Saved by the Bell Quotes
Zack: Kelly.
Kelly: Hi Zack.
Zack: So Kel, big dance friday night, huh?
Kelly: I haven't asked anyone yet Zack.
Zack: Really, well I just want to know that I'm keeping my calendar clear, you know what I mean?
Kelly: I know what you mean, you want me to ask you?
Zack: You could do worse.
Slater: You could do better.... a lot better.
Kelly: Hi Zack.
Zack: So Kel, big dance friday night, huh?
Kelly: I haven't asked anyone yet Zack.
Zack: Really, well I just want to know that I'm keeping my calendar clear, you know what I mean?
Kelly: I know what you mean, you want me to ask you?
Zack: You could do worse.
Slater: You could do better.... a lot better.
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Zack: Mr. Belding... quick, you gotta help me. My life is being threatened by one of your students!
Mr. Belding: Just one? You're losing your touch. Zack, calm down. Just tell me who's threatening you.
Zack: Kelly "The Killer" Kapowski.
Mr. Belding: Kelly Kapowski?
Zack: Yes.
Mr. Belding: Excuse me for a minute.
[turns head to laugh]
Mr. Belding: [still snickering] What's she gonna do? Spike you to death with a volleyball?
Mr. Belding: Just one? You're losing your touch. Zack, calm down. Just tell me who's threatening you.
Zack: Kelly "The Killer" Kapowski.
Mr. Belding: Kelly Kapowski?
Zack: Yes.
Mr. Belding: Excuse me for a minute.
[turns head to laugh]
Mr. Belding: [still snickering] What's she gonna do? Spike you to death with a volleyball?
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Slater: (on realising Zack is Bambi) Preppy, is that you? NIIIICEEE legs.
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Screech: No, actually, you've helped me. You've made me realize that there are a million fish in the sea and I'm just a worm to attract them.
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Zack: What's she doing here?
Lisa: I went over to Jessie's and said, Jessie, I need to borrow your color wheel. Jessie said, Why? I said, Zack needs it. She said, Why? And so I told her and she said ...
Jessie: Why, I wouldn't miss this for the world.
Lisa: I went over to Jessie's and said, Jessie, I need to borrow your color wheel. Jessie said, Why? I said, Zack needs it. She said, Why? And so I told her and she said ...
Jessie: Why, I wouldn't miss this for the world.
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Slater: What's happening here, Screech? Nobody wants me around anymore.
Screech: Can you blame them, Brillo head?
Screech: Can you blame them, Brillo head?
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Screech: Hey, Zack, Slater isn't that great. You could do that too if you had muscles.
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Slater: Did they really say that (call him a "chauvinistic, musclebound meathead")?
Screech: Hey, would I have the guts to make it up?
Screech: Hey, would I have the guts to make it up?
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Mr. Crane: Everyone tell me your names...
Screech: I'm Screech.
Slater: I'm Slater.
Kelly: (dreamily) I'm yours.
Zack: I'm bummed!
Screech: I'm Screech.
Slater: I'm Slater.
Kelly: (dreamily) I'm yours.
Zack: I'm bummed!
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Mr. Crane (as Romeo): With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls. For stony limits cannot hold love out. And what love can do, that dares love attempt.
Kelly (as Juliet): If my kinsmen see thee, they will murder thee.
Slater: Go kinsmen!
Kelly (as Juliet): If my kinsmen see thee, they will murder thee.
Slater: Go kinsmen!
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Zack: Oh to be that straw sitting in my lady's cup! Gladly would I be made of plastic and risk drowning in a sea of cola to touch fair Kelly's lips.
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Mr. Belding: It's a little early for the tiger suit, isn't it?
Screech: Uh...there were mice in the building, Mr. Belding!
Screech: Uh...there were mice in the building, Mr. Belding!
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Zack: (about literally turning Kelly's face red) Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. You know when we're in college we're going to laugh about this.
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Zack: Yeah, I'm gonna be famous alright. Student Attacked by Blotchy Maroon Mob, film at eleven.
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Charlie "Crater Face" Coburn: Alright, now what about my ten bucks?
Zack: Oh yeah, here you go.
Charlie "Crater Face" Coburn: Hey, wait a minute, Jason Bateman's not on a ten-dollar bill!
Zack: Oh, you noticed.
Zack: Oh yeah, here you go.
Charlie "Crater Face" Coburn: Hey, wait a minute, Jason Bateman's not on a ten-dollar bill!
Zack: Oh, you noticed.
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Zack: Did you wash your face today?
Screech: Why would I do that during the week?
Screech: Why would I do that during the week?
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Screech: Zack, quick, you've got to help me. My worst nightmare has come true!
Zack: You found out ALF was a puppet?
Screech: He is?!
Zack: You found out ALF was a puppet?
Screech: He is?!
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Mr. Bennett: This is Chemistry class, not Love Connection. If you don't finish your experiment, I'll have to experiment with your grades.
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Kelly: I'm kinda thinking about being a housewife, or an actress. Do you think I'll be a good actress Zack?
Zack: Well fantastic! Every night you star in my dreams!
Zack: Well fantastic! Every night you star in my dreams!
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Screech: Will you go to the prom with me?
Lisa: Yeah, I'll go.
Screech: YOU WILL??
Lisa: I'll go with you when worms have ears!
Screech: You're weakening.
Lisa: Yeah, I'll go.
Screech: YOU WILL??
Lisa: I'll go with you when worms have ears!
Screech: You're weakening.
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Needik: Where's Slater?
Screech: I killed him! I wanted first crack at you!
Screech: I killed him! I wanted first crack at you!
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Slater: Screech, what are you doing?
Screech: Cruising for chicks.
Slater: In the boys' locker room?
Screech: Cruising for chicks.
Slater: In the boys' locker room?
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Screech: (to Needik) Your mom's ugly, your dad's ugly and your dog's ugly!
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Zack: I like school. It's a good way to kill time between weekends. It gives me five days to plan my Saturday night.
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Mr. Belding: Screech you can't elope!
Screech: Who are you calling cantaloupe you melon head?
Screech: Who are you calling cantaloupe you melon head?
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