Xena - Warrior Princess Quotes
Message from Lao Ma: The hawk and the dove must be made one with the wisdom.
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Xena: Am I getting to old for this?
(Talking about fighting as four soldiers rush her)
Xena: Nah. (Smiles)
(Talking about fighting as four soldiers rush her)
Xena: Nah. (Smiles)
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Ares: I never knew you were looking for a father.
Xena: I'm not.
Ares: Well then someone clearly has the job.
Xena: Yeah, Gabrielle.
[Gabrielle smirks]
Ares: I would have paid to see that.
Xena: I'm not.
Ares: Well then someone clearly has the job.
Xena: Yeah, Gabrielle.
[Gabrielle smirks]
Ares: I would have paid to see that.
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Eli: You don't need a sacred dagger or a sword. Love will be our shield and our weapon.
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Eli: Are you sure this is how it has to be? Isn't there some other way?
Callisto: The new world can only be built on the foundation of the old one. The order of the gods must fall. And you, Eli, are the hammer.
Callisto: The new world can only be built on the foundation of the old one. The order of the gods must fall. And you, Eli, are the hammer.
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Xena: The only reason why people like Eli exist is because people like us defend them when they won't defend themselves.
Gabrielle: (Angrily) So Ares is right? The whole future is shaped by warriors? (Walks away)
Gabrielle: (Angrily) So Ares is right? The whole future is shaped by warriors? (Walks away)
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Xena: It's easy to preach peace when you live in heaven. Where is come from you gotta fight for what you believe in. Why don't you come along. It's not everyday that you get to witness the twilight of the gods. It should be a good show.
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Ares: You'll always be a goody-two-shoes!
Gabrielle: Yeah, but with a really big sword.
Gabrielle: Yeah, but with a really big sword.
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Ares: You have no idea how glad I am to see you again.
Hercules: You don't know how little I give a damn.
Ares: Well, you've been lucky so far, little brother. I've always gone kind of easy on you.
Hercules: Oh, so all those other times I knocked you flat on your ass you were just pretending?
Ares: I was worried what Dad would do if I really hurt you. You've always been his favorite.
Hercules: You see, that's the difference between you and me, I never really cared what 'Daddy' thought.
Hercules: You don't know how little I give a damn.
Ares: Well, you've been lucky so far, little brother. I've always gone kind of easy on you.
Hercules: Oh, so all those other times I knocked you flat on your ass you were just pretending?
Ares: I was worried what Dad would do if I really hurt you. You've always been his favorite.
Hercules: You see, that's the difference between you and me, I never really cared what 'Daddy' thought.
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Solan: Hades told me that in the Elysian Fields, you don't even know that you're dead. You just live the same day over and over, thinking your family's going to be home any minute, but they never come. The next morning, it just starts all over again.
Xena: That's so you don't miss the people you left behind.
Solan: If not missing you means not seeing you, I'd rather stay here. At least this way, I'd still get to be with you.
Xena: That's so you don't miss the people you left behind.
Solan: If not missing you means not seeing you, I'd rather stay here. At least this way, I'd still get to be with you.
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Hercules: I never thought I'd say this ... I believe you. But, how can I be sure you aren't going to change your mind?
Hera: Because of a lesson I regret teaching you a long time ago, Hercules. Parents should never outlive their children.
Hera: Because of a lesson I regret teaching you a long time ago, Hercules. Parents should never outlive their children.
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Xena: We're going to be together now, Eve. You and me and your brother, forever and ever ... you hear that Solan? Forever.
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Joxer: Why is everybody telling me to think? I think, I just don't show it.
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Ares: Ow, Athena is beating you like a dog out there. Put a poultice on it, it's gotta sting.
Xena: Thanks.
Ares: Hey, don't feel bad. After all, you're fighting the god of wisdom and warfare.
Xena: Don't forget weaving.
Xena: Thanks.
Ares: Hey, don't feel bad. After all, you're fighting the god of wisdom and warfare.
Xena: Don't forget weaving.
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Xena: You guys cut it pretty fine with that attack.
Gabrielle: Huh.
Xena: Nearly ran out of foreplay...just about had to go through with it.
Gabrielle: Xena, when someone invents an accurate time-keeping device, then I can synchronize the plan better.
Gabrielle: Huh.
Xena: Nearly ran out of foreplay...just about had to go through with it.
Gabrielle: Xena, when someone invents an accurate time-keeping device, then I can synchronize the plan better.
