The Suite Life on Deck Quotes
London: Who has a coin?
Maddie: (holding a coin) I do.
Mr. Moseby: Wonderful. Thank you Maddie.
Everyone: Maddie! (they all greet Maddie)
Maddie: London, so good to see you. And Mr. Moseby, rockin' the knee socks.
Mr. Moseby: And I have a crest.
Maddie: I see. And Cody, no sweater vest?
Cody: Oh Maddie, that was the old Cody. You're looking at the new cool Cody. (hugs Maddie)
Maddie: Ow.
Cody: Oh sorry. That was my astronaut pen.
Maddie: And you must be Bailey, London's roommate. Did she give you any space for your clothes?
Bailey: I just got upgraded from a nail to a hook.
Maddie: Nice.
Zack: Hey sweet thing. How about some sugar?
Maddie: Come here.
Zack: (about to hug her but goes to the pool and throws up in there then comes back to prepares to hug Maddie)
Maddie: I think I'll pass.
Maddie: (holding a coin) I do.
Mr. Moseby: Wonderful. Thank you Maddie.
Everyone: Maddie! (they all greet Maddie)
Maddie: London, so good to see you. And Mr. Moseby, rockin' the knee socks.
Mr. Moseby: And I have a crest.
Maddie: I see. And Cody, no sweater vest?
Cody: Oh Maddie, that was the old Cody. You're looking at the new cool Cody. (hugs Maddie)
Maddie: Ow.
Cody: Oh sorry. That was my astronaut pen.
Maddie: And you must be Bailey, London's roommate. Did she give you any space for your clothes?
Bailey: I just got upgraded from a nail to a hook.
Maddie: Nice.
Zack: Hey sweet thing. How about some sugar?
Maddie: Come here.
Zack: (about to hug her but goes to the pool and throws up in there then comes back to prepares to hug Maddie)
Maddie: I think I'll pass.
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Zack: This Pizza in a Cone is amazing. It's like ice cream, with the nutritional value of pizza!
Cody: I will not put that garbage in my body. Now let's go search through Gigi's dumpster. I want leftovers.
Cody: I will not put that garbage in my body. Now let's go search through Gigi's dumpster. I want leftovers.
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London: Hey, I have the same sunglasses!
Bailey: These are your sunglasses. [takes off her red wig and sunglasses] It's me, Bailey.
Bailey: These are your sunglasses. [takes off her red wig and sunglasses] It's me, Bailey.
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Olivia Cabot: Who is Bailey?
Zack: My brother's secret love. He loves her, but he keeps it a secret... from her!
Zack: My brother's secret love. He loves her, but he keeps it a secret... from her!
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Mr. Moseby: Oh, Carey!
Carey: Mr. Moseby, its so nice to see you. [Moseby gives her a long list]. I haven't checked in yet.
Mr. Moseby: This is the list of all the things your boys broke.
Carey: [reads the list] Zack, how do you break an anchor?
Zack: In my defense, I was trying to impress a girl ....it worked.
Carey: Mr. Moseby, its so nice to see you. [Moseby gives her a long list]. I haven't checked in yet.
Mr. Moseby: This is the list of all the things your boys broke.
Carey: [reads the list] Zack, how do you break an anchor?
Zack: In my defense, I was trying to impress a girl ....it worked.
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Carey: [to Kurt] You think its so funny? You pay for it.
Kurt: [reads the list] How do you break a propeller?
Zack: Easy, you drop an anchor on it.
Kurt: [reads the list] How do you break a propeller?
Zack: Easy, you drop an anchor on it.
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London: What do you do for a living?
Mr. Moseby: [sarcastic] I'm a ventriloquist!
London: Do you have a dummy?
Mr. Moseby: Oh, yes I do.
Mr. Moseby: [sarcastic] I'm a ventriloquist!
London: Do you have a dummy?
Mr. Moseby: Oh, yes I do.
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London: Favorite play?
Mr. Moseby: Go away.
London: Favorite movie?
Mr. Moseby: Go away.
London: Based on the play?
Mr. Moseby: Please go away!
London: Is that the sequel?
Mr. Moseby: [screams]
London: [taking notes] Screams like a girl.
Mr. Moseby: Go away.
London: Favorite movie?
Mr. Moseby: Go away.
London: Based on the play?
Mr. Moseby: Please go away!
London: Is that the sequel?
Mr. Moseby: [screams]
London: [taking notes] Screams like a girl.
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London: [taking notes] Favorite animal.
Mr.Moseby: Zack.
London: A combination of a zebra and a yak.
Mr.Moseby: Zack.
London: A combination of a zebra and a yak.
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Cody: Wow, slow night. Are you as bored as I am?
Zack: I was as bored as you, then you showed up,now I'm even more bored
Zack: I was as bored as you, then you showed up,now I'm even more bored
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Moseby: Don't talk, and listen. Now, I am not going to fire Armando. I mean, you're the one who ruined the show. By the way, what happened to his real assistant?
London: Aw, don't worry about her. She's in a better place.
Moseby: [gasps] London, you didn't!
London: Oh, don't get your hankie in a twist. Well, I just wanted daddy to get rid of her, but I forgot he was between wives. So, now she's mommy number... [counts fingers] ...fourteen!
London: Aw, don't worry about her. She's in a better place.
Moseby: [gasps] London, you didn't!
