The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Quotes
Harold: No, no, no son... Fish don't have feelings, they're made of foam latex!
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[Thinking that a pelican is Billy.]
Harold: Son, I never said you this before, and I probably won't ever say it again, but... I love you son.
Harold: Son, I never said you this before, and I probably won't ever say it again, but... I love you son.
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Harold: It's not the size of the fish that counts. It's how you cook 'em!
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Ernest: ["welcoming" General Skarr to the neighbourhood, shouting]CUUURSED!! CUUURSED! Woe to all who live in that house, for they shall only know PAIN!! PAAAIIIN!![calmly] Oh, and welcome to the neighbourhood. Here's some nice jellatin the wife made. It's got bits of fruit and stuff. [awkward pause] Okay, well, bye. [he leaves, and shouts offscreen]CUUURSED!!
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[Billy has just learned of Skarr's past]
Billy: That story was so beautiful, it gave me gas. [farts] But don't you ever miss your old job?
General Skarr: [fondly] Miss comanding regimented forces of destructive power? As we encircle the globe with our terrible iron fists of might? [raising his voice and slowly becoming more maniacal]Crushing down all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us?Gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy, until at last, I ALONE STAND AS THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE?![gasps for breath before suddenly calming down] Not at all. Don't miss it.
Billy: That story was so beautiful, it gave me gas. [farts] But don't you ever miss your old job?
General Skarr: [fondly] Miss comanding regimented forces of destructive power? As we encircle the globe with our terrible iron fists of might? [raising his voice and slowly becoming more maniacal]Crushing down all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us?Gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy, until at last, I ALONE STAND AS THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE?![gasps for breath before suddenly calming down] Not at all. Don't miss it.
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Billy: You... disgust me! I thought you were baaad. You ain't bad, you ain't nothin'!
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General Skarr: [On phone] Hello?
Billy: [Whispering] Ultimate power.
Billy: [Whispering] Ultimate power.
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Grim: You don't want to make me mad! I get angry when I'm mad!
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Mandy: Grim! It's chore day, you slacker. Stop monkeying with that Hill Billy dork and go clean the toilet.
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Lord Pain: THIS IS NOT THE MASTER!
Billy: You won't make friends with that attitude!
Billy: You won't make friends with that attitude!
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Mandy: Oh, by the way, I'm borrowing your leg.
Grim: Hey!
Mandy: I need it to get the remote from behind the couch.
Grim: Hey!
Mandy: I need it to get the remote from behind the couch.
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[As a child, Grim is about to become the Grim Reaper, as per his mother's wishes]
Grim: I don't want to be the Grim Reaper. I just want to sing and IIIie-Iiee will!
Grim's Dad: Enough! You'll do what your mother tells you. Singing is for birds and sissies.
Grim: I don't want to be the Grim Reaper. I just want to sing and IIIie-Iiee will!
Grim's Dad: Enough! You'll do what your mother tells you. Singing is for birds and sissies.
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Cave Witch: [seeing Grim as a child, on his first day of the Grim Reaper] I have been expecting you.
Grim: M'name is Grimmy and I've come to reap your immortal soul.
Cave Witch: I know who you are, for I have forseen it in my FIRE! I have seen your future as well, a terrible future: a future where you are controlled by two mere children for all eternity...
Grim: M'name is Grimmy and I've come to reap your immortal soul.
Cave Witch: I know who you are, for I have forseen it in my FIRE! I have seen your future as well, a terrible future: a future where you are controlled by two mere children for all eternity...
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Billy: [to Lord Pain] I like the way you break stuff.
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Mandy: Hey, shut the door! What are ya, raised in a barn?
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Harold: [tying things to the roof of his car] See, Mandy? Only a man can tie a knot like that.
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Mindy: Wow, Mandy, what a great dog you have. Did you teach him to pee himself and run away?
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Grim: Cerberus was a monster! He didn't just eat my homework; he ate me dad!
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Mindy: So Mandy, what's it feel like?
Mandy: What?
Mindy: Being a loser all the time. Does it burn?
Mandy: What?
Mindy: Being a loser all the time. Does it burn?
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Mandy: Boy, Saliva, you really are a pathetic dog... but I guess you're my pathetic dog.
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Cave Witch: [to audience] I have seen your future as well: you will soon suffer an eternity of COMMERCIALS!
[She cackles wickedly]
[She cackles wickedly]
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Billy: [after using snapping turtle bikini wax] No more unsightly nubs!
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Billy: You know what, Pinocchiochiochiochiochiochiochio? You're funny.
Pinocchio: Funny? Why... there's nothing funny about being made of wood.
Billy: ...wuzzat you say?
Pinocchio: I sure wish I was a real boy, like you!
Billy: Uhh...yeah...well... I gotta go!...
Pinocchio: Yeah! And the only way for me to to become a real boy, is to devour the flesh of the real boy. Can I please eat your flesh?
Billy: AAAAH! [running in terror]
Pinocchio: Funny? Why... there's nothing funny about being made of wood.
Billy: ...wuzzat you say?
Pinocchio: I sure wish I was a real boy, like you!
Billy: Uhh...yeah...well... I gotta go!...
Pinocchio: Yeah! And the only way for me to to become a real boy, is to devour the flesh of the real boy. Can I please eat your flesh?
Billy: AAAAH! [running in terror]
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Mandy: [After being trapped in the story-book] Someday... you will all PAY ...
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Billy: [thinking a really big kid is Mandy because his eyes are so bad] Wow, Mandy, you've really been packing on the pounds lately.
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[Billy is terrified at the thought of visiting the optician]
Billy: Nooo!! He'll steal my soul!
Grim: Well, if he doesn't, I get second dibs.
Billy: Nooo!! He'll steal my soul!
Grim: Well, if he doesn't, I get second dibs.
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[From Billy's point of view, Grim and Mandy appear to be drawn in anime style]
Mandy: [speaking Japanese] Ano domi wa mada kichigai da.
Grim: Hmm.
Billy: I can't understand a word you're saying!
Mandy: [speaking Japanese] Ano domi wa mada kichigai da.
Grim: Hmm.
Billy: I can't understand a word you're saying!
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Nigel: 'cause i'm being hunted by the darkest most evil villain to ever walk the face of the Earth!
[whispers]
Lord Mouldybutt.
[whispers]
Lord Mouldybutt.
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Billy: I am a golf ball. I am a golf ball. Oh, what a golf ball I am.
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Grim: You do realize that you're watching static?
Mandy: Yeah.
Mandy: Yeah.
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