The Fairly OddParents Quotes
Wanda: Uh-oh... my "Cosmo is going to make Timmy dead" sense is tingling.
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Wanda: You made your dad cry.
Cosmo: Yeah. Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that.
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Timmy Turner: [reading the title of a book that Dad Turner has just handed him] The Stupid Dad's Guide For Teaching His Weak and Defenseless Son Kung Fu?
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Timmy Turner: Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want.
Cosmo: So can I, I'm just polite.
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Timmy Turner: Feel better now?
Chip Skylark: Yeah. I didn't have to go to the bathroom, but the sound of flushing calms me down.
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Timmy Turner: Hey guys, what's new? [Cosmo lights candles under water]
Wanda: The laws of physics.
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Timmy Turner: I wish I could leave this room inconspicuously. [Cosmo turns his desk legs into rockets. Timmy blasts through the ceiling]
Timmy Turner: Ahhhhhh!
Wanda: [to Cosmo] It means without being noticed.
Cosmo: Well, if he wasn't screaming, he wouldn've been noticed.
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Timmy Turner: I'm huge, I hurt people, and I'm misunderstood!
Cosmo: Just like the IRS!
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Timmy Turner: May I *please* have my ball back?
Dr. Bender: What's the word I'm looking for? Uh... NO! HAHAHA
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Timmy Turner: Note to self: Never break up with a girl in the Violent Gardening Tool section.
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Timmy Turner: This is great! A world without girls. I can do whatever I want!
Timmy Turner: [farts] I'm free!
Cosmo: [Cosmo sniffs the air] Wow, freedom stinks.
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Timmy Turner: This may sound cliche, but you've gotta throw my severed head into the clearance bin!
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Timmy Turner: Wow, my mom as a kid.
Young Dad Turner: Yeah... and she's got a beautiful name. It's... [a Mack truck, blowing its horn drives by Timmy and Young Dad]
Young Dad Turner: ...but everybody calls her Mom.
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Principal Waxelplax: [after Timmy has won the election and the kids have come back from getting food poisoning from cake] So, Timmy, what do you say to having all the responsibilities of president?
Timmy Turner: Piece of cake! [all kids get sick and their faces turn green]
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Vicky: All right twerp, time for bed!
Timmy Turner: But it's only six-o-four!
Vicky: Well, it's nine-o-four on the East Coast. BED! [one moment later, in Timmy's bedroom, Timmy's clock changes to six-o-five]
Cosmo: Now it's nine-o-five on the East Coast!
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Vicky: I don't mean to be mean all the time. It's just that I really am.
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Cosmo: [because Wanda is dressed as a pancreas] [grinning]
Cosmo: You can be removed?
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Cosmo: [Cosmo as gelatin] Gaze into my jiggly goodness and see the artificial falsehood of your words.
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Cosmo: Apparently, another thing I'm chock-full of is not knowing stuff.
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Cosmo: Don't forget the rabies! Everything tastes better with rabies!
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Cosmo: I don't get it. If you're not married to her, why is she trying to kill you?
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Cosmo: I married the smart one.
Wanda: I married the... well he's cute, right?
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