The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes
Grim: Milkshakes, where are you going?
Triceratron: [hiding behind the unconscious Milkshakes] To destroy all that is good. ...I mean, meow.
Triceratron: [hiding behind the unconscious Milkshakes] To destroy all that is good. ...I mean, meow.
TV Show: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Billy: It's our picnic fixings!
Grim: Picnic? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No . You remember what happened last time, don't you?
[flashback to Billy, Grim and Mandy at a picnic in the park]
Billy: Please pass the egg salad.
Sasquatch: [popping out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!
[grabs Billy and runs away]
Billy: Ahhhh! Somebody help me!
[Grim and Mandy go back to eating, flashback ends]
Billy: Yeah, that was pretty special. Wanna see my emotional scars?
Mandy: [coming into the room] What happened here? Did the refrigerator throw up?
Grim: Billy want us to go on a picnic.
Mandy: No way, José. You remember what happened last time?
[shows the same flashback of Billy, Grim and Mandy having a picnic]
Gladys: [coming into the room] Have you crazy kids been flashing back in here?
Grim: Yah. We've been trying to talk Billy out of going on a picnic.
Gladys: : A picnic? Oh, honey! No! No! You remember what happened last time!
[shows the same flashback again]
Harold: [coming into the room] What is this, a party?
Gladys: Dad! Talk some sense into your son! He wants to go on a... picnic!
Harold: After what happened last time? You all remember that, right?
[goes to flashback again, only this time, it shows Harold putting on a sasquatch suit behind some bushes]
Billy: [off screen] Please pass the egg salad.
Harold: [leaps out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!
[is heard running off with Billy]
Billy: Ahhhh! Somebody help me!
[flashback ends]
Harold: (Laughs) I say we let the boy go!.
Billy: Rock on!
Grim: Picnic? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No . You remember what happened last time, don't you?
[flashback to Billy, Grim and Mandy at a picnic in the park]
Billy: Please pass the egg salad.
Sasquatch: [popping out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!
[grabs Billy and runs away]
Billy: Ahhhh! Somebody help me!
[Grim and Mandy go back to eating, flashback ends]
Billy: Yeah, that was pretty special. Wanna see my emotional scars?
Mandy: [coming into the room] What happened here? Did the refrigerator throw up?
Grim: Billy want us to go on a picnic.
Mandy: No way, José. You remember what happened last time?
[shows the same flashback of Billy, Grim and Mandy having a picnic]
Gladys: [coming into the room] Have you crazy kids been flashing back in here?
Grim: Yah. We've been trying to talk Billy out of going on a picnic.
Gladys: : A picnic? Oh, honey! No! No! You remember what happened last time!
[shows the same flashback again]
Harold: [coming into the room] What is this, a party?
Gladys: Dad! Talk some sense into your son! He wants to go on a... picnic!
Harold: After what happened last time? You all remember that, right?
[goes to flashback again, only this time, it shows Harold putting on a sasquatch suit behind some bushes]
Billy: [off screen] Please pass the egg salad.
Harold: [leaps out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!
[is heard running off with Billy]
Billy: Ahhhh! Somebody help me!
[flashback ends]
Harold: (Laughs) I say we let the boy go!.
Billy: Rock on!
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Billy: [Singing] Walking in the woods, walking in the woods, just lookin' for a place where to eat all our foods! [A scruffy Yogi Bear peeks out of the bushes, his eyes bloodshot and clothes torn]
Yogi: Psst! Psst! Hey, little girl. Come here for a second. [Billy comes over to him] That's a nice pic-a-nic basket you got there.
Billy: Yeah, it's OK. [Pause]
Yogi: You got some nice sandwiches in there, I bet.
Billy: Sure, I suppose.
Yogi: [Steps closer] I think this is a good place for your pic-a-nic.
Billy: [Uneasily] Yeah, I don't know.
