Xena - Warrior Princess Quotes
Gabrielle: But I’ve learned my lesson. Everything I know, you know. From now on, no more secrets.
Xena: We’ll see how long that lasts.
Gabrielle: Hmph.
Xena: We’ll see how long that lasts.
Gabrielle: Hmph.
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Gabrielle: I just thought of something. You’re a warrior princess and I’m an Amazon princess. That is going to make such a great story.
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Terreis: It’s a man’s world, Gabrielle. Not because it should be, but because we let them have it.
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Xerxes: Who are you and what is your interest in all this?
Xena: My name is Xena. I´m a problem-solver.
Xena: My name is Xena. I´m a problem-solver.
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Gabrielle: (being lead down to the dungeon) It was really nice of you to walk me down here personally.
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Salmoneus: You! That's the little miss innocent who had me thrown in here in the first place.
Xena: She's my friend.
Salmoneus: (to Xena of Gabby) She's your friend. She’s your friend?? You have a friend?? What is she, a warrior?
Gabrielle: Hey, back off! You wouldn't have been thrown here in the first place if you had kept your hands off my tomatoes.
[Xena looks questioningly at Salmoneus]
Salmoneus: I can explain that!
Xena: She's my friend.
Salmoneus: (to Xena of Gabby) She's your friend. She’s your friend?? You have a friend?? What is she, a warrior?
Gabrielle: Hey, back off! You wouldn't have been thrown here in the first place if you had kept your hands off my tomatoes.
[Xena looks questioningly at Salmoneus]
Salmoneus: I can explain that!
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Man: Looking for the man of your dreams?
Xena: Yep.: [Punches him in the stomach] You're not him.
Xena: Yep.: [Punches him in the stomach] You're not him.
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Xena: I can tell you that you were the closest thing I ever had to a sister. That was important to me.
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Xena: Hey, it's all right.
Hermia: Thank you - Xena?
Xena: Hermia?
Hermia: The Gods, it must be 10 years since I saw you last!
Xena: Come over here. What are you doing here? Where's your family?
Hermia: Persix and Eteocles inhabit the other side, thanks to that murdering tyrant, Xeres. And now he's thrown Flora in his dungeon!
Xena: Flora? Little Flora? She's in prison?
Hermia: She's not little anymore. She's all grown up and madly in love with one of the Black Wolves.
Hermia: Thank you - Xena?
Xena: Hermia?
Hermia: The Gods, it must be 10 years since I saw you last!
Xena: Come over here. What are you doing here? Where's your family?
Hermia: Persix and Eteocles inhabit the other side, thanks to that murdering tyrant, Xeres. And now he's thrown Flora in his dungeon!
Xena: Flora? Little Flora? She's in prison?
Hermia: She's not little anymore. She's all grown up and madly in love with one of the Black Wolves.
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Gabrielle: Do you want to go back for the horse? It's bound to be a collectors' item?
Xena: Only if you're gonna pull it.
Gabrielle: Nah.
Xena: Only if you're gonna pull it.
Gabrielle: Nah.
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Gabrielle: You know Helen?
Xena: We met a long time ago in Sparta. Before the war.
Xena: We met a long time ago in Sparta. Before the war.
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Gabrielle: You can't sweet-talk information out of me - wrong target.
Petrocles: Oh, I don't know. Some people consider me the king of sweet-talk.
Gabrielle: Well, hand over the crown, 'cause you just met your match. When I was five, I talked my parents into giving me my own pony.
Petrocles: When I was fifteen, I talked a warlord into giving me his army.
Gabrielle: I once talked a Cyclops out of his dinner. And I was the dinner.
Petrocles: I talked Xena into marrying me.
Xena: [far from both of them] Gabrielle, why don't you walk up here with me?
Gabrielle: You can keep your crown.
Petrocles: Oh, I don't know. Some people consider me the king of sweet-talk.
Gabrielle: Well, hand over the crown, 'cause you just met your match. When I was five, I talked my parents into giving me my own pony.
Petrocles: When I was fifteen, I talked a warlord into giving me his army.
Gabrielle: I once talked a Cyclops out of his dinner. And I was the dinner.
Petrocles: I talked Xena into marrying me.
Xena: [far from both of them] Gabrielle, why don't you walk up here with me?
Gabrielle: You can keep your crown.
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Gabrielle: So, what's this Petracles like?
Xena: He's a warlord. He's an ambitious, ruthless, dominating, conniving lair. He'll say anything he can to get a woman to fall for him, and then once he has her, he uses her.
