X-Men - Evolution Quotes
Toad: Man, this bums, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us.
Blob: Yeah. I don't even know what we're doing at school anyway.
Quicksilver: But we do know why Lance is here. He'd like to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S-I....
[Quicksilver speeds away as Lance tries to hit him, causing him to hit Toad instead]
Blob: Yeah. I don't even know what we're doing at school anyway.
Quicksilver: But we do know why Lance is here. He'd like to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S-I....
[Quicksilver speeds away as Lance tries to hit him, causing him to hit Toad instead]
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Rogue: I'm about to feel really big and stupid, if you know what I mean.
(toward Blob, as she prepares to absorb his power.)
(toward Blob, as she prepares to absorb his power.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
[Boom-Boom is selected first for the simulated cliff rescue operation, with Nightcrawler as the victim.]
Boom-Boom: Yeah! Look out below! Boom-Boom's bombing in!
Nightcrawler: I'm going to die...
(Boom-Boom is lowered to Nightcrawler's position.)
Boom-Boom: Hey, cutie!
Nightcrawler: Hi. I have to know: are you insane?
Boom-Boom: Yeah! Look out below! Boom-Boom's bombing in!
Nightcrawler: I'm going to die...
(Boom-Boom is lowered to Nightcrawler's position.)
Boom-Boom: Hey, cutie!
Nightcrawler: Hi. I have to know: are you insane?
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
(Boom-Boom carelessly sweeps Nightcrawler into the stretcher with her foot.)
Nightcrawler: Ow! I'm an injured victim, not a log!
Boom-Boom: "Nightcrawler", huh? That name's just not working for you, I'm sorry. Whoa! How about, "Wild Blue Yonder Boy"?
Nightcrawler: You are insane.
Nightcrawler: Ow! I'm an injured victim, not a log!
Boom-Boom: "Nightcrawler", huh? That name's just not working for you, I'm sorry. Whoa! How about, "Wild Blue Yonder Boy"?
Nightcrawler: You are insane.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Nightcrawler: Aha! You forgot to strap me in! Ten points off!
(to Boom-Boom, after he pretends to fall off the stretcher.)
(to Boom-Boom, after he pretends to fall off the stretcher.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Hank McCoy: For... in that sleep of... death... what dreams may come when- aaagghh!- we have shuffled off this mortal- coil... AAaagh-MUST give us pause! Hnn-THERE'S... the respect that makes calamity... of SO LONG LIFE!! GAAAGH!!![tears the sink off the wall in reflex]
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Shadowcat: Hello? Oh, Lance. Hey, I got it, Bobby! Get off the phone! Sorry. So what's going on? Oh. Yeah right, I can totally see us walking around the mall together. What makes you think I wanna- [Nightcrawler clears his throat; Shadowcats looks, gasps, and sees at a muscular Nightcrawler]
Nightcrawler: Hey, Kitty. How's it going?
Shadowcat: Uh, hey let me think about it. I'll call you back. (she hangs up and laughs) What have you done to yourself? [Nightcrawler walks over to her]
Nightcrawler: I've been working out. Can you tell? [his muscular form disappears back to his regular form] Oh bummer. [he walks out of Shadowcat's room; Shadowcat laughs]
Shadowcat: You shouldn't be messing with your image inducer, Kurt.
Nightcrawler: Hey, Kitty. How's it going?
Shadowcat: Uh, hey let me think about it. I'll call you back. (she hangs up and laughs) What have you done to yourself? [Nightcrawler walks over to her]
Nightcrawler: I've been working out. Can you tell? [his muscular form disappears back to his regular form] Oh bummer. [he walks out of Shadowcat's room; Shadowcat laughs]
Shadowcat: You shouldn't be messing with your image inducer, Kurt.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Beast: [Looking around at all of the melted snow from the mutant snowball fight] Well, so much for our winter wonderland. I can see now that teaching mutants will require entirely different skills.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Nightcrawler: Hey. Welcome back, sailor.
Cyclops(grinning): Uh, thanks... ma'am.