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Joxer: Here's the grub for the spud.
Xena: What's this?
Joxer: You asked for baby food.
Xena: Babyback ribs are not baby food, Joxer.
Xena: What's this?
Joxer: You asked for baby food.
Xena: Babyback ribs are not baby food, Joxer.
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Amazon #1: Well, I'm a virgin and I'm gonna stay that way forever.
Xena: Forever is a long time...
Amazon #2: What's it like, being with a man?
Xena: The good news is, it's different every time...bad news is - it's different every time. You're always hoping for a Greek fire, but sometimes you just get diddly.
Gabrielle: Xena has studied the subject more than I have but I think she's trying to say that some people are better lovers than others.
Amazon #2: What makes a man a good lover? Being gentle and kind?
Xenaresolutely: No.
Gabrielledreamily: Yes.
Gabrielleafter a while: It's a complicated subject.
Xena: Forever is a long time...
Amazon #2: What's it like, being with a man?
Xena: The good news is, it's different every time...bad news is - it's different every time. You're always hoping for a Greek fire, but sometimes you just get diddly.
Gabrielle: Xena has studied the subject more than I have but I think she's trying to say that some people are better lovers than others.
Amazon #2: What makes a man a good lover? Being gentle and kind?
Xenaresolutely: No.
Gabrielledreamily: Yes.
Gabrielleafter a while: It's a complicated subject.
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Gabriele: Xena, I´m losing the track of the plan. Are you going to flirt him to death?!
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Xena: The great God of War can't even hurt a fly.
Ares: Xena, you came.
Xena: [catches fly] Lucky for you. That fly nearly had you.
Ares: Xena, you came.
Xena: [catches fly] Lucky for you. That fly nearly had you.
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Ares: What happened to the peace-loving, blond chick you used to be?
Gabrielle: Ares, [plants herself on his lap] that Gabrielle's been gone for a long time. You and Xena showed me that warriors rule the world, not philosophers.
Ares: I could get used to this. I could.
Gabrielle: Ares, [plants herself on his lap] that Gabrielle's been gone for a long time. You and Xena showed me that warriors rule the world, not philosophers.
Ares: I could get used to this. I could.
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Xena: "If he's not insane, then I'm not a Fury. [morphs into Alecto]
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Varia: You alright?
Eve: Yeah.
Varia: You took care of my sister Amazons before you took care of yourself. Thank you.
Eve: My wound was a small one.
Varia: That old scar's a bad one. Take a look at this.[shows Eve a thick scar on her shoulder]
Eve: Wow.
Varia: A Roman short sword. The man who did it died before he had the time to wipe his blade.
Eve: [turns around to expose a long scar on her lower back] Gaelic spear. The man who did it, his entire regiment, his village and two neighboring villages destroyed before the sun went down.
Varia: I was right. You were a serious warrior.
Eve: Yeah.
Varia: You took care of my sister Amazons before you took care of yourself. Thank you.
Eve: My wound was a small one.
Varia: That old scar's a bad one. Take a look at this.[shows Eve a thick scar on her shoulder]
Eve: Wow.
Varia: A Roman short sword. The man who did it died before he had the time to wipe his blade.
Eve: [turns around to expose a long scar on her lower back] Gaelic spear. The man who did it, his entire regiment, his village and two neighboring villages destroyed before the sun went down.
Varia: I was right. You were a serious warrior.
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Varia: Don't you miss it? The knot in your stomach as you prepare for war.
Eve: The quiet after a tough battle?
Varia: Yeah.
Eve: Victory snatched from the jaws of defeat. Death so close, then suddenly driven away...no, I don't miss it.
Eve: The quiet after a tough battle?
Varia: Yeah.
Eve: Victory snatched from the jaws of defeat. Death so close, then suddenly driven away...no, I don't miss it.
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Varia: I've only seen one warrior do that move. I knew I recognized you from someplace. You're Livia, Bitch of Rome.
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Marga: Are you challenging me?
Gabrielle: If it comes to that, I am challenging you.
Gabrielle: If it comes to that, I am challenging you.
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Varia: Mommy won't save you this time.
Eve: "If that's my destiny, so be it."
Eve: "If that's my destiny, so be it."
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Xena: "That sword had better be for Ares' men. What Eve did to your people was unforgivable. But she is my daughter, and if anything happens to her while she's in your custody you'll have me to deal with, and trust me … you're not ready for that."
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