Gabrielle: So you've met.
Xena: We were to be married.
Xena: He's a warlord. He's an ambitious, ruthless, dominating, conniving lair. He'll say anything he can to get a woman to fall for him, and then once he has her, he uses her.
Gabrielle: So you've met.
Xena: We were to be married.
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Petracles: When Xena and I met, we were very young. Neither of us knew what love was. We confused possesion for passion. We had to own each other. I was a little better at it than she was. I asked her to marry me because I thought that was the best way to conquer her.
Gabrielle: I bet you had a surprise coming!
Petracles: No, Gabrielle, it worked. She was mine. And when I realized I had her I didn't want her anymore.
Gabrielle: I bet you had a surprise coming!
Petracles: No, Gabrielle, it worked. She was mine. And when I realized I had her I didn't want her anymore.
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Princess Diana: Tell me what to do to be a convincing Xena.
Gabrielle: Well for starters, stop crying.
Gabrielle: Well for starters, stop crying.
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Princess Diana: This is my round killing-thing.
Gabrielle: Chakram
Princess Diana: Bless you.
Gabrielle: Chakram
Princess Diana: Bless you.
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Autolycus: Now I know what you want, but I'm afraid a broken heart is all I can give you at the moment.
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Xena: We need to talk.
Autolycus: Talk is cheap; I have an expensive ear.
Autolycus: Talk is cheap; I have an expensive ear.
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Autolycus: Malthus...I don't steal from him.
Gabrielle: (laughs) He's afraid.
Autolycus: No, we have an arrangement. I don't steal from him, he doesn't gouge my eyes out with hot pokers. It's worked out very well so far.
Gabrielle: (laughs) He's afraid.
Autolycus: No, we have an arrangement. I don't steal from him, he doesn't gouge my eyes out with hot pokers. It's worked out very well so far.
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Xena: Will you help?
Autolycus: No. Not because I wouldn't want to do your bidding, that's another subject, but as I explained before, we have an arrangement.
Autolycus: No. Not because I wouldn't want to do your bidding, that's another subject, but as I explained before, we have an arrangement.
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Autolycus: You're trying to use my ego against me.
Gabrielle: I didn't think it would work.
Autolycus: No, it worked. I'll do it.
Gabrielle: I didn't think it would work.
Autolycus: No, it worked. I'll do it.
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Autolycus: You're gratitude is all any man could ever want, however this particular man has financial needs.
Gabrielle: Is money the only thing in your life?
Autolycus: I believe it is.
Gabrielle: Is money the only thing in your life?
Autolycus: I believe it is.
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Gabrielle: Ah, I like this ring.
Autolycus: Oh, that's mine. I got it from a beautiful princess.
Gabrielle: Was it a gift?
Autolycus: You're so young.
Autolycus: Oh, that's mine. I got it from a beautiful princess.
Gabrielle: Was it a gift?
Autolycus: You're so young.
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Autolycus: Ah, Xena, I think I found your disguise. The assistant of Sintares would wear no less. (holds up skimpy outfit)
Gabrielle: Any less and there wouldn't be.
Gabrielle: Any less and there wouldn't be.
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Autolycus: Of course the trick in killing someone with an apricot is really in the wrist. The drawback is that it kills instantly so there's no time to gather information. So for situations like that, well, I use a muffin.
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Xena: What do you think you're doing? Concubine?
Autolycus: Oh, come on. Do you really think those people would believe someone like Lord Sintares would have someone like you without, well, having someone like you?
Xena: Just you watch it.
Autolycus: Oh, come on. Do you really think those people would believe someone like Lord Sintares would have someone like you without, well, having someone like you?
Xena: Just you watch it.
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A warlord: Where´s your woman, did she drown?
Autolycus: No, no, she didn´t drown. She should be here momentarily. She´s nearly conquered territory, you know how it is...
A warlord: Virgin grounds, whoa.
Autolycus: Yeah, you see, a woman´s chastity is like a new hat. A beautiful thing that´s...(Xena appears)... going to kill me. Oooh, what took you so long my dear, finishing up my laundry?
Xena: Yes, you left something hanging on the line.
Autolycus: No, no, she didn´t drown. She should be here momentarily. She´s nearly conquered territory, you know how it is...
A warlord: Virgin grounds, whoa.
Autolycus: Yeah, you see, a woman´s chastity is like a new hat. A beautiful thing that´s...(Xena appears)... going to kill me. Oooh, what took you so long my dear, finishing up my laundry?
Xena: Yes, you left something hanging on the line.
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