SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
Mary: Yes?
SpongeBob: Hello, young lady! [Patrick giggles] We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home?
Mary: MOM!
[Mary's mother, just a brain and spinal cord of a creature, pulls up in a wheelchair.]
Mary's Mother: What?! What?! What's all the yelling? [SpongeBob and Patrick react] You just can't wait for me to die, can you?
Mary: They're selling chocolate!
Mary's Mother: They're selling chocolate?
Mary: Yeah!
Mary's Mother: What? What are they selling?
Mary: Chocolate!
Mary's Mother: What?
Mary: Chocolate!
Mary's Mother: I can't hear you!
Mary: THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!
Mary's Mother: They're selling chocolate?!
Mary: YEAH!
Mary's Mother: Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always HATED IT!
SpongeBob: Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating, it's for...
Patrick: You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever!
Mary: No, no, no...
Mary's Mother: Live forever, you say? I'll take one!
[Disgusted, Mary hands SpongeBob the money.]
Mary's Mother: Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!
Mary: [to SpongeBob] I HATE YOU! [slams door]
SpongeBob: [to Patrick] If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!
Patrick: Hooray for lying!
SpongeBob: Hello, young lady! [Patrick giggles] We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home?
Mary: MOM!
[Mary's mother, just a brain and spinal cord of a creature, pulls up in a wheelchair.]
Mary's Mother: What?! What?! What's all the yelling? [SpongeBob and Patrick react] You just can't wait for me to die, can you?
Mary: They're selling chocolate!
Mary's Mother: They're selling chocolate?
Mary: Yeah!
Mary's Mother: What? What are they selling?
Mary: Chocolate!
Mary's Mother: What?
Mary: Chocolate!
Mary's Mother: I can't hear you!
Mary: THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!
Mary's Mother: They're selling chocolate?!
Mary: YEAH!
Mary's Mother: Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always HATED IT!
SpongeBob: Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating, it's for...
Patrick: You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever!
Mary: No, no, no...
Mary's Mother: Live forever, you say? I'll take one!
[Disgusted, Mary hands SpongeBob the money.]
Mary's Mother: Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!
Mary: [to SpongeBob] I HATE YOU! [slams door]
SpongeBob: [to Patrick] If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!
Patrick: Hooray for lying!
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
