drugs: I'll have your badge!
Kelly (to Matt): Aw...he thinks he's in New York!
Kelly (to Matt): Aw...he thinks he's in New York!
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Gina: First there's the thirst, then the munchies, then the nausea. It's a bit like opium.
Tom: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Gina: You didn't see this either.
Tom: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Gina: You didn't see this either.
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[Gina kicks vending machine and a can of coke comes out.]
Tom: I could arrest you for that.
Tom: I could arrest you for that.
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[Gina offers Tom the drink, and he takes it.]
Gina: Now you'd have to arrest yourself for accessory.
Gina: Now you'd have to arrest yourself for accessory.
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[Tom is talking about the defaced statue of General Thomas.]
Tom: I never really did like that statue.
Tom: I never really did like that statue.
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Jonesy: I'm sorry if I've had anything to do with that.
Susie: Don't flatter yourself.
Susie: Don't flatter yourself.
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Lily: So who owns the house this week?
Matt: You do.
Lily: And the car?
Matt: You do.
Lily: And the million dollars?
Matt: You do.
Matt: You do.
Lily: And the car?
Matt: You do.
Lily: And the million dollars?
Matt: You do.
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Tom: [to Adam] You couldn't even walk away from Mt. Thomas, what makes you think you can walk away from this?
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Adam: [to Tom]You could of just believed me. Although listening to other people's opinions was never really your strong suit was it, boss?
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