X-Men - Evolution Quotes
Magma: Look, didn't your mother teach you not to pick on girls?!
Chop Shop Boss: Oh, yeah. Yeah, too bad I never listened to her.
Boom Boom: Well, guess what, braindead? She was right! And here's why!
Chop Shop Boss: Oh, yeah. Yeah, too bad I never listened to her.
Boom Boom: Well, guess what, braindead? She was right! And here's why!
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
[Cyclops and Nightcrawler are on a stake-out watching for the girls]
Nightcrawler: Blue Boy to Tracker One. Do you read? The pigeons are leaving the roost.
Cyclops: Kurt, I'm right here... and why are you talking like that?
Nightcrawler: Blue Boy to Tracker One. Do you read? The pigeons are leaving the roost.
Cyclops: Kurt, I'm right here... and why are you talking like that?
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Boom-Boom: Let me guess: you must be Mistic.
Mystique: Try Mystique. This is my home, and my rules. Rule Number One: Move out of my room. Think you can handle that, Bam-Bam?
Mystique: Try Mystique. This is my home, and my rules. Rule Number One: Move out of my room. Think you can handle that, Bam-Bam?
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Mystique: Gentlemen, meet your new secret weapon.
Quicksilver: Wanda?!
Scarlet Witch: Pietro?!
[Scarlet Witch goes into a rage and starts using her powers against the Brotherhood.]
Toad: Ex-girlfriend?
Quicksilver: Worse! She's my sister!
Quicksilver: Wanda?!
Scarlet Witch: Pietro?!
[Scarlet Witch goes into a rage and starts using her powers against the Brotherhood.]
Toad: Ex-girlfriend?
Quicksilver: Worse! She's my sister!
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Boom-Boom: Room's all yours, Mys-tique!
[after blowing up said room with her time bombs.]
[after blowing up said room with her time bombs.]
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Shadowcat: ... So? What does it need?
Nightcrawler: Something to wash out the taste.
[about the rubbery muffins Shadowcat made for Home Economics class.]
Nightcrawler: Something to wash out the taste.
[about the rubbery muffins Shadowcat made for Home Economics class.]
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Nightcrawler: Well, better do as he says. [Nightcrawler teleports, dropping Kitty's muffin, which cracks the floor tiles]
Shadowcat: [to Cyclops] Muffin?
Shadowcat: [to Cyclops] Muffin?
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Toad: Oooh, beautiful and bad.
(at Scarlet Witch, after she hexes a number of pursuing troops.)
(at Scarlet Witch, after she hexes a number of pursuing troops.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Toad: Just the type of girl that makes a guy want to... brush his teeth.
(about Scarlet Witch, after she forcefully snubs him.)
(about Scarlet Witch, after she forcefully snubs him.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Rogue: I'm not that fat!
(about the news broadcast revealing her as a mutant.)
(about the news broadcast revealing her as a mutant.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
[After Nightcrawler teleports upside-down, but attains reception on the pocket television he is carrying.]
Nightcrawler: Oh, man! I'm trapped here!
Nightcrawler: Oh, man! I'm trapped here!
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Nightcrawler: Do you mind? You're in my personal space!
(to Shadowcat, as she phases halfway through him to get a better view of the television.)
(to Shadowcat, as she phases halfway through him to get a better view of the television.)
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
(Nightcrawler, along with Shadowcat, teleports into an attacking helicopter.)
Nightcrawler: Hi! I'm Nightcrawler, and this is Shadowcat.
Shadowcat: And this is your weapons system.
(Shadowcat phases through the controls, short-circuiting them.)
Both: (Waving.) Bye!
Nightcrawler: Hi! I'm Nightcrawler, and this is Shadowcat.
Shadowcat: And this is your weapons system.
(Shadowcat phases through the controls, short-circuiting them.)
Both: (Waving.) Bye!
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Juggernaut: What are you trying to do? Embarass me to death? Come on, gimme your best shot!
Cyclops: You know, that's just what I had in mind. [starts to use his eye blasts against Juggernaut]
Juggernaut: You think that fancy visor's gonna stop me?! NOTHING stops me! I'M RAW POWER!!!
Cyclops: Yeah? You want it raw, tough guy? Then take it RAW! [removes his visor and uses his powers at full force]
Cyclops: You know, that's just what I had in mind. [starts to use his eye blasts against Juggernaut]
Juggernaut: You think that fancy visor's gonna stop me?! NOTHING stops me! I'M RAW POWER!!!
Cyclops: Yeah? You want it raw, tough guy? Then take it RAW! [removes his visor and uses his powers at full force]
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
[After the X-Men defeat the Juggernaut and save the dam.]
Senator: Er... what did they just do?
Storm: What they were trained to do: use their powers for good.
Senator: Er... what did they just do?
Storm: What they were trained to do: use their powers for good.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
President: My fellow Americans - all my fellow Americans, human and mutant - I stand before you now to clear the X-Men of all wrongdoing in the giant Sentinel robot disaster. The real criminal suspect behind the Sentinel weapon has been arrested and charged. This has caught us all by surprise, but isn't reason for any of us to judge people solely by their differences. To put it as simply as I can, we need to learn more. We need to be open-minded. And we need to give this mutant question more time.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Train Driver: [to police officer, showing him Juggernaut in train] See, I told you. He jumped on at Roseburg and look at the size of him!
