Xena - Warrior Princess Quotes
Joxer: The woman I love is working here…On the other hand, I am just one small business transaction away from pressing my lips against her. What am I saying?
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Barbarian Leader: We fight with the heart of a lion.
Aphrodite: And you run with the feet of a chicken.
Aphrodite: And you run with the feet of a chicken.
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Ares: We were starting to-- warm up to each other there, weren't we?
Gabrielle: Yeah, we were.
(beat)
Ares: I didn't like it.
Gabrielle: Right back at ya.
Gabrielle: Yeah, we were.
(beat)
Ares: I didn't like it.
Gabrielle: Right back at ya.
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Minya: I expect more from the god of war. I mean without his powers he's just another man. Just another big ole, leather-clad, well-muscled, gorgeous, hunk of bad boy... man.
Gabrielle: How are those hormones?
Minya: Raging. I think I'll go see Hower.
Gabrielle: How are those hormones?
Minya: Raging. I think I'll go see Hower.
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Callisto: All these years I've spent living to destroy you, thinking that, only if I can give you the same pain that you gave me, I'd be rid of it. And then I do. And nothing changes. I don't feel better. Just empty.
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Xena: You're wrong Callisto. You let your pain kill you years ago. I'm gonna live with mine.
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Xena: No you lied to me. I trusted you and you lied to me. Now Solan is dead. My son is dead, because of you.
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Gabrielle: The Elysian Fields... only heroes wind up here. (pauses) Dead heroes. (looks down, realizes she is completely naked and covers herself with her arms) Dead naked heroes.
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Xena: Pheidippides, can you run on to Athens and tell them about Marathon?
Pheidippides: Yes.
Xena: Good. Pace yourself. In this heat, a run like that could kill you.
Pheidippides: Yes.
Xena: Good. Pace yourself. In this heat, a run like that could kill you.
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Gabrielle: You taught me that there are things in life worth dying for-- things that hold a higher meaning than our own existence.
Xena: Not your existence.
Gabrielle: Why? 'Cause I'm your friend?
Xena: Yes!
Gabrielle: Well then, honor my memory.
Xena: Not your existence.
Gabrielle: Why? 'Cause I'm your friend?
Xena: Yes!
Gabrielle: Well then, honor my memory.
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Gabrielle: You've got to take me with you-- teach me everything you know. You can't leave me here in Poteidaia. I wanna go with you. I've studied the stars... spoken with philosophers... and I have the gift of prophecy. I can be very valuable to you. Take me with you. I want so much to be like you.
Xena: And I want to be like you.
Xena: And I want to be like you.
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Gabrielle: I thought you said these guys were tough.
Xena: They must have had an off-day.
Xena: They must have had an off-day.
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Gabrielle: There's something that I'm not getting. There's something you're not telling me.
Xena: She reminds me a little bit of me.
Gabrielle: Xena, I knew you were evil, but you were obnoxious too?
Xena: She reminds me a little bit of me.
Gabrielle: Xena, I knew you were evil, but you were obnoxious too?
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Rafe: What do you make of her?
Eldon: Trust me, Rafe, no man can make her.
Eldon: Trust me, Rafe, no man can make her.
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Xena: Give me that hat.
Rafe: (in a sing-song voice) What do you say?
Xena: Or else.
Rafe: (in a sing-song voice) What do you say?
Xena: Or else.
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Gabrielle: I wanted to get there before Xena so that I could betray her. I wanted to betray her. I gave her everything and it had meant nothing to her. I hated her for loving someone else. I wanted her to hurt. I wanted her to be punished. And, I almost got her killed. My hatred and jealousy almost destroyed my best friend.
Ares: So, now you have the answer. The question is can you live with it?
Gabrielle: If the bowl is ever empty, so go my memories.
Ares: And the pain, all that pain.
Gabrielle: And the memories of my youth, my parents, my loves ...
Ares: ... the betrayal, the killing, the death of your child.
Gabrielle: And Xena.
Ares: Bottom line, Gabrielle, you won't miss what you never knew.
Ares: So, now you have the answer. The question is can you live with it?
Gabrielle: If the bowl is ever empty, so go my memories.
Ares: And the pain, all that pain.
Gabrielle: And the memories of my youth, my parents, my loves ...
Ares: ... the betrayal, the killing, the death of your child.
Gabrielle: And Xena.
Ares: Bottom line, Gabrielle, you won't miss what you never knew.
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Joxer: Hey, aren't you forgetting about me?
Xena: No, Joxer, not even Mnemosyne could help her with that.
Xena: No, Joxer, not even Mnemosyne could help her with that.
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Aphrodite: Need it ... got it ... hate it ... can always hock it ... Grody! Why do these mortal types always give me fish. I hate fish.
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Gabrielle: (in reference to a particularly racy fresco) That's not humanly possible.
Xena: Sure it is.
Xena: Sure it is.
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Joxer: Ah Ah. I Attus, King of Trout and Ruler of its people. I set you free ... huh? ... ha ha ha ha ha ... you tell good joke, Trout Brother. But now I must have tribute. Go. Swim. Be free. Go. Go.
Xena: Now you listen to me, Monkey Man! You ever do that again and you will find my fist down your throat.
Xena: Now you listen to me, Monkey Man! You ever do that again and you will find my fist down your throat.
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Xena: Gabrielle! Monkey-Man, you bring her back! You know, you two are beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours and ... FISH DON'T JUST CATCH THEMSELVES!!!
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Xena: (Watching Gabrielle put on lipstick from red juice) What are you doing?
Gabrielle: Just highlighting perfection with some berry juice.
Xena: Yeah, looks good on you. Only they're not berries, they're crushed bugs I was using for bait
Gabrielle: Just highlighting perfection with some berry juice.
Xena: Yeah, looks good on you. Only they're not berries, they're crushed bugs I was using for bait
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Joxer: Mmm, Attus not afraid. Attus King of Jungle. (arrow lands in tree between Joxer's legs) Attus renounce throne.
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Gabrielle: Have another look ... what? What is it?
Xena: Alright, Gabrielle, that's enough. Come on, please.
Palm Reader: No. There's danger, great danger ... and death.
Gabrielle: Did you hear that? She just described every day of our lives.
Xena: Alright, Gabrielle, that's enough. Come on, please.
Palm Reader: No. There's danger, great danger ... and death.
Gabrielle: Did you hear that? She just described every day of our lives.
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Xena: Autolycus became a thief to right a terrible wrong.
Gabrielle: I know, he told me. He stole everything from the man who killed his brother. He left him with nothing, just a broken man.
Xena: You see, that was Autolycus' defining moment. He'll always think of himself as a thief.
Gabrielle: I know, he told me. He stole everything from the man who killed his brother. He left him with nothing, just a broken man.
Xena: You see, that was Autolycus' defining moment. He'll always think of himself as a thief.
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Xena (as Ezra): Auto, Auto baby, you promised me this was gonna work. You're supposed to be the King of Thieves. My father, my father told me he was a loser and a fraud with his phony disguises and that silly mustache, but I will always love you. Oh, you gotta believe me. He put me up to this. You know how he is, with that charm of his, he's so shallow yet so persuasive. I'm not really a bad person. I just fell in love with the wrong man at the wrong time.
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Autolycus: Alright, Xena, you've been waiting for this moment since we started. Some good old-fashioned kick-butt - that's my warrior princess-action.
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Gabrielle: That's what makes doing work like this worthwhile.
Autolycus: Yes, half naked men running through the square.
Autolycus: Yes, half naked men running through the square.
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