Jekyll Quotes

[first lines]
Man: Ha, ha, ha! You're looking sweet, mama!

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Dr. Jekyll: I have no soul. I'm beyond the pale. I'm one of the living dead!

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Dr. Lanyon: Perhaps you're forgetting, you're engaged to Muriel.
Dr. Jekyll: Forgotten it? Can a man dying of thirst forget water? And do you know what would happen to that thirst if it were to be denied water?
Dr. Lanyon: If I understand you correctly, you sound almost indecent.
Dr. Jekyll: What names you give things!

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Dr. Richard Jacks: Who would've thought that if another woman came between me and Sarah, that it would be me.

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Helen Hyde: Are you just gonna stand there and stare at me or are you gonna hand me that towel?
Pete Walston: I'm gonna stand here and stare at you.

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[To Dr Jekyll who thinks he's Mr Hyde]
Sir Danvers Carew: Enough of this! You're insane!

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[Katherine meets Hyde for the first time]
Hyde: Ooh nice, but it's not your usual perfume - there's one underneath. Special scent for today then. For him? For me?

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[Katherine plays Tom's message on the recorder for Hyde]
Hyde: It's raining, it's pouring, Jackman is boring.

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Hyde: [talking to a barmaid about choosing a name] Billy. What do you think? Could I be a Billy?

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Barman: You were in here before, weren't you?
Hyde: Yes.
Barman: [mocking] Yeah, well I'm surprised you can remember it.
Hyde: My liver applied for a transplant. This time, let's not give it the chance.

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Katherine: Good morning. [Puts a glass of whiskey on the table.]
Tom: I don't drink whiskey.
Katherine: I know... I didn't know who to expect.
[Later; Jackman takes up a cd]
Tom: [reading aloud] "The Lion King and other Disney Favourites".
Katherine: [takes the cd] Oh, that's his, I should put it away...
Tom: He has Disney favourites?
Katherine: He likes the songs.
Tom: My dark side loves Mary Poppins, no wonder I was bullied in school...
Katherine: Dr Jackman, didn't you say he was like a child?

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Tom: You don't do crosswords.
Peter: How do you know?
Tom: They're for fun.
Peter: [sarcastically] Good Lord, really?

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Peter: I'm fairly certain you used to have some sort of ego...
Tom: I did. It got so big it left me.
Peter: Actually that's quite funny.
Tom: Oh, you've no idea.

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Hyde: First fag of the day, always hits the spot!
Billie: You stay away from me... I'll hurt you!
Hyde: Yeah, ya think? [burns cigarette into his own hand] Don't worry: I have a good doctor. [checks the burn] It'll hurt more tomorrow, which works for me!

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Hyde: The night is young, there's a beautiful girl, and somebody's going to die. That's you, by the way.

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Hyde: Trust me, the neck's good: quick for you, easy for me, everybody's happy.

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Hyde: I don't get a lot of pleasure out of killing children... [seemingly breaks a boy's neck] ...but I get enough.

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Hyde: Let's play lioooonns!

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Tom: [After changing from Hyde] Just once, seriously - just bloody once, could you tell me where you parked?

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[Hyde's having sex with a girl in a pub's back room. He has no name yet]
Barman: Mr. Hyde... [Knocks on the door. Nothing]
Barman: Mr. Hyde... [Knocks again. Nothing]
Barman: Mr. Hyde, I saw you go in there [Hyde opens the door with half his clothes off]
Hyde: Who the fuck is Mr. Hyde?!?!
Barman: [surprised] You.
Hyde: Says who?!

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[Hyde is interrupted whilst having sex]
Benjamin: I hope I didn't catch you in the middle of someone.

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[Hyde stares at Katharine's breast]
Hyde: If Jackman gets a hard-on, I'm it.
Katherine: That's interesting because I've always thought of you like a bit of a hard-on.
Hyde: Oh?
Katherine: Usually disappointing.

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Hyde: Is he doing you?
Katherine: No.
Hyde: Can I?
Katherine: NO!
Hyde[gets annoyed]: Then what are you here for?!
Katherine: I'm your new nanny.
Hyde[agitated, as a kid]: Oooh, Mary Poppins! I love Mary Poppins, I could EAT Mary Poppins!

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Hyde: Here's the deal... here's your job. As long as the lights and the cameras are on, you're safe. Lights out- you're dinner. What do you think?
Katherine: You must have quite an appetite...

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Katherine: Have you been drinking? Don't tell me you took the car
Tom: 'He' drank, 'He' took the car. why am 'I' getting the look?
Katherine: How was your driving?
Tom: Expressive.

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[Jackman allows Hyde to take over to beat Christopher Browning]
Christopher Browning: What is this?
Hyde: BAD NEWS!
[Later, in a hospital, Hyde walks in carrying a sack containing Browning's beaten remains]
Nurse: What's that?
Hyde: Entirely up to you of course, but I'd say... [He drops the sack, which groans] ...the front of the queue!

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Hyde: [after locking Katherine in the house] Oh Katherine, alone at last.
Katherine: Mr. Hyde, you don't play these games - not with me. You've always had more sense.
Hyde: Know what I've got now? You.
[Katherine searches for the fuse]
Hyde: I've also got the main fuse.
[Katherine searches for her keys]
Hyde: Yep, took your keys.
[Katherine searches for Hyde's keys]
Hyde: Took my keys too.
Katherine: You won't hurt me.
Hyde: I'll eat you!

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Katherine: [talking about Tom] I know how he thinks.
Hyde: I am how he thinks!
Katherine: Then you have a problem, because he likes me.
Hyde: Bet your life?

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Hyde: She's running, she's crying, she turned off the lights and she's dying!

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[At the zoo, Peter Syme takes one bite of his sandwich and throws the rest in the bin.]
Peter Syme: The meat wasn't fresh. Now there's really no excuse for that in a zoo, is there?

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