Nightcrawler: Ma'am? What's that suppose to mean? [he looks in the mirror to see a femine version of him; he gasps] Professor!
Professor Xavier: I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. [he, Jean, and Cyclops laugh and so does Nightcrawler]
Cyclops(grinning): Uh, thanks... ma'am.
Nightcrawler: Ma'am? What's that suppose to mean? [he looks in the mirror to see a femine version of him; he gasps] Professor!
Professor Xavier: I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. [he, Jean, and Cyclops laugh and so does Nightcrawler]
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Shadowcat(noticing Kurt holding a mistletoe above her head): Kurt! In your dreams!
Nightcrawler: All in the holiday spirit! (he closes his eyes and puckers his lips)
Shadowcat(standing up and running away): Kurt! Knock it off! (Nightcrawler chases her)
Nightcrawler: Come on, Kitty! Just one little kiss? Pleeaase? [Nightcrawler and Shadowcat run past Professor Xavier and Wolverine]
Professor Xavier: Ah, to be young again.
Wolverine: Yeah... glad that's over.
Nightcrawler: All in the holiday spirit! (he closes his eyes and puckers his lips)
Shadowcat(standing up and running away): Kurt! Knock it off! (Nightcrawler chases her)
Nightcrawler: Come on, Kitty! Just one little kiss? Pleeaase? [Nightcrawler and Shadowcat run past Professor Xavier and Wolverine]
Professor Xavier: Ah, to be young again.
Wolverine: Yeah... glad that's over.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Cyclops: You mean he's some kind of demon?
Rogue: Yeah, right!
Beast: "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than you've dreamt of in your philosophy."
Rogue: Now that's Shakespeare.
(About Angel and his recent vigilantism.)
Rogue: Yeah, right!
Beast: "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than you've dreamt of in your philosophy."
Rogue: Now that's Shakespeare.
(About Angel and his recent vigilantism.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
[About letting Avalanche join the X-Men.]
Cyclops: Professor, I think this is a mistake. I know Lance; he wouldn't do this unless he wanted something.
Professor X: Yes, I agree. What he wants, is to be near Kitty.
Cyclops: But-
Professor X: I believe he's genuine about his feelings for her. And maybe, that's a good beginning. Now, let's give him a chance.
Cyclops: Professor, I think this is a mistake. I know Lance; he wouldn't do this unless he wanted something.
Professor X: Yes, I agree. What he wants, is to be near Kitty.
Cyclops: But-
Professor X: I believe he's genuine about his feelings for her. And maybe, that's a good beginning. Now, let's give him a chance.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
[Wolverine and Nightcrawler escape from a pack of vicious reptilian demons in the "bamf" dimension.]
Wolverine: Well I'd say they were pretty hostile. Wouldn't you?
Wolverine: Well I'd say they were pretty hostile. Wouldn't you?
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Boom-Boom: Oh, come on! I don't look that bad!
(to Toad and Blob, who scream at the sight of a "bamf" demon, just as she exits the washroom.)
(to Toad and Blob, who scream at the sight of a "bamf" demon, just as she exits the washroom.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
[The demons attack guests at the Bayville High Dance. One goes for Kurt and Amanda.]
Amanda: Kurt! Get us out of here!
Nightcrawler: How? We're trapped!
Amanda: Make us disappear! Hurry! I've seen you do it! Please!
Amanda: Kurt! Get us out of here!
Nightcrawler: How? We're trapped!
Amanda: Make us disappear! Hurry! I've seen you do it! Please!
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Amanda: You know, blue really is my favorite color.
(to Nightcrawler, after he reveals his true physical form to her.)
(to Nightcrawler, after he reveals his true physical form to her.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
[After Beast returns from his chaotic nightly rampage.]
Beast: I don't know what to say... I am so sorry about this.
Professor Xavier: Well, it was bound to happen.
Beast: What do you mean?
Professor Xavier: What was it the last time... You attended a drive-in movie, hidden in the bed of a pick-up truck?
Beast: I don't know what to say... I am so sorry about this.
Professor Xavier: Well, it was bound to happen.
