Xena - Warrior Princess Quotes
Xena: Did you tell her about the vision?
Najara: No, that would hurt her and I don't ever want to do that. That's your job.
Najara: No, that would hurt her and I don't ever want to do that. That's your job.
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Gabrielle: Are you sure I was dying? Xena, the gods know that I have been tied to a cross before. You helped me then, what makes you think that this ‘vision' is different?
Xena: It was so real ... the way you looked ... the mountain in the background ... it's true, or it could be.
Gabrielle: Well, I'm not going to believe it.
Xena: It was so real ... the way you looked ... the mountain in the background ... it's true, or it could be.
Gabrielle: Well, I'm not going to believe it.
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Gabrielle: What happened?
Xena: I just got out-smarted by my own tactics.
Xena: I just got out-smarted by my own tactics.
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Xena: It's alright, he just wants out.
Borias: Soon, soon I will see my son and I can name him.
Xena: And you can take him from me. What about us?
Borias: There is very little left of 'us' anymore, Xena. The only reason our two armies haven't crossed blades is because of a common purpose.
Xena: And what would that be? It certainly isn't Corinth, you can't convince me of that. No, there's only one reason why you stayed. You want to take this away from me.
Borias: As any father would. If my son stays here he'll become a target for your enemies. He'll see things a child should not see, and ...
Xena: He'll become like me.
Borias: Soon, soon I will see my son and I can name him.
Xena: And you can take him from me. What about us?
Borias: There is very little left of 'us' anymore, Xena. The only reason our two armies haven't crossed blades is because of a common purpose.
Xena: And what would that be? It certainly isn't Corinth, you can't convince me of that. No, there's only one reason why you stayed. You want to take this away from me.
Borias: As any father would. If my son stays here he'll become a target for your enemies. He'll see things a child should not see, and ...
Xena: He'll become like me.
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Satrina: Oh Xena, the moment I realized you were in command I was ecstatic. Of all the people I have studied you were the most complex, the most brilliant of minds I have defeated thus far. You see, Xena, I never did have that much in the way of muscle, never. But, I am a survivor and I have this incredible ability to put myself in my enemies head. So when I found myself in your custody I realized this was my one chance to learn from the best. That's why I couldn't allow you to see Borias that night. Oh yes, the night your son was born, you had just taken the Santra flower potion and Borias' army attacked.
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Xena: What's the matter, you having trouble getting inside my head right now? Let me help you. You killed Borias, the man who could have changed everything for me if only I had let him. You killed the father of my child and if he had lived then maybe my son would ... you getting inside my head now?
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Gabrielle: (re: Satrina) Do you think she made it?
Xena: Probably, like she said, she's a survivor.
Xena: Probably, like she said, she's a survivor.
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Autolycus: Xena? Ha ha ha! Hey, small world, huh? You have business here? Everything seems to be closed. Say, how'd you like to grab a bite to eat? I know this great little place, you'd ... C'mon, Xena, it's just a lousy little ruby. It's not even worth talking about. They won't even know that it's gone.
Guard: Look! The ruby! It's gone!
Autolycus: Oh, alright ... (throws the ruby over the wall)
Guard: The ruby! It's back!
Autolycus: I gave it back. You happy now?
Xena/Meg: What are ya? Stupid or something? That thing was worth a fortune!
Guard: Look! The ruby! It's gone!
Autolycus: Oh, alright ... (throws the ruby over the wall)
Guard: The ruby! It's back!
Autolycus: I gave it back. You happy now?
Xena/Meg: What are ya? Stupid or something? That thing was worth a fortune!
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Meg: You'd be surprised what a young, nubile guard will scream out when he's about to ...
Joxer: ... meet his maker.
Joxer: ... meet his maker.
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Joxer: Look, Joxer the Mighty brings Xena Warrior Princess and Autolycus the King of Thieves ...
Meg: ... a.k.a. Mr. Stinky ...
Joxer: ... in chains.
Autolycus: In chains?
Joxer: Look look look, let me explain it to you. They're grateful. They make me a lord of the realm and ruler of the treasury. ‘More wine, m'lord?' No no. Ha ha! See? I sneak into the treasury, take the key from one of the guards, say something like, ‘What's that over there?!' You know? Then I free you two and we walk off rich into the sunset. What do ya think?
Autolycus: I think it's inbreeding.
Meg: ... a.k.a. Mr. Stinky ...
Joxer: ... in chains.
Autolycus: In chains?
