Xena - Warrior Princess Quotes

Xena: Magmar told me that his boss has a big ego, almost as big as yours.
Autolycus: Nothing is as big as mine.

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Gabrielle: By the Gods!
Xena: What is it?
Gabrielle: You are beautiful!

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Gabrielle: I'm great. I can't see but I'm good.
Xena: Try using both eyes.
Gabrielle: Oh, oh yeah that's better.
Xena: Think you can stand?
Gabrielle: You mean I'm not?

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Xena: Have I made myself clear?
Gabrielle: No. You're a little fuzzy around the edges so you keep trying, you'll get there.

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Xena: What are you doing here? I thought I told you to wait for me at the cave.
Gabrielle: I did and then this rock told me I had to come find you.
Xena: The rock spoke to you?
Gabrielle: Well, yeah, I mean his voice was a little gravely but I understood...

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Gabrielle: Did I hurt you?
Xena: No, no, loving every minute of it.

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Ares: Sometimes the best man for a job... is a woman.

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Xena: Give up on me, Ares. You´re not my father.
Ares: What is a father, Xena? A man who guides you, who teaches you how to live your life. I did all for you. And I´ll never let you go.

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Xena: [Whistles]
Gabrielle: Uh-oh. I hate it when you do that. I have to practice.
Xena: Not on my horse. I wish the two of you would just get along.
Gabrielle: It’s not like we’re at constant war or anything. Argo doesn’t like me.
Xena: (to Argo) Sometimes you have to have patience with things that annoy you.
Gabrielle: Oh, I never said she annoyed me.
Xena: I wasn’t talking to you.
Gabrielle: Oh, funny-- very, very funny.

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Gabrielle: Riding? That would mean Argo. No-- she doesn’t like me.
Xena: She doesn’t hate you. I thought you had a pony when you were young.
Gabrielle: I did. His name was Tympani.
Xena: Did you leave Tympani with your sister?
Gabrielle: No-- actually-- he got very sick one day, and-- why, I thought he would get better, but-- it’s just what happens with things that you love. Sometimes they just leave you.

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Gabrielle: You want to talk about it?
Xena: What?
Gabrielle: Cirra.
Xena: It was just another village to conquer. Nothing out of the ordinary. A fire broke out and I don't know if it was my men or just an accident but there was a strong wind and those flames just swept through that town like a wave of death. And the people were huddled in their houses because they were afraid of my army. That was the one time that my army was responsible for the death of women and children. And there was just a handful of survivors. Obviously Callisto was one of them.

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Gabrielle: No, no look, you promise me. If something happens to me, you will not become a monster. There’s only one way to end this cycle of hatred, and it’s through love and forgiveness.
Xena: Don’t you go changing, Gabrielle. I like you just the way you are. Go get some sleep.
Gabrielle: No, no, you promise me.
Xena: I promise.

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Xena: Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you without a fair trial.
Callisto: You know, there used to be a little respect mixed up in my hatred for you. But not anymore. Your petty scruples are embarrassing. As a villain, you were awesome. As a hero, you're a sentimental fool.

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Callisto: The sight, just the sight, of Xena, Warrior Princess arguing on my behalf amuses me, so let me tell you. Let me answer your question about what I'd do if you let me go. You let me go, and I'll dedicate my life to killing everything you love. Your friends, your family, your reputation - even your horse. I'm being so honest with you, because the idea of your pity is worse than death for me. You see, you created a monster with integrity, Xena. Scary, isn't it?

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Callisto: Oh! Well, that makes all the difference, and now we can be the best of friends! [spits on Xena] That's what I think of your apology.

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Gabrielle: I thought you said your brother was killed by Cortese.

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Xena: No, that was my younger brother. Gabrielle, this is my older brother, Toris.
Gabrielle: Huh, you’re full of surprises.
Xena: Toris has some surprises of his own. That’s the mask of Cortese.
Toris: That’s right. It’s the only way I can get close enough to Cortese-- to kill him.

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Xena: I want Cortese as much as you do. But murder is not the answer. I learned the hard way about justice –
Toris: Learned the hard way? Are you bragging? What I saw of you when I left our village was not something to be proud of.
Xena: And what did you see? Someone had to step forward. Cortese would have slaughtered us all if we hadn’t fought/
Toris: If our people had followed me to the hills –
Xena: Cortese would have hunted us down like dogs. I had to make a stand, and I wasn’t the only one show believed that.
Toris: That’s right. Our brother believed it. Lyceus stood by you to the end. And it was his end, remember?
Xena: I said fight because it was our village. Lyceus believed in that, and I would say it again.

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Xena: Toris…
Toris: How do you put up with that girl?
Xena: Why? She knows more about wisdom and justice than you’ll ever know.

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Toris: You murdering harpy!

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Xena: You were right, I shouldn't have brought her here.
General: We all make mistakes.
Xena: My pride may have killed my best friend.

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Xena: He got in the way. It’s war Gabrielle.
Gabrielle: I can’t bear to think of all the innocents who suffer because of this madness. Someone has to stop it. Come on, Xena. Not even you can stop an entire war. All right, look, I did not mean that as a challenge.
Xena: Stay here with Ephiny.
Gabrielle: What are you going to do?
Xena: I’m gonna find a safe place for Ephiny to have her baby…and then I’m gonna stop this war.
Gabrielle : I’ve got to learn to keep my mouth shut.

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Galen: If she had hit him an inch lower, she could have killed the monster.
Xena: She knew that. That’s why he’s still alive.
Marmax: Are you telling me that she’d rather die than take the life of a man she doesn’t even know?
Xena: Gabrielle lives by her own code. That code doesn’t include killing.

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Xena: She’s not dead. I wouldn’t let her. Come on, Gabrielle, wake up. Come on, wake up! Come on, wake up! You’re scaring me! Wake up! Wake up! Gabrielle breathe. Breathe.

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Xena: [crying]: Don’t leave me! Don’t you leave me! Don’t leave me! Don’t leave me! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Gabrielle: [Gasping]
Xena: You’re okay
Galen: You’re Asclepius! You’ve come back to Earth!
Xena: Get up Galen. I’m not Asclepius. You should know that by now. It’s Gabrielle who performed the miracle…didn’t you?

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Gabrielle: Xena…
Xena: Yeah.
Gabrielle: I wanted to thank you for saving my life…again. You always seem to be doing that.
Xena: It was your decision to come back.
Gabrielle: How could I leave you? When we have so many wars to stop and despots to foil? You’re going to need my help.
Xena: I couldn’t do it without you, but you’re gonna have to rest up for a while.

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Kaleipus: Amazing. I see so much change in your eyes. You aren't the woman I faced ten years ago. You aren't that warrior. Let him go, Xena. He's got a family and a home here. He's not your son anymore.
Xena: Are you telling me this for my good or yours?
Kaleipus: For his... and mine. For nine years, Solan has been my son. I love him more than my very life and the thought of losing him... You can't possibly know what that feels like.
Xena: Do you know what it's like to be a mother without her child?

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Xena: Take this child. He's my son, and the son of Borias. If he stays with me, he'll become a target for all those who hate me... and he'll learn things a child should never know. He'll become like me.

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Xena: You have things here I can only dream about. Things I would want for my son.

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Xena: I could sing for you.

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