Beast: What do you mean?
Professor Xavier: What was it the last time... You attended a drive-in movie, hidden in the bed of a pick-up truck?
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Shadowcat: How much do you know about the Redwoods?
Iceman: Only that they make great hot tubs.
Iceman: Only that they make great hot tubs.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Beast: Journey? Where can you go when you can't be seen by the public?
(to Professor Xavier, after he is advised to go on a trip to find himself.)
(to Professor Xavier, after he is advised to go on a trip to find himself.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
[After Beast announces his pick of students for an impromptu field trip to Redwood Forest.]
Iceman: Me? But my grades are improving!
Beast: Uh-huh. With the speed of a glacier. You, too, Evan.
Spyke: Aw, come on, teach! Can't I do my studying somewhere else! Like going to the park! There's green stuff there!
(Beast looms in on Spyke in a mock-threatening way, cornering him by the door.)
Spyke: ...do these forests have sidewalks?
Iceman: Me? But my grades are improving!
Beast: Uh-huh. With the speed of a glacier. You, too, Evan.
Spyke: Aw, come on, teach! Can't I do my studying somewhere else! Like going to the park! There's green stuff there!
(Beast looms in on Spyke in a mock-threatening way, cornering him by the door.)
Spyke: ...do these forests have sidewalks?
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
[After Sunspot finishes covering the X-Jet in an ample amount of branches.]
Wolfsbane: It was plenty camouflaged!
Sunspot: A few more branches couldn't hurt.
Wolfsbane: I smell overachiever issues.
Wolfsbane: It was plenty camouflaged!
Sunspot: A few more branches couldn't hurt.
Wolfsbane: I smell overachiever issues.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Beast: Send me an e-mail, and I'll take your complaint under "advisement".
(to Spyke, as the latter protests at the beginning of the trek.)
(to Spyke, as the latter protests at the beginning of the trek.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Beast: This is not who I am.
Shadowcat: Maybe it's who you're meant to be.
Shadowcat: Maybe it's who you're meant to be.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Beast: You can't go back either, huh?
(to a stranded fish beached on the side of a river.)
(to a stranded fish beached on the side of a river.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
[After Beast assigns the students to find five different types of rocks.]
Wolfsbane: Five samples. I guess a go getter like you will bring back ten.
Sunspot: Maybe twelve. You see, the first five are like a cake; the rest are like the icing. And I like icing.
Wolfsbane: I thought you were putting on a little weight.
Wolfsbane: Five samples. I guess a go getter like you will bring back ten.
Sunspot: Maybe twelve. You see, the first five are like a cake; the rest are like the icing. And I like icing.
Wolfsbane: I thought you were putting on a little weight.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Big Foot Fanatic: ...is he wearing trunks?
(about Beast, whom has been accidentally caught on tape and mistaken as Big Foot.)
(about Beast, whom has been accidentally caught on tape and mistaken as Big Foot.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Big Foot Fanatic: It looks like we've got ourselves the real McCoy.
(about Beast, after the expedition successfully captures him.)
(about Beast, after the expedition successfully captures him.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Big Foot Research Scientist: This is a wonder of Nature! It is our duty to respect it!
Hunter 1: What? It's not like we're going to make a rug out of it!
Hunter 2: A coat, maybe, but not a rug.
(about the captive Beast, after the hunters comment how much Big Foot will be worth in the market.)
Hunter 1: What? It's not like we're going to make a rug out of it!
Hunter 2: A coat, maybe, but not a rug.
(about the captive Beast, after the hunters comment how much Big Foot will be worth in the market.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Big Foot Research Scientist: Good Heavens! You can speak!
(to a captive Beast, as the latter attempts to strike up a friendly intellectual conversation with him.)
(to a captive Beast, as the latter attempts to strike up a friendly intellectual conversation with him.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
[After Boom-Boom barges into the bathroom without knocking, effectively interrupting Toad.]
Toad: Great! I take one shower a month, and still I get no privacy!
Toad: Great! I take one shower a month, and still I get no privacy!
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution