X-Men - Evolution Quotes

Deborah Risman: "My job there [HYDRA] was to create a weapon. The perfect weapon. Based on data HYDRA had stolen from a project codenamed: Weapon X. But I failed. Time and time again. Twenty-two times to be precise. Twenty-three was the charm once we realized where to look for the answers. It was you, Weapon...uh, Wolverine. Your healing factor was the key. Therefore, we... acquired your DNA."
Wolverine: "You...cloned me?"
Deborah Risman: "Not entirely. I had to make a few genetic variations. Unfortunately, that caused some...instability. X-23 became volatile. Dangerous. Our efforts to breed out emotions left behind...explosive anger. I succeeded in creating the ultimate weapon."
Wolverine: "But then you couldn't control it."
Deborah Risman: "She's out there, somewhere. And she must be found."

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Deborah Risman: "HYDRA molded her from birth. Removing all distractions. Isolating her from all attachments...or love."
Wolverine: "And yet you just let it all happen."
Deborah Risman: "It was made very clear that I could leave if I disapproved. For her sake, I chose to stay. We trained her how to blend in naturally with others. But when she watched children having fun, witnessed loving families...unexpected hostilities emerged. When she was twelve...they put her through the Weapon X process."
Wolverine: "Enough! She's a child, not a weapon! (Growls) How do you sleep at night?"
Deborah Risman: "I don't. That's why I'm here. To help her. To try and undo some of the damage I've done."

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Gambit: "Look, it ain't about you two pitbulls! Let's go find Rogue."

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Sabertooth: (Sniffs)
Wolverine: (Sniffs) "Hm,three of them, and since I can't detect a third sent, it must be Mystique."
Gambit: "How 'bout you guys stop sniffin' everything and follow the foot prints!"

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Shadowcat: (To Nightcrawler) "I think we're close. Why don't you go up and join the Professor? I'll look for the others."
Nightcrawler: (Regarding Colossus) And leave you alone with Steel Face? Forget it, he shouldn't be trusted."
Shadowcat: "Oh, he's not that bad, kind of a softy if you ask me. He's just so quiet."
Colossus: (After breaking throw a wall to regroup with them) "I, I grew concerned."

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Wolverine: "Xavier's mental blocks just saved our lives."
Sabertooth: (To Wolverine) "Especally yours, Mesmero was telling me to push you off the mountain. Problem is; I'm still tempted."
Gambit: "Do me a favor, why don't you both jump off the mountain!"

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Toad: Hello, McFly!
(to Mystique, now a stone statue, as he raps on her head.) [a reference to the Back to the Future trilogy; Biff does this when he is annoyed with the McFlys.]

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Nightcrawler: If you don't help her, this will haunt you for the rest of your life. Prove that you're not like her.
(to Rogue, in persuading her to save Mystique.)

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Toad: Never fear, people, the Brotherhood has arrived. We'll stop that runaway train.
Bystander: Yeah, but what about the other train?
Quicksilver: Uh... What other train?
Bystander: Radio says one's coming the other way carrying eight tankers of gasoline.

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Avalanche: Yea THIS"LL go out with a bang.

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Magma: Hey! Accidents happen. Like, if I "accidentally" dropped this, it will "accidentally" burn a hole right through your car.
(to Duncan, as he threatens Cannonball.)
Duncan: Get away from there, or I'll show you how accidents can go both ways!

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Spyke: As for you: threatening little girls? You're lucky I only damaged your car.
Duncan: Yeah? And you think I'm going to let you get away with messing up my ride?
Spyke: Well, I guess the question is: What are you going to do about it?
(Duncan's two companions run away in fear)
Spyke: Go ahead. Make the call. Spread the word. Tell them the mutants of Bayville are off-limits to hate crime, as of now.
(Spyke jumps into the sewers, shooting off two flaming arrows that blow up Duncan's car)
Duncan: (Into phone) Get me the police!

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Wolverine: When did the porcupine start shooting flaming arrows? Did I miss an upgrade notice or something?

