SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
SpongeBob: Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.
[They knock on a door]
Fish: Hello?
Patrick: I love you.
[The fish slams the door shut]
SpongeBob: I think you laid it a teensy bit thick there, 'ol pal. Let me give it a try. [knocks on door]
Fish: Please, g-go away!
SpongeBob: Hey uh, [coughs] ho-how ya doin'?
Fish: How am I doin'?
SpongeBob: Wanna buy some chocolate?
Patrick: WE GOT 'IM NOW!
Fish: Sorry, chocolate is sugar, and sugar is bubbling fat. Isn't that right, blubber boy?
Patrick: [his stomach is bubbling; he laughs] It tickles.
Fish: [holding up a photo of him as a very obese 13-year old] As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.
[Patrick takes the photo]
Fish: You can keep that for $5.
Patrick: [holds up cash]] I'll take 10!
[They knock on a door]
Fish: Hello?
Patrick: I love you.
[The fish slams the door shut]
SpongeBob: I think you laid it a teensy bit thick there, 'ol pal. Let me give it a try. [knocks on door]
Fish: Please, g-go away!
SpongeBob: Hey uh, [coughs] ho-how ya doin'?
Fish: How am I doin'?
SpongeBob: Wanna buy some chocolate?
Patrick: WE GOT 'IM NOW!
Fish: Sorry, chocolate is sugar, and sugar is bubbling fat. Isn't that right, blubber boy?
Patrick: [his stomach is bubbling; he laughs] It tickles.
Fish: [holding up a photo of him as a very obese 13-year old] As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.
[Patrick takes the photo]
Fish: You can keep that for $5.
Patrick: [holds up cash]] I'll take 10!
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
