Blue Heelers Quotes

PJ: Well, the panel van was parked over there, right? So if he's shooting from over there...and we were there...we're stuffed!
Maggie: Oh, oh God! Oh God!

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Jack: Oh, I don't know, my great-grandfather went through Gallipoli, and he never had any counselling.
Tom: That's because they didn't have any!
Jack: Oh, I'd feel like a big girl, Boss!
Tom: Next time I want to punish you, I'll tell Doyle and McKinley you said that.
Jack: Oh, they're not big girls, they're terrifying women!

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Maggie: How dare you discuss us with Ben, PJ.
PJ: Us? I...I didn't.
Maggie: You did! And you took the liberty of discussing my father's business with him as well.

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Maggie: I don't need protecting. I need you to be there for me, and that is all!
PJ: I am. I love you.
Maggie: Bastard.

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Maggie: Do you think my father is guilty?
PJ: Yes. I wish I could say something else.
Maggie: So do I.

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PJ: Oh, Maggie, fighting Doyles. I love you.

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PJ (talking about the Titanic): Yeah, poor old iceberg. Going for a float and a dirty big ship runs right into it.

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Tom: Jack is hunky, Jack is spunky...Jack can move and groove real funky. Jack Lawson, oh Jack Lawson, he is brave than Douglas Mawson.

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Tom: Mawson. Don't you read your $100 bills?
Jack: Oh, no, I've never had one, Boss.

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Maggie: Someone's going to come in. The Boss will come in.
PJ: The Boss knows.
Maggie: The Boss knows. How...

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Tom: Goodbye, McKinley.
Dash: Yep...Tom.
Tom: Deidre. You're a dag.

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Tom: As for you, Parrish, check your watch. When Mickey Mouse's club gets up by his ear, it means you should be at work.

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Father Brian Hegarty: For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who don't, no explanation is possible.

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Maggie: I thought you were crazy about me?
PJ: Yeah, too crazy to make you miserable for the rest of your life. Look, Maggie, don't tell me he hasn't tempted you, because you kissed him.

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PJ: Maggie, I love you more than anything else on earth. That's why I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I know it's taken a while. But...Maggie, marry me?
Maggie: Yes! It fits! It's perfect!

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Maggie: Do you think they bought it?
PJ: Yep, you pick a pretty good fight. Love you Maggie.
Maggie: I love you too.

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PJ: What is true is that I never want to wake up without you by my side. I need you bossing me around, organising me, telling me to put the cap back on the toothpaste, the milk back in the fridge. It's called life, Mags, and I haven't got one without you. You know we spend our whole lives looking for that one person, and I'm not going to give that up.

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Jack: I'm in a wheelchair...or haven't you noticed?

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Jack: Why not just run an ad in the Gazette? Jack Lawson pissed himself last night.

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Jack: Yeah, I got let out for good spelling. Three years on the job and I've finally learnt that apprehended has two 'p's, not one. Not that it's hard when you're only doing paperwork.

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Chris: What is this? Last day of term?

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Jack: Yeah, poems about horses...about as close as I'm going to get to one now.

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PJ: No lock, no security. That's not how I would look after my valuable semen.

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Chris: Your lamest, lame duck is good looking.

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Tess: I don't think caring for people is necessarily a bad thing in a copper.

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Sam: The cat burglar in a wheelchair...they should make a movie out of that.

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Jack: It's my body! It's my risk!

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Jack: Yeah, I told him he should set it in a cop shop manned by an aging Detective called PJ. Except give it a twist, make him gay. And then there's Jack. He's, ah, ruggedly handsome, quiet and determined. He'll be the real hero of the show.
PJ: Yes, yes, and of course Jack will get the girl.
Jack: Oh, PJ will get the boy!

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Simon: He's had it in for me since day one!
Tess: And day one was what? Yesterday? Feels like ten years...

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Tess: If you don't pull him back up, then I'll charge you with...littering.

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