Yogi: [Bends down to take the basket] Here. Let me set it up for you. [Booboo, who is also scruffy and ugly, sticks his head out of the bush]
Booboo: You get the food yet, Yogi?
Yogi: Shhhh!
Billy: L-look, I think I really oughts to get going.
Yogi: Hey, that's cool, man. Let me just... gimme that basket![Tries to grab the basket, but Billy runs away]
Booboo: [who is fat with big nipples] Don't let him get awaaay! [Yogi gives chase, wild-eyed, waving his arms in the air, and yelling gibberish. He stops, gets down on all fours and sniffs the ground while Billy hides behind a tree]
Yogi: I know you're close, you dirty human!
Billy: Hey, I'm not dirty, I just had a bath fifteen days ago! Oops![He covers his mouth as Yogi glars at him. He then chases him again] Aaaaaaaah! Aaaah! [Billy runs into a cave] Hey, ya dumb bears! You can't get me now! I'm in a cave!
Yogi: He's right, Booboo. We bears are terribly afraid of caves.
Booboo: Why are we so lame, Yogi?
Yogi: Psst! Psst! Hey, little girl. Come here for a second. [Billy comes over to him] That's a nice pic-a-nic basket you got there.
Billy: Yeah, it's OK. [Pause]
Yogi: You got some nice sandwiches in there, I bet.
Billy: Sure, I suppose.
Yogi: [Steps closer] I think this is a good place for your pic-a-nic.
Billy: [Uneasily] Yeah, I don't know.
Yogi: [Bends down to take the basket] Here. Let me set it up for you. [Booboo, who is also scruffy and ugly, sticks his head out of the bush]
Booboo: You get the food yet, Yogi?
Yogi: Shhhh!
Billy: L-look, I think I really oughts to get going.
Yogi: Hey, that's cool, man. Let me just... gimme that basket![Tries to grab the basket, but Billy runs away]
Booboo: [who is fat with big nipples] Don't let him get awaaay! [Yogi gives chase, wild-eyed, waving his arms in the air, and yelling gibberish. He stops, gets down on all fours and sniffs the ground while Billy hides behind a tree]
Yogi: I know you're close, you dirty human!
Billy: Hey, I'm not dirty, I just had a bath fifteen days ago! Oops![He covers his mouth as Yogi glars at him. He then chases him again] Aaaaaaaah! Aaaah! [Billy runs into a cave] Hey, ya dumb bears! You can't get me now! I'm in a cave!
Yogi: He's right, Booboo. We bears are terribly afraid of caves.
Booboo: Why are we so lame, Yogi?
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King Beardbottom: We're stuck with mushrooms! Here, try one.
Billy: It tastes like my cat!
King Beardbottom: They taste like everyone's cat! It's been 300 years and I still hate the taste. I've worked with mushrooms for so long, even my sweat smells like 'em! Here, take a whiff.
Billy: [Sniffs Beardbottom's armpit] Whew, you ain't kiddin'!
Billy: It tastes like my cat!
King Beardbottom: They taste like everyone's cat! It's been 300 years and I still hate the taste. I've worked with mushrooms for so long, even my sweat smells like 'em! Here, take a whiff.
Billy: [Sniffs Beardbottom's armpit] Whew, you ain't kiddin'!
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[the King Beardbottom is telling the story about the origins of the war]
Billy: [appearing in the flashback] Hey, wait a second! Hold up. How can you be mad at the Elves? You chose to trade cookies for mushrooms!
Druid: Hey, did that kid just step into the flashback?
Other Druid: What manner of sorcery be this?
Billy: [appearing in the flashback] Hey, wait a second! Hold up. How can you be mad at the Elves? You chose to trade cookies for mushrooms!
Druid: Hey, did that kid just step into the flashback?
Other Druid: What manner of sorcery be this?
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Censoring Trooper: Whoa ho ho! That was entirely my bad! I misread the signals! I knew a guy named "Joe". He misread the signals in a combat situation - now he eats everything through a mechanical straw!