Joxer: Look look look, let me explain it to you. They're grateful. They make me a lord of the realm and ruler of the treasury. ‘More wine, m'lord?' No no. Ha ha! See? I sneak into the treasury, take the key from one of the guards, say something like, ‘What's that over there?!' You know? Then I free you two and we walk off rich into the sunset. What do ya think?
Autolycus: I think it's inbreeding.
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Autolycus: [hits Joxer on the head] Just as I thought, it's hollow.
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Meg: (Holding a replica of the chakram) I have a shamrock and I know how to use it.
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Meg: You see those? They're stars. When I was a little girl, I used to think that all those little lights came from houses in the sky and each one of those houses had a happy family around a cozy fire, and the lights came from all the open windows. And I used to think that at every window there was a little girl just like me looking out at the other lights, and I wondered what it would be like to be one of them. Well, one day we're gonna be one of those little lights. That's a promise.
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Kryptos: Xena?! Two Xena's?!
Xena: That's right, makes you want to cry like a baby, doesn't it?
Xena: That's right, makes you want to cry like a baby, doesn't it?
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Gabrielle: You're honoring the river, kaltaka.
Vanessa: Honor life.
Xena: Well, you have a funny way of showing it. They killed hundreds of us.
Vanessa: You killers. You kill trees, earth, all. And when we say ‘no, go from here,' you kill Pomira.
Vanessa: Honor life.
Xena: Well, you have a funny way of showing it. They killed hundreds of us.
Vanessa: You killers. You kill trees, earth, all. And when we say ‘no, go from here,' you kill Pomira.
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Xena: Gabrielle, because of you, Rahl and Adiah now know that their daughter is alive and happy, and not dead like they thought. And because of you, Vanessa has two loving homes. And because of you, for the first time ever, there is peace between us and the Hor ... the Pomira.
Gabrielle: I did all that? And they call you the hero?
Xena: You wanna switch? Fine. You kick butt and I'll take notes.
Gabrielle: I did all that? And they call you the hero?
Xena: You wanna switch? Fine. You kick butt and I'll take notes.
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Xena: Why did you run?
Alesia: Have you ever heard Joxer tell a story?
Xena: Well, that's a good point, but all fairy tales have a purpose, and even when Joxer tells them there's a message there.
Alesia: Yeah... run.
Alesia: Have you ever heard Joxer tell a story?
Xena: Well, that's a good point, but all fairy tales have a purpose, and even when Joxer tells them there's a message there.
Alesia: Yeah... run.
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Gabrielle: It's beautiful, don't you think?
Xena: Yeah, in that yucky-I'm-in-paradise kind of way.
Xena: Yeah, in that yucky-I'm-in-paradise kind of way.
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Gabrielle: I fell down a hole.
Xena: Yeah. What is it with you and holes huh?
Xena: Yeah. What is it with you and holes huh?
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Xena: You've got a good heart, Gabrielle, it's pure and it's honest and no one should ever hurt you.
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Gabrielle: I want to ask him to teach me his breathing techniques. Will you come with me?
Xena: Thanks, but I've been breathing just fine on my own for years now.
Xena: Thanks, but I've been breathing just fine on my own for years now.
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Gabrielle: What's up?
Xena: Us. At least, we should be. Come on, get up. We could go do some Yoga, get something to eat. We can be on the road by noon.
Gabrielle: Yoga? We're going to do Yoga? As in you and me? (Chuckles) Okay, who are you and what have you done with Xena?
Xena: Ha ha.
Xena: Us. At least, we should be. Come on, get up. We could go do some Yoga, get something to eat. We can be on the road by noon.
Gabrielle: Yoga? We're going to do Yoga? As in you and me? (Chuckles) Okay, who are you and what have you done with Xena?
Xena: Ha ha.
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Xena: I'm warning you, Tataka, get out while you still can.
Tataka (in Gabrielle's body): And give up this face and this firm, strong body? Not a chance.
Tataka (in Gabrielle's body): And give up this face and this firm, strong body? Not a chance.
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Naima: There is a great Evil in the future that is hunting Xena's soul. It has found her. If it succeeds, Xena's karmic cycle will end, along with all the good of her future lives.
Gabrielle: Who is her enemy?
Naima: I don't know. I had to send her there quickly to defend herself. I was not able to tell her much before she left.
Gabrielle: Send me there.
Naima: I'm not sure that's wise.
Gabrielle: This ‘karma' that you're talking about, can you see mine? Can you see how much Xena is a part of that?