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Wolverine: Maybe it slipped your notice, Chuck, but I'm not exactly the model of restraint.

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Wolverine: Alright, I'll try to sweet talk the kid into not smacking down creeps and thugs who deserve it. But you'll be lucky if I don't end up joining him myself.

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Beast: We, scientists, have a special term for that called "I don't know..."

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Kid: I'm starting to think the old lady next door might actually be one.
(during the news channel coverage on the public's reaction toward mutants.)

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Farmer: What's a mutant?
(during the news channel coverage on the public's reaction toward mutants.)

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Jean Grey: Duncan, don't do this.
Duncan: Save it, Jean. My days of listening to you are over.
Jean Grey: And my days of putting up with you are over!

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[After Dorian Leech suddenly causes all the power to go out, including mutant power.]
Cyclops: ...That kid! Somehow, he is nullifying all the energy around here. Including mutant powers.
Wolverine: [Wincing in pain] Yeah... how nice.

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[Wolverine invades the Acolyte base and threatens Pyro.]
Wolverine: I'm looking for Gambit.
Pyro: Watch it, mate. You're wrinkling the uniform!
[Pyro forms a fiery dragon and uses it to attack Wolverine.]
Pyro: I'm real glad you dropped by, since I've been bored outta my skull!
[Wolverine eventually manages to destroy Pyro's flame-thrower, defeating the dragon. He then grabs Pyro.]
Wolverine: Where's you buddies?!
Pyro: Since Magneto's gone, Colossus bailed and went back to Russia, Sabretooth's out playing with a big ball of yarn somewhere, and Gambit didn't leave a note on the fridge.
[Wolverine slams him back into his chair and walks away.]

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Rogue: What is it with you and cards?
Gambit: Oh, it's like having fifty-two explosives in one little pocket. I always save her for last.
Rogue: Queen of Hearts?
Gambit: My lucky lady. She's gotten me out of a lot of jams.
Rogue: Then I need a deck of those.

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[After Rogue dangles Gambit halfway out of the train with an iron bar.]
Rogue: I don't like getting pushed in any direction. Got it?
Gambit: Point taken. Now here's mine: Pull me in, or I blow this boxcar off the tracks.
(Rogue finally takes back the bar and pulls Gambit in.)
Rogue: You're just crazy enough to do it.
Gambit: We do what we have to, right cherie?

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Gambit: I'm not afraid. Go ahead: absorb my thoughts. See for yourself that I mean you no harm.
Rogue: Like I want you inside my head.

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Gambit's foster father: (after Storm winds some crooks away) That chick can control the weather!
Rogue: Meet my family.

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Gambit: Rogue...
Rogue: Don't. You just did the wrong thing for the right reasons.
Gambit: So, what now?
Rogue: I'm going back with the X-Men. I don't care what you do.
Gambit: Sure, you don't.

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Gambit: You'll be fine, cherie. You've got people looking out for you.

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[Xavier and Apocalypse communicate telepathically.]
Professor Xavier: I am Charles Xavier.
Apocalypse: I know who you are.
Professor Xavier: Then you know I've merely come to talk. To discuss what you're planning, and--
Apocalypse: I have planned nothing. I am but an instrument of destiny.
Professor Xavier: But it's a destiny of destruction.
Apocalypse: The future came to me in that craft. I have embraced it, and merged with its technology so that I may lead the evolution of the human race.
Professor Xavier: The human race does not need your help.
Apocalypse: Hmmph! Since when has mankind ever known what it needs?
Professor Xavier: You have to know that somehow, you will be stopped.
Apocalypse: What I know is... it will not be by you.

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Wolverine: Everything you've ever learned about yourselves - your strengths, and your limits...it all comes down to this very moment. We're the world's last, best hope to stop this madman.
(to all the X-Men and the volunteer mutants from the Brotherhood, the Morlocks, and the Acolytes.)

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[After the Brotherhood manages to bury Magneto under debris.]
Toad: Did we win?
Quicksilver: Don't you ever learn?
Toad: Oh, that's right. We never win.

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