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Billy: Stop it! Stop the fighting! Why do you have to hate each other? Can't you see you're just like peas and mashed potatoes? Some people don't like them to touch each other if they're on the same plate. But it's okay... it's okay if they touch! Because they both get chewed up by the mouth!. And sent down the oesophagus and dissolved into the stomach and absorbed into the intestines and, oh ho, I won't go any further than that. But the point is, we're all just nutrients in the great big digestive system called LIFE!
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[Grim and Mandy are washing a car.]
Grim: I wonder how Billy's picnic is going.
[Billy flies past them really fast]
Billy: HEY GRIM! HEY MANDY!
Grim: That answers one question, yet raises so many others...
Grim: I wonder how Billy's picnic is going.
[Billy flies past them really fast]
Billy: HEY GRIM! HEY MANDY!
Grim: That answers one question, yet raises so many others...
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Boogie: What happened to your face?
Boy: Dude, I'm like fifteen. We all look like this. What are you, my mom?
Boogie: No, I'm-the boogeyman!!
Boy: [unimpressed] ...I don't even believe in you. Go talk to my little brother.
Boy: Dude, I'm like fifteen. We all look like this. What are you, my mom?
Boogie: No, I'm-the boogeyman!!
Boy: [unimpressed] ...I don't even believe in you. Go talk to my little brother.
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[Billy and Irwin are watching TV]
Irwin: This show is awesome!
Lady on TV: Hey Doc, what're ya doing with my legs? [buzzing sound] AAAAAAHHH!!!
Doctor on TV: Oh, stop it! I'm just shaving you!
Irwin: This show is awesome!
Lady on TV: Hey Doc, what're ya doing with my legs? [buzzing sound] AAAAAAHHH!!!
Doctor on TV: Oh, stop it! I'm just shaving you!
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Billy: Oh, Grim. The TV wants to talk to you.
Grim: TV?
[Boogie, still disguised as the television, is sitting on the couch holding a glass of wine]
Boogie: Hello, grim.
Grim: [perplexed] Hello, TV...
Grim: TV?
[Boogie, still disguised as the television, is sitting on the couch holding a glass of wine]
Boogie: Hello, grim.
Grim: [perplexed] Hello, TV...
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Pud'n: Giant chickens from the sky! Now we don't have to eat each other to survive.
Sperg: Tough luck for you, kid! [Goes back to eating Pud'ns limbs]
Sperg: Tough luck for you, kid! [Goes back to eating Pud'ns limbs]
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[Sperg throws an eraser at Junior, hitting him in the head]
Nergal Jr.: Can he [coughs] can he do that, Ms. Butterbean?
[Sperg tosses and apple at Ms. Butterbean, who puts it in a drawer that is full of them]
Ms. Butterbean: Why... yes, yes he can. He's bigger than you.
Nergal Jr.: Can he [coughs] can he do that, Ms. Butterbean?
[Sperg tosses and apple at Ms. Butterbean, who puts it in a drawer that is full of them]
Ms. Butterbean: Why... yes, yes he can. He's bigger than you.
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Nergal Jr.: I'm not interested in the test. I'm interested in REVENGE!
Mandy: Now you're talking. I can't support cheating[glares at Billy who looks sheepish] but revenge is something I can really get behind.
Mandy: Now you're talking. I can't support cheating[glares at Billy who looks sheepish] but revenge is something I can really get behind.
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Sperg: [about to be wedgie'd] But... Ms. Butterbean, you can't do that! You're a teacher!
Nergal Jr.[as the teacher]: I can do whatever I please! I'm bigger than you!
[Scene switches to Billy, Mandy and Grim, who watch fascinated. Unpleasant noises are heard.]
Billy: Oh, look, Sperge's gots the same BUNNY underwear I do. [Pauses in "thought".]
