Game of Thrones Quotes

Robert Baratheon: Lord Eddard Stark, I would name you the Hand of the King.
Eddard Stark: [kneels] I’m not worthy of the honor.
Robert Baratheon: I’m not trying to honor you. I’m trying to get you to run my kingdom while I can eat, drink and whore my way to an early grave. Damn it Ned, stand up. You helped me win the Iron Throne, now help me keep the damned thing.

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Viserys Targaryen: When they write the history of my reign, sweet sister, they will say it began today.

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Jon Snow: You’re Tyrion Lannister? The Queen’s brother?
Tyrion Lannister: My greatest accomplishment. And you, you’re Ned Stark’s bastard, aren’t you? [Jon walks away] Did I offend you? Sorry. You are the bastard though.
Jon Snow: Lord Eddard Stark is my father.
Tyrion Lannister: And Lady Stark is not your mother, making you the bastard. Let me go you some advice, bastard; never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon Snow: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion Lannister: All dwarfs are bastards in their father’s eyes.

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Magister Illyrio: A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.

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[Bran has just caught Queen Cersei making out with her brother]
Cersei Lannister: He saw us!
Jaime Lannister: [to Bran] It’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright.
Cersei Lannister: “He saw us!”
Jaime Lannister: [to Cersei] I heard you’re the first time. [to Bran] Quite the little climber aren’t you? How old are you boy?
Bran Stark: Ten.
Jaime Lannister: Ten? [pause] The things I do for love. [pushes Bran out of the window]

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Ser Jorah Mormont: “The Dothraki have two things in abundance; grass and horses. People can’t live on grass.”

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Joffrey Baratheon: We ride for King’s Landing today.
Tyrion Lannister: Before you go you will call on Lord and lady Stark and offer your sympathies.
Joffrey Baratheon: “What good will my sympathies do them?
Tyrion Lannister: None, but it is expected of you. You’re absence is already been noted.
Joffrey Baratheon: The boy means nothing to me and I can’t stand the wailing of women.
Tyrion Lannister: [slaps Joffrey] One word and I hit you again.
Joffrey Baratheon: I’m telling mother!
Tyrion Lannister: [slaps Joffrey] Go, tell her! But first you will get to Lord and Lady Stark. And you will fall on your knees in front of them and tell them how very sorry you are, that you are at their service and that all your prayers are with them. Do you understand?
Joffrey Baratheon: You can’t-
Tyrion Lannister: [slaps Joffrey] Do you understand?

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Jon Snow: [after giving Arya her sword] First lesson; stick them with the pointy end.

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Jon Snow: All the best swords have names you know.
Arya Stark: Sansa can keep her sow needles. I’ve got a Needle of my own.

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Eddard Stark: Daenerys Targaryen has wed some Dothraki horse lord, what of it? Should we send her a wedding gift?
Robert Baratheon: A knife perhaps. A good sharp one and a bold man to wield it.

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Robert Baratheon: We already own Lord Tywin 3 million gold. What’s another 80,000?
Eddard Stark: Are you telling me the crown is 3 million in debt?
Robert Baratheon: “I’m telling you the crown is 6 million in debt.
Eddard Stark: How could you let this happen?!
Petyr Baelish: The Master of Coin finds the money, the King and the Hand spend it.
Robert Baratheon: I will not believe Jon Arryn allowed Robert to bankrupt the Realm.
Grand Master Pycelle: Lord Arryn gave wise and prudent advice. But I fear His Grace doesn’t always listen.

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Arya Stark: [stabbing her plate with a knife] I’m practicing.
Sansa Stark: Practicing for what?
Arya Stark: The Prince.
Septa: Arya, stop!
Arya Stark: He’s a liar and a coward. And he killed my friend!
Sansa Stark: The Hound killed your friend!
Arya Stark: The Hound does whatever the Prince tells him to do!
Sansa Stark: You’re an idiot.
Arya Stark: You’re a liar and if you told the truth Micah would be alive!

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Tyrion Lannister: With the right saddle even a cripple can ride.
Bran Stark: I’m not a cripple.
Tyrion Lannister: Then I’m not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it.

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Robb Stark: Is this some kind of trick? Why do you want to help him?
Tyrion Lannister: I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things.

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Jon Snow: You can’t fight. You can’t see. You’re afraid of heights and everything. What are you doing here Sam?
Samwell Tarly: On the morning of my eighteenth nameday, my father came to me. You’re almost a man now, he said, but you’re not worthy of my land and title. Tomorrow you’re going to take the black, forsake all claims to your inheritance and start north. If you do not, he said, then we will have a hunt and somewhere in these woods, your horse will stumble and you’ll be thrown from your saddle to die. Or so I will tell your mother. Nothing would please me more.

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Daenerys Targaryen: I am a Khaleesi of the Dothraki! I am the wife of the great Khal and I carry his son inside me. The next time you raise a hand to me, will be the last time you have hands!

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