London: Oh, don't get your hankie in a twist. Well, I just wanted daddy to get rid of her, but I forgot he was between wives. So, now she's mommy number... [counts fingers] ...fourteen!
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Moseby: Oh, London, I see you have your backpack. You're ready for today's quiz?
London: Yep. [Opens backpack and pulls out a pillow] Pillow, to rest my wittle head on while everyone else takes the quiz, [Pulls out a nightmask] nightmask, to cover my wittle eyes so I can nap while everyone else takes the quiz, and for later, [Pulls out a fashion magazine] a wittle fashion magazine to read since I'll have detention for sleeping while everyone else took the quiz.
Moseby: London, you have to try a wittle harder.
London: Yep. [Opens backpack and pulls out a pillow] Pillow, to rest my wittle head on while everyone else takes the quiz, [Pulls out a nightmask] nightmask, to cover my wittle eyes so I can nap while everyone else takes the quiz, and for later, [Pulls out a fashion magazine] a wittle fashion magazine to read since I'll have detention for sleeping while everyone else took the quiz.
Moseby: London, you have to try a wittle harder.
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Cody: May I ask where your degree is from?
Zack: Shut it monkey bait. It's your fault we're in this mess.
Cody: How is it my fault you're unable to write a term paper?!
Zack: It's not that I'm unable. It's just it would have never been as good one of yours.
Mr. Blanket: HIT HIM AGAIN!!!!
Zack: Nothing I ever do seems good enough. It's not always easy being compared to you.
Cody: How do think I feel you always been better at sports and girls and had more friends then me? I thought this could be a place I could excel and be my own person, not just Zack's nerdy brother.
Zack: I didn't know you felt that way.
Cody: I didn't know you felt that way either.
Zack: I'm sorry man.
Cody: Me too. [hugs Zack]
Zack: Shut it monkey bait. It's your fault we're in this mess.
Cody: How is it my fault you're unable to write a term paper?!
Zack: It's not that I'm unable. It's just it would have never been as good one of yours.
Mr. Blanket: HIT HIM AGAIN!!!!
Zack: Nothing I ever do seems good enough. It's not always easy being compared to you.
Cody: How do think I feel you always been better at sports and girls and had more friends then me? I thought this could be a place I could excel and be my own person, not just Zack's nerdy brother.
Zack: I didn't know you felt that way.
Cody: I didn't know you felt that way either.
Zack: I'm sorry man.
Cody: Me too. [hugs Zack]
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Bailey: Look, I know you guys still aren't speaking but it's your birthday and all of your friends want you to have a good time.
Cody: You know, for some strange reason, I'm not that mad anymore.
Zack: Me either. In fact, I've never felt closer to you.
Cody: Same here. I love you man.
Zack: I love you too.
Cody: Come here. [the twins hug]
Marcus: I love you, London.
London: I love me too! [hugs herself]
Cody: You know, for some strange reason, I'm not that mad anymore.
Zack: Me either. In fact, I've never felt closer to you.
Cody: Same here. I love you man.
Zack: I love you too.
Cody: Come here. [the twins hug]
Marcus: I love you, London.
London: I love me too! [hugs herself]
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Zack: I left when the spider picked up the stick and started to whack Marcus.
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Princess Zaria: [lifts Cody from the ground] HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME DOG?!
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Isabel: So Zack, where will your next adventure take you?
Zack: My cabin. You can tell all your viewers and the undead the only reason I found that crown in the first place is because Cody, this guy right here, he knew where to look! he did the research so haunt him!
Cody: [smiles at Zack] Thanks Zack.
Zack: You're welcome but I gotta go now because I literally have ants in my pants. [leaves]
Isabel: So, did you face any giant scorpions?
Cody: ...(laughs )A COUPLE. Walk with me.
Zack: My cabin. You can tell all your viewers and the undead the only reason I found that crown in the first place is because Cody, this guy right here, he knew where to look! he did the research so haunt him!
Cody: [smiles at Zack] Thanks Zack.
Zack: You're welcome but I gotta go now because I literally have ants in my pants. [leaves]
Isabel: So, did you face any giant scorpions?
Cody: ...(laughs )A COUPLE. Walk with me.
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Bailey: Cody, I've never seen anything so beautiful.
London: Clearly there's not a mirror in that box. [Bailey stomps her foot]
Bailey: Thank you. I love them. [hugs Cody]
Cody: [pulls Zack aside] Zack, I can't believe you got those. Thank you.
Zack: Well, you're my brother and I don't want us to wind up throwing knives at each other.
Cody: [smiles] That might just be one of the nicest things you've ever said to me.
London: Clearly there's not a mirror in that box. [Bailey stomps her foot]
Bailey: Thank you. I love them. [hugs Cody]
Cody: [pulls Zack aside] Zack, I can't believe you got those. Thank you.
Zack: Well, you're my brother and I don't want us to wind up throwing knives at each other.
Cody: [smiles] That might just be one of the nicest things you've ever said to me.
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Bailey: I'm pretty sure we lost some viewers when you and your mascara started running.
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Mr. Moseby: [rips a mask from his imposter, sees he's a robot, and screams]
Bailey: [gasps] Mr. Moesby is a robot!
London: That would explain why he never wanted the company of a woman.
Bailey: [gasps] Mr. Moesby is a robot!
London: That would explain why he never wanted the company of a woman.
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