Officer: All right step on out here big guy! Nice and easy
Juggernaut: [sighs] You do not want to do this.
Officer: [takes his beating stick] Get out of there now and identify yourself!
Juggernaut: [puts on helmet] Hm, you want to know who I am? [gets up and jumps through roof of train car] Juggernaut! [pushes them aside and walks off]
Officer: All right step on out here big guy! Nice and easy
Juggernaut: [sighs] You do not want to do this.
Officer: [takes his beating stick] Get out of there now and identify yourself!
Juggernaut: [puts on helmet] Hm, you want to know who I am? [gets up and jumps through roof of train car] Juggernaut! [pushes them aside and walks off]
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Colossus: When you tire of the discrimination, Magneto offers you the chance to join him.
Wolverine: So I can become a lackey like you?! I don't think so!
Colossus: I am not a lackey! I... I have no choice.
Wolverine: So I can become a lackey like you?! I don't think so!
Colossus: I am not a lackey! I... I have no choice.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Kid: Hey, what's your special power? Can you, like, read my mind?
Rogue: Yeah, like I could find it.
Rogue: Yeah, like I could find it.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Shadowcat: This is the real you, isn't it?! You're nothing but a hood!
Avalanche: Right. I'll never be good enough for you!
Avalanche: Right. I'll never be good enough for you!
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Cyclops: Logan, have you ever... you know... really cared for someone?
Wolverine: Pliers.
Cyclops: [tosses wire strippers] I mean, you felt it so strong you couldn't even get the words out?
Wolverine: Yeah, once. Most beautiful bike I ever saw. I was so speechless someone else bought her. [groans] Not wire strippers, pliers! Use your eyes, kid!
Cyclops: Problem is, how's the guy supposed to know if the girl feels the same way?
Wolverine: Look, here's how I see it: I'd like to finish this job before New Years. So if you don't tell her, I will.
Wolverine: Pliers.
Cyclops: [tosses wire strippers] I mean, you felt it so strong you couldn't even get the words out?
Wolverine: Yeah, once. Most beautiful bike I ever saw. I was so speechless someone else bought her. [groans] Not wire strippers, pliers! Use your eyes, kid!
Cyclops: Problem is, how's the guy supposed to know if the girl feels the same way?
Wolverine: Look, here's how I see it: I'd like to finish this job before New Years. So if you don't tell her, I will.
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Quicksilver: May I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge of this group for a reason? The only chance you have of joining his new group is if you guys can prove you can work together as a team. And that, my friends, takes leadership. Strong, deicsive, fearless- WANDA! Don't tell her I'm here!
[Quicksilver hides in a closet as Scarlet Witch storms into the Brotherhood home.]
Toad: Babycakes, you've come back to me.
Scarlet Witch: Where is he?!
Toad: Pietro? He's in the closet.
Quicksilver: Thanks a lot, wart boy!
[Quicksilver hides in a closet as Scarlet Witch storms into the Brotherhood home.]
Toad: Babycakes, you've come back to me.
Scarlet Witch: Where is he?!
Toad: Pietro? He's in the closet.
Quicksilver: Thanks a lot, wart boy!
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Nightcrawler: That was a delicious dinner, Mrs. Sefton.
Amanda's Mother: Well, it was sweet of you to offer to do the dishes.
Amanda: Oh, Kurt is very considerate. He gets good grades, too. And he has the nicest friends.
[Immediately before Toad crashes into the Sefton cottage and tries to steal Nightcrawler's portable holo-projector.]
Amanda's Mother: Well, it was sweet of you to offer to do the dishes.
Amanda: Oh, Kurt is very considerate. He gets good grades, too. And he has the nicest friends.
[Immediately before Toad crashes into the Sefton cottage and tries to steal Nightcrawler's portable holo-projector.]
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
Kitty: Oh alright, but this does not mean we're on a date.
Jamie: It doesn't? {places corsage on kitty}
Kitty: Listen, you were the only one who didn't have plans. Besides you're, like, 12 years old.
Jamie: But Roberto lent me his suit and everything. He expects a full report.
Kitty: Jamie!
Jamie: It doesn't? {places corsage on kitty}
Kitty: Listen, you were the only one who didn't have plans. Besides you're, like, 12 years old.
Jamie: But Roberto lent me his suit and everything. He expects a full report.
Kitty: Jamie!
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution
(Cyclops and Jean Grey show outright affection for each other.)
Shadowcat: Oh, man. Are they for real?
Nightcrawler: [imitating] "Jean, darling, please accept this croissant as a symbol of my love."
Shadowcat: "Oh, Scott... you have such a way with pastry..."
Shadowcat: Oh, man. Are they for real?
Nightcrawler: [imitating] "Jean, darling, please accept this croissant as a symbol of my love."
Shadowcat: "Oh, Scott... you have such a way with pastry..."
TV Show: X-Men - Evolution