Blue Heelers Quotes

PJ: You keep your sick perverted eyes off Constable Parrish!

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PJ: It's like aerobics, except you trying to get you nail polish dry, so it's more of an up and down motion.

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[PJ, Ben and Jonesy start waving their arms around. Tom walks into the station, and PJ and Ben stop. Jonesy doesn't see him and keeps going.]
Tom (to Jonesy): Don't you have any work to do?!

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[Jonesy stops quickly.]

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Jo: It's either bush walking or jazz ballet.

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Jo: I shoud have realised the great white hunter wouldn't be able to find his way back to the car

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PJ: Was this before or after you took your pants off for Rochelle?

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PJ: If you're not worried about mosquito bites in awkward places, neither am I

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PJ (To Jo): This skinny dipping isn't gonna happen is it?

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[Jo has just seen the threat written on the patrol car window.]
Jo: It's Senior Constable, you bastard.

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Jo: Hang on, why am I taking my shirt off?!

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Jonesy: No one tells me anything around here!

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Susie: So it really looked like a flying saucer?
Jo: It was full on and I didn't even have the mushrooms.
Jonesy: This is when it pays to read your stars signs. Will be abducted by aliens, so pack undies!
Susie: Wonder what's Rochelle's was?
Jo: Yeah, Sag.
Jonesy: Here it is. Something new will happen in your life. Maybe a new man. Expect a trip to outerspace! Expect a bumpy ride!
PJ: You're all so hilarious.
Susie: So what did your star sign say yesterday, PJ?
Jo: Expect a grumpy mood and a closed mind.
PJ: All your minds are so open I can hear the wind just whistling through!
Jo: PJ!

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Susie: It's not a date...it's a social obligation.

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Susie (to Jonesy): Am I distracting you?

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Jo: Susie, how do I compete with a ghost?

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PJ: Life is very precious, just don't chuck it away.

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PJ: Trouble is, I don't believe him.

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Jo: Every time I see him...it just hurts.

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Jo: I always thought heartbroken was just an expression...but I can feel it.

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Jo: PJ's not the only one who's suffering.

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Jonesy: That line never works for me, Grace.

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Amy: All right, I guess I'll just have a chair.
PJ: If that's what you want.
Amy: No, I don't want, but it'll have to do until I can figure out what's going on here.

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Ben: I didn't think it was important.
Nick: No, Ben. You just didn't bother.

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PJ: How would you feel if someone killed your wife, Zoe?
Nick: Oh, you know mate, I'd probably give them a medal. You wouldn't understand because you're not married.

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Amy: Detectives don't dig.

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Mark (about Joss): Who's this?
Jonesy: Probationary Constable Idiot.

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Theo: Well, screw you.
Amy: Not if you were the last man alive.

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[Amy sees Kelly's neck brace.]
Amy: Love the fashion accessory!
Kelly: Is this 'Pick on Kelly Day'?

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Jonesy: She's going to end up in the same place as Hugo Allen, and you can bet that's not Akapolko!
Amy: Actually, it was Aka-bloody-polko.

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