Naima: Yes, in many lives ... past and future.
Gabrielle: Who is her enemy?
Naima: I don't know. I had to send her there quickly to defend herself. I was not able to tell her much before she left.
Gabrielle: Send me there.
Naima: I'm not sure that's wise.
Gabrielle: This ‘karma' that you're talking about, can you see mine? Can you see how much Xena is a part of that?
Naima: Yes, in many lives ... past and future.
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Alti: What's she told you about me, little girl? Has she told you about my powers? Has she told you about this? (shows Gabrielle Xena's vision of their deaths) That's my gift to you. That's your future. She's responsible for your death.
Xena: You BITCH!
Xena: You BITCH!
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Hanuman: How wonderful. You climb tress just like one of us. You must have learned from monkeys.
Xena: Nope. Amazons.
Xena: Nope. Amazons.
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Krishna: You must open up you heart to me if you are going to tap into the strength which will allow you to defeat Indrijit.
Xena: I thought that's what the prayers were for.
Krishna: That got my attention. Now you have to go one step further. You have to embrace the Way.
Xena: The Way? I've heard about the Way in Greece, Chin, Anatolia and now India. I don't get it. The Way is not for people like me.
Krishna: You're wrong. You're very close to the Way now. However, missing it by the width of a hair is the same as missing it by the height of a mountain.
Xena: That close, I don't think so. I don't have the patience of Gabrielle, the Love of Eli or the serenity of my mentor Lao Ma. I'm just an angry, ass-kicking ...
Krishna: ... warrior.
Xena: Yes, a warrior.
Krishna: You say that with disgust.
Xena: Well, it doesn't rank up there with the saints, does it?
Xena: I thought that's what the prayers were for.
Krishna: That got my attention. Now you have to go one step further. You have to embrace the Way.
Xena: The Way? I've heard about the Way in Greece, Chin, Anatolia and now India. I don't get it. The Way is not for people like me.
Krishna: You're wrong. You're very close to the Way now. However, missing it by the width of a hair is the same as missing it by the height of a mountain.
Xena: That close, I don't think so. I don't have the patience of Gabrielle, the Love of Eli or the serenity of my mentor Lao Ma. I'm just an angry, ass-kicking ...
Krishna: ... warrior.
Xena: Yes, a warrior.
Krishna: You say that with disgust.
Xena: Well, it doesn't rank up there with the saints, does it?
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Xena: Gabrielle, the Prince needs my help in Arcon. I'm going to go ahead, you go back to Piraeus and catch up with me when you can.
Gabrielle: Are you sure?
Xena: Sure I'm sure. Go on, make us both happy.
Gabrielle: Thank you.
Xena: Don't mention it.
Gabrielle: Okay
Xena: Well, when I say 'Don't mention it,' I mean...you can mention it. (Sulkily) It's just a figure of speech. You don't have to take it literally. It wouldn't kill you to maybe look back or something. Aw, rats. All right, Argo, it's just you and me.
Gabrielle: Are you sure?
Xena: Sure I'm sure. Go on, make us both happy.
Gabrielle: Thank you.
Xena: Don't mention it.
Gabrielle: Okay
Xena: Well, when I say 'Don't mention it,' I mean...you can mention it. (Sulkily) It's just a figure of speech. You don't have to take it literally. It wouldn't kill you to maybe look back or something. Aw, rats. All right, Argo, it's just you and me.
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Dustinus: Oh, by the way, I do not play quadrupeds. Make sure the role reflects that.
Gabrielle: What?
Dustinus: I do not play four-legged creatures.
Gabrielle: But, you're a centaur.
Dustinus: I am an Actor. I refuse to limit myself.
Gabrielle: What?
Dustinus: I do not play four-legged creatures.
Gabrielle: But, you're a centaur.
Dustinus: I am an Actor. I refuse to limit myself.
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Gabrielle: I have an announcement to make. A message means nothing if no one hears it. A flower in the forest is just a plant if no one sees it.
(Cast looks around incomprehensibly)
Gabrielle: We're going to need more blood. I want more skin, I want action, I want weapons, I want battlefields with beaten bloody bodies. We're going to take this little flower and we're going to cram it down their throats for their own good.
(Cast looks around incomprehensibly)
Gabrielle: We're going to need more blood. I want more skin, I want action, I want weapons, I want battlefields with beaten bloody bodies. We're going to take this little flower and we're going to cram it down their throats for their own good.
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