Nergal Jr.[as the teacher]: I can do whatever I please! I'm bigger than you!
[Scene switches to Billy, Mandy and Grim, who watch fascinated. Unpleasant noises are heard.]
Billy: Oh, look, Sperge's gots the same BUNNY underwear I do. [Pauses in "thought".]
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Harold: So son, today we are building a tool shack. Even a complete idiot can do it!
Grim: Like you?
Harold: Yeah, like you. Now, it's all about location. [starts yodeling loudly]!
Grim: What the heck are you doing?!
Harold: Checking the acoustics! [continues]!
Grim: I'm going home.
Harold: That's it! [drops material at Grim] The best location is always closest to the house.
Grim: Like you?
Harold: Yeah, like you. Now, it's all about location. [starts yodeling loudly]!
Grim: What the heck are you doing?!
Harold: Checking the acoustics! [continues]!
Grim: I'm going home.
Harold: That's it! [drops material at Grim] The best location is always closest to the house.
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Announcer: And now we return to Captain Space Heifer.
Ninjas: You win this round, Heifer!
Captain Space Heifer: Yes... I do... But I couldn't have done it without my... Heifer farm's brand fruit-at-the-bottom all natural-styled yogurt!
Ninjas: It's partially hydrogenated!
Captain Space Heifer: QUIET YOU!!! [Captain melts Ninjas with his laser eyes.] It's partially hydrogenated! Buy some today. If you don't, I'll melt you too! [starts laughing.] ... I will.
Ninjas: You win this round, Heifer!
Captain Space Heifer: Yes... I do... But I couldn't have done it without my... Heifer farm's brand fruit-at-the-bottom all natural-styled yogurt!
Ninjas: It's partially hydrogenated!
Captain Space Heifer: QUIET YOU!!! [Captain melts Ninjas with his laser eyes.] It's partially hydrogenated! Buy some today. If you don't, I'll melt you too! [starts laughing.] ... I will.
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Harold: While you kids are talking, I'm gonna pick my nose! Just wanted to give you the heads up.
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Mandy: Do you know what is this?
Grim: Uhh... orange juice?
Mandy: Wrong! This is an empty Orange Juice container. Sombody drank it. They probably wanted me to get scurvy from lack of Vitamin C!
Grim: Uhh... orange juice?
Mandy: Wrong! This is an empty Orange Juice container. Sombody drank it. They probably wanted me to get scurvy from lack of Vitamin C!
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Billy: [trying to find an evil empire to destroy with his superpowers] Hello? Evil empire? Legion of doom? Plague of society? Threat to mankind, where are you?
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Billy: [still trying to find an evil empire, he looks down and sees a bunch of bacteria] Infinitesimal evil! In the name of the Earth, and all that is clean and fresh! Environmentally safe, and partially hydrogenated! I... uh... I! Uh, I... uh... ...AH SHOOT MAH YOGHURT!
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Mandy: I'm gonna open up my own personal can of Powerpuff on you two.
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Grim: The only thing I keep in me' robe are terrible cursed objects! [makes scary noises]
Billy: [pulls out the Mask of the Beast] You mean like this one?
Grim: Yes, exactly like that.
Billy: Oooooh... it's a pair of butt wings!
Billy: [pulls out the Mask of the Beast] You mean like this one?
Grim: Yes, exactly like that.
Billy: Oooooh... it's a pair of butt wings!
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[Billy asks his dad why he shaves his beard.]
Harold: Well, you see son, if Daddy shaves his face, mommy shaves her legs!
Harold: Well, you see son, if Daddy shaves his face, mommy shaves her legs!
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Billy: Uh, mom? The bathroom is talking to me again. Should I get my vitamins?
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Harold: Hey, boy. Trying to think, huh?
Billy: Uh, no. I don't do that anymore.
Billy: Uh, no. I don't do that anymore.
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[After drinking the hair tonic Grim souped up, Billy watches the hair grow on his face]
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