Blue Heelers Quotes

Mark: Actually, this time Boss...it's your fault.

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Garth: It's a job, not a kidney donation.
Amy: Why me?
Garth: Why you what?
Amy: You said you had your pick of the force. Why me?
Garth: Oh, you know, so I can look up your skirt.
Amy: You wanna get out and walk?
Garth: You wanna concede that you're good at this gig and we work well together?

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PJ: No one wants a party, mate.

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PJ: You acted like anyone would have. It means you're human.
Amy: It means I've got a long way to go.

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Garth: Mate, I'm going to have to commend you on your shooting skills.
PJ: It's amazing what a little motivation does for your aim.

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Tom: Peroni didn't shoot anybody. He's a copper. Coppers don't shoot other coppers.

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Amy: Me Lone Ranger, you Tonto - got it?
Jonesy: Whatever you say, Kemo Sabe.

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Jonesy: Well, they reckon the skull could be ancient.
Alex: Oh, what? Mt. Thomas Man, ten thousand years old?
Jonesy: Couldn't be, the Boss is still walking around.

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Kelly (to Matt): I mean, you're a long way from the sunshine, sunshine.

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Kelly (to Joss): Is everything a bet with you?

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Amy: What the hell are you two...is that a pie?!

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Jonesy: What do you call this?
Ernie: In my world, we call that a shovel.
Jonesy: Yes, well, in my world, we call that blood.
Amy: And in my world, I call that a reason for a visit to the station.

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Alex: Yeah! Right on, Foxy! You sure told them!
Amy: Don't ever call me that again, 'ACTING' Sergeant!

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Matt: So what do you need me to do, Sarge?
Alex: I don't need the formal stuff. Call me Alex.
Matt: Whatever you say, Sarge.

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Amy: I thought you were the romantic.
Jonesy: Yeah, but that's just stupid.

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Matt (talking to the dog): Hey, boy. What are you doing here? Watching the future of your country make fools of themselves? Don't do drugs, okay?

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Joss: She just flashed me.
Jonesy: Who? Kelly? She's sick, man. She's delirious. I dunno, I wouldn't take it as a compliment.
Joss: No, that school girl.
Jonesy: I'm sure you'll get over it.
Joss: I'm old enough to be her dad.

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Ashley: I could sue you if I get what you've got.
Kelly: Go ahead, all you'll get is a hairbrush and an alarm clock.
Ashley: Well may I request a change of babysitter, then?
Kelly: Who would you like? I don't reccommend the Italian.
Ashley: Been there have you?
Kelly: No, I love him like a brother. I've made it my mission to keep him intact until he finds a nice girl to marry.

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Ashley: I hear you're looking for a nice girl...good luck trying to find one.

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Jonesy: What do we have here?
Amy: We have a Luke Knights...
Jonesy: Is that right? G'day, Luke. I'm an Evan Jones, and I've had several less hours sleep than I need, so you are not in friendly hands here, son.

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Kelly: I've been called in.
Estelle: But it's Saturday.
Kelly: Crime doesn't care about that.
Estelle: But you're sick.
Kelly: Crime doesn't care about that either.

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Jonesy (to Luke): Get in there you arrogant little sh*t!
Joss: We can't do that, can we?
Jonesy: We just did.

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Matt: You read the right act to your girlfriend yet?
Kelly: She's not my girlfriend.
Matt: No, she's a stalker.
Joss: Who's this? Your fruitcake mate?

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Kelly: I am not your friend, Estelle, get that through your head!

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Matt: Did she get the message?
Kelly: Doubt I'll make it to her Christmas card list...

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Alex: So what footy team do you follow?
Matt: Don't really.
Alex: C'mon, everyone has a footy team.
Matt: Lions, I guess.
Alex: Oh, that's right, you're a banana bender.

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Alex: Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a little flexible.
Matt: You mean piss-weak.

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Matt: You don't just decide to smack your teacher in the face on a whim. Something must've happened!

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Matt: He's lying.
Alex: Or he just doesn't respond well to being badgered!
Matt: You don't hit someone over guitar practice.
Alex: This kid did! Look, even his father didn't think it was out of character, what more do you want?
Matt: The truth.

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Chris: You're preaching to the converted, Alex!

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