Roseanne Quotes

(camera pans over to Dan's chair; it is now empty)

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(background fades to black as Roseanne looks around. Dan's voice can be heard calling her name in the distance. Soon, we see Roseanne in a blue sweatshirt, sitting in the basement at the writer's desk the children got her back in Season 2.)

TV Show: Roseanne
(as Roseanne gets up and exits the basement, we hear snippets of the kids presenting her with the gifts)
DJ: Happy birthday, Mom. Here, pencils.
Darlene: Yeah, and I got you some notepads.
Becky: And I got you a dictionary and a thesaurus.
Dan: You know, Stephen King got started this way.

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If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Than the greatest wall in China
Or that rabbit with a drum
If there's one thing that I've learned
While waiting for my turn
It's that in each life, some rain falls
But you also get some sun
We'll make out better than okay
Hear what I say
Yeah, any day.

TV Show: Roseanne