Blue Heelers Quotes

Amy: First move now is to make a statement of exactly what happened.
Brendan: I've already told him what happened, I told him three times.
Amy: And if you want to see a judge and jury laugh their socks off, you'll tell them the same story.

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Amy: You are not my judge, PJ! No one is my judge!
PJ: Judge of what?

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Susie: Lucky we didn't save him a pie.

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Jonesy: Would you mind if a kissed you?
Susie: Ahh...no.
Jonesy: 'Cause I really like you, Susie. I've liked you from the moment I first saw you...I guess it was like at first sight.
Susie: Well that's a good start, then.

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Sam: Don't be a doofus.
Daisy: I'm not a doofus!

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PJ: People make their own choices. They live with their pain.

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Amy: Maybe she was too scared to fight!

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PJ: What are you doing here?
Amy: The jewellers on Penhope Road was knocked over.
PJ: Yeah, I know...that's why I'm here.

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PJ: You want a coffee? Or maybe a scotch?
Amy: Don't tempt me.

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Alex (to Jonesy): I am the best mate you are ever going to have.

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Woman (of Jonesy): Cute...and good at his job.

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Amy (to Tom): Thanks for your concern, but I don't need anyone playing devil's advocate.

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Amy: He forced himself on my for years. What could be harder to deal with than that?

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Amy: This is my workplace. I'm not going to hide.

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Jonesy (to different woman): All I know is, once I find her, that's it.
Susie (to different man): Kids...house...the whole catastrophe.

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Jonesy (on the phone to Susie): Now why haven't I seen that dress before?

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Jonesy: Because...maybe we're made of different stuff. Maybe we want different things. Maybe you just wanna play the field.
Susie: That's not what I want. Jonesy, it's taken us this long to get this far, don't stuff it up now.

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Amy: You're the one who told me to go after him!
PJ: If we're going to nail him, then we need to stick to procedure.
Amy: I don't give a stuff about procedure. I don't even care if we charge him. He's already ruined my life, and I'm not going to let him ruin Chloe's.
PJ: Do you want me to come with you?
Amy: No.
PJ: Wrong answer.

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Susie: I think what you did was brave, facing up to him.
Amy: Brave...I thought that once I'd faced him that things would change, that I'd change.
Susie: Nothing's going to change right away.
Amy: Maybe nothing will ever change. Maybe this is as good as it gets.

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Tom: Now, who want's brussell sprouts?
Sam and Daisy: Ewwwwww!
Tom: Did I say brussell sprouts? I meant fish and chips.
Sam and Daisy: Yay!

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Jonesy: There's a man-eater out there!
Susie: Go on then, 'Sir Evan'!

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Jonesy: One umbrella. Very broken.
[He pretends to dance, Mary-Poppins style.]
Susie: I didn't know you were a man of so many talents!

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Jonesy: Some mate you turned out to be.
Alex: What?
Jonesy: Susie.

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Jason: Which dickhead turned the music off?!
Jonesy: That dickhead would be me.

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Amy: Smells like fish.
PJ: Now, Amy. You're going to spoil the moment where I'm being all heroic and supportive. I will confess to you that for a small portion of the day only, my hankie shared my pocket with a half-eaten tuna sandwich.

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[Amy laughs.]
PJ: What, a man's gotta eat?
Amy: Eat, yes, but store in a pocket?
PJ: Well it has been a long day.
Amy: Yeah, I might get a late night.

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Alex: Everyone else decided the best way to help Kelly was to turn into uniformed thugs!

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Alex: His mother passed away while we were holding him in here on a charge we all knew was a crock!

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Tom: Next time, tuck your thumb in like this...

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Alex: You sold me out!

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