Greek Quotes

Gus Portokalos: You know, the root of the word Miller is a Greek word. Miller come from the Greek word "milo," which is mean "apple," so there you go. As many of you know, our name, Portokalos, is come from the Greek word "portokali," which mean "orange." So, okay? Here tonight, we have, ah, apple and orange. We all different, but in the end, we all fruit.

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Harriet Miller: How are we supposed to know what's going on?
Rodney Miller: It's all Greek to me.

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Maria Portokalos: Ian, are you hungry?
Ian Miller: Uh no, I already ate.
Maria Portokalos: Okay, I make you something.

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The Beaver: Maybe we should call it Cap.
Cappie: I'm over here, dude. Maybe we should throw in the towel.
Rusty Cartwright: No you can't give up! Isn't this game bigger than all of us? Isn't this about kicking ass? Isn't this about good versus Evan?
Cappie: He's right! You may not be feeling well. Some of you are even still drunk! But I see before me a team of Kappa Tau's, playing in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. Will you fight? Ay, fight and you might die. Run and you might live, atleast for a while.
The Beaver: It hurts real bad, Cap.
Cappie: Drunk people don't feel pain! And neither do Scotsmen. We may be puking, but the Omega Kai's are not used to running on puke like we are! And Rusty here... Look at him, just a nice kid from Cleveland...
Rusty Cartwright: Chicago...
Cappie: And I know that when he's dying in his bed many years from now, he be willing to trade all his days from this day, for one chance...
Rusty Cartwright: I'm actually fine...
Cappie: Just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they will never be able to take our freedom! Yeah!!

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Toula Portokalos: There are three things that every Greek woman must do in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone.

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Rusty: I think I'm ready to use the 'L' word with Jen.
Cappie: That's a pretty bold move. What makes you think she's a lesbian? And is that a deal-breaker for you?

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Rusty: What's the worst thing you can imagine?
Calvin: This.
Rusty: Try telling your girlfriend 'I love you' and getting a 'thank you' back.
Calvin: Ouch.

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Rusty: In less than 24 hours I went from boyfriend, to moron, to stalker.

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Cappie: (drunk)Spitter, what possessed you to ignore my advice? Have I ever led you afoul - like...really afoul? Like of the law?
Rusty: I did it because of the law.
Cappie: Which one?! And together we'll fight it.

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Rusty: Can we use your room?
Jen K: I don't think so. My roommate Stephanie could barely make it past the dresser this morning.
Rusty: She needs to go to Student Health.
Jen K: That's the problem. She's agoraphobic. She can't really GO anywhere. She spends all day on the internet talking to her little webcam. It's like living with Lonelygirl15

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Rusty: Nevermind. I've got to go talk to Dale. He's probably finishing his fruit-rollup

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Cappie: What is your hurry? We have all weekend. Besides, I'd like to get to know my supervisor before I get to 'stroop' her. (Rebecca glares) It really is an amazing word that can be used in many different ways.

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Dale: Well. You know, love the sinner, hate the sin.

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Rebecca: I know how hard you work to pretend that nothing ever bothers you.
Cappie: (sarcastically) Stop, I'll tell you where the nukes are.

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Calvin: (dancing) I am lucky to have such a beautiful lady on my arm. (groans) Aaaaaaand my feet.

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