Smallville Quotes
Lois: Look, I appreciate you helping me audition, I'm still angry you didn't tell me how bad Oliver was doing, but you're here anyway, so please, don't make me wish you weren't.
Clark: It's okay, Lois. You don't need to get all worked up like you usually do.
Lois: Well, excuse me Mr. I'm-slow-and-steady-and-know-what's-best-for-everyone, this happens to be important to me. With newspapers on the endangered species list, news television is my one and only back-up plan.
Clark: Don't you think you can be a little less dramatic with this whole thing?
Lois: You could be a little more passionate with this whole thing. But not you, not mild-mannered Clark Kent. Do you even care if I get this job?
Clark: Of course I care, I bought a new tie.
Lois: Oh, well I bought a whole new outfit.
Clark: Yeah, you look great.
Lois: Don't do that.
Clark: Do what?
Lois: Don't you dare reassure me right now.
Clark: Lois, I'm only doing this for you. How else am I going to get that second date?
Lois: (Pauses) Well, you should have thought of that before you stood me up the first time.
Clark: It's okay, Lois. You don't need to get all worked up like you usually do.
Lois: Well, excuse me Mr. I'm-slow-and-steady-and-know-what's-best-for-everyone, this happens to be important to me. With newspapers on the endangered species list, news television is my one and only back-up plan.
Clark: Don't you think you can be a little less dramatic with this whole thing?
Lois: You could be a little more passionate with this whole thing. But not you, not mild-mannered Clark Kent. Do you even care if I get this job?
Clark: Of course I care, I bought a new tie.
Lois: Oh, well I bought a whole new outfit.
Clark: Yeah, you look great.
Lois: Don't do that.
Clark: Do what?
Lois: Don't you dare reassure me right now.
Clark: Lois, I'm only doing this for you. How else am I going to get that second date?
Lois: (Pauses) Well, you should have thought of that before you stood me up the first time.
TV Show: Smallville
Lois: (talking to the waiter) You got anything stronger?
Waiter: Of course.
Clark: Last thing you need is a drink Lois.
Lois: Thanks Clark. You sound like my mother on prom night. How do I look?
Clark: If this were a prom, you'd be crowned queen. Your date's a lucky man.
Lois: Do I detect a note of jealousy in the notoriously nice Clark Kent? Be careful my date doesn't hear you. He might just have to take you down.
Clark: (chuckles) Like to see him try.
Lois: You know what they say: all's fair in love and war.
Clark: And what's it gonna be for us Lois? Love or war?
Lois: Clark, it sounds like you're asking me out on another date?
Clark: If I was, would you say yes?
Lois: I'll tell you what I'd say... (sees Oliver walking in) Oliver!
Waiter: Of course.
Clark: Last thing you need is a drink Lois.
Lois: Thanks Clark. You sound like my mother on prom night. How do I look?
Clark: If this were a prom, you'd be crowned queen. Your date's a lucky man.
Lois: Do I detect a note of jealousy in the notoriously nice Clark Kent? Be careful my date doesn't hear you. He might just have to take you down.
Clark: (chuckles) Like to see him try.
Lois: You know what they say: all's fair in love and war.
Clark: And what's it gonna be for us Lois? Love or war?
Lois: Clark, it sounds like you're asking me out on another date?
Clark: If I was, would you say yes?
Lois: I'll tell you what I'd say... (sees Oliver walking in) Oliver!
TV Show: Smallville
(Clark walks in the Daily Planet bullpen, sees Lois reading something, and nervously walks up to her.)
Clark: Lois?
Lois: Did you hear? The brilliant brass over at KZXP have decided to go with someone else for their morning show.
Clark: Lois?
Lois: After everything that happened, after Ollie and I almost got killed, guess who they've decided to go with? (She shows him a promo picture of Catherine Grant as the new correspondent.)
Lois: Apparently blondes test better with morning viewers.
Clark: Lois!
Lois: I'm sorry, I never should have tried out in the first place, or dragged you with me, and I just--
(Clark grabs her and passionately kisses her. At first, she is surprised, then she kisses him back.)
Clark: Lois?
Lois: Did you hear? The brilliant brass over at KZXP have decided to go with someone else for their morning show.
Clark: Lois?
Lois: After everything that happened, after Ollie and I almost got killed, guess who they've decided to go with? (She shows him a promo picture of Catherine Grant as the new correspondent.)
Lois: Apparently blondes test better with morning viewers.
Clark: Lois!
Lois: I'm sorry, I never should have tried out in the first place, or dragged you with me, and I just--
(Clark grabs her and passionately kisses her. At first, she is surprised, then she kisses him back.)
TV Show: Smallville
Oliver: (walking into Watchtower) Anyone home?
Chloe: What's up?
Oliver: Nothing, actually. I, uh, I thought I'd stop by and see if anyone's hungry.
John Jones: I could use some dinner. Chloe?
Chloe: Uh, sure. You're buying, Mr. Queen.
John Jones: Don't look at me, I'm living off a policeman's salary.
Oliver: Ah, fine. Dessert's on you.
John Jones: On Mars, we never had dessert. But I have grown especially fond of cookies.
Chloe: What's up?
Oliver: Nothing, actually. I, uh, I thought I'd stop by and see if anyone's hungry.
John Jones: I could use some dinner. Chloe?
Chloe: Uh, sure. You're buying, Mr. Queen.
John Jones: Don't look at me, I'm living off a policeman's salary.
Oliver: Ah, fine. Dessert's on you.
John Jones: On Mars, we never had dessert. But I have grown especially fond of cookies.
TV Show: Smallville
Victoria Hardwick: We could have been great together.
Lex Luthor: I plan on being great all by myself.
Lex Luthor: I plan on being great all by myself.
TV Show: Smallville