The Fairly OddParents Quotes
[the holiday mascots are talking about what they do]
Cupid: Well, I make kids fall in love.
Kids: EW.
Cupid: Point taken.
Cupid: Well, I make kids fall in love.
Kids: EW.
Cupid: Point taken.
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[Timmy throws a water balloon at Francis, which misses him and ends up hitting someone in France]
The French: We surrender!
The French: We surrender!
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Norm the Genie: [about Canada] [darkly]
Norm the Genie: They've had it too good for too long.
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Chester McBadbat: You replaced me with an actor with better teeth!
A.J.: And more hair!
Sanjay: And a well-oiled chest! [pause]
Sanjay: What? Am I the only one who noticed?
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Denzel Crocker: [Principal Waxelplax has locked everyone inside the classroom] No! I can't be locked in a room with children! I'm not a people person! I'm barely a person! [ducks behind his desk]
Denzel Crocker: HELP!
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Denzel Crocker: [shows painting] And here's another painting... The Scream.
Timmy Turner: Why is he screaming?
Denzel Crocker: Because he was wrong! And he got an F! [unrolls bottom of painting to reveal a table next to the screaming person, with an F on it]
Denzel Crocker: Like you! [sticks a paper marked F on Timmy's hair]
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Denzel Crocker: Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to teach!
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Wandisimo: Can it be? Wanda the love of my life who I lost to Cosmo who I lost when he married you so you'd stay lost to me?
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Sanjay: [dazed look at Timmy, as if he was coming onto him] I'll see you in my next dream.
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Sanjay: [Timmy shows up to save everyone from Unwish Island] I'm having one of those dreams where Timmy saves me again!... Where's your white horse?
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Mom Turner: [Timmy is eating ceral like a dog] He sure is hungry.
Dad Turner: No, no, that's just the way all kids eat cereal now; face first. I'm hip! [Starts to eat his cereal like Timmy]
Timmy Turner: [School bus arrives] School bus! School bus! Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase!
Dad Turner: Wow, does Timmy love school or what? [Sticks face into cup of hot coffee]
Dad Turner: Oww, hot! It doesn't work with hot!
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Mom Turner: Losing our son was the best thing to ever happen to us!
Dad Turner: We have a son?
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Mom Turner: Timmy, you know how your dad gets around people who are on money.
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Mom Turner: Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.
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Mom Turner: You just need to be more secure in your masculinity - like me.
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Wanda: [chasing Vicky through space] The force is strong with this one.
Cosmo: Luke, I am your father. I always wanted to say that.
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Wanda: [to Timmy, who has wished that he lived at the circus] You can't stay a carny forever, Timmy.
Cosmo: Yeah, you don't have the experience! You've never even been to prison.
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Wanda: [Wanda is reading a book in the "All Men are Morons" section of the library] Oh, Hillary! How did you put up with it?
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Wanda: Awwwww, Goat Love!
Cosmo: They say it's the most honest love around.
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Wanda: Don't you think you should be looking for your mom, dad, friends Chester and AJ, and back-up friends Sanjay and Elmer?
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Wanda: He thinks everything is funny. Watch. [turns to Cosmo]
Wanda: Pudding.
Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.
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Wanda: Look at our chart. 99.9% Timmy. 0.01% Other.
Timmy Turner: What's the other?
Wanda, Cosmo: Timmy!
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Wanda: Timmy, you can't have both brains and brawn. You have to pick just one.
Cosmo: Or do what I did. Pick neither.
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Wanda: Two wrongs don't make a right.
Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show!
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