The Fairly OddParents Quotes


Cosmo: If Wanda sees this, she's gonna think I'm an idiot.
Timmy Turner: And this would be news to her *how*?

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Cosmo: Not Vicky.
Wanda: Icky with a V.

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Cosmo: Now will you hold me?

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Cosmo: Oh, relax, Timmy. She'll probably stop laughing when that alien flower you gave her eats her heart out at midnight.

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Cosmo: That's what got me on probation.

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Cosmo: The good news is I found my spleen!
Timmy Turner: That's a rare steak.
Cosmo: In that case, I'm taking it back. I ordered my spleen medium rare.

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Cosmo: What's wrong with being naked in public?

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Dad Turner: [Mr. Turner is being eaten by a dragon] It looks and feels like I'm getting real third degree burns! Ow! I mean, neat!

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Dad Turner: [to Mom Turner getting her vegetables ready] Hurry, honey! The judges are judging and the Dinkelburgs are Dinkelburging!

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Dad Turner: It's deserted and lonely, just like my childhood!

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Dad Turner: Timmy... I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway.

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Dad Turner: Yay, I'm unemployed!

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Dad: Egad.

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Dad: Good thing I landed on this nice, soft mom!

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Jorgen von Strangle: For failing to distract the dragon, the handsome fairy loses! However, he is still very sexy.
Wandisimo: This I can live with.

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Jorgen von Strangle: It's time for some fairy-oke!

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Jorgen von Strangle: What in the name of my bulging tripceps is going on?

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Chester's Dad: [crying] Without that tooth, you look just like your momma.

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Trixie Tang: You're 0.01% more of a person in my eyes.

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Announcer: [to Timmy, who is dressed in costume] You might want to take off the maid outfit; it's pretty creepy.

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Mayor: I hate not being the goat.

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