Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Quotes

Repellator: I've come to destroy the Power Rangers! Why are you running away? Come back and fight! Oh, I feel great!
Bulk: Oh, we're not the Power Rangers!
Skull: Yeah, don't hurt us! We are not the Power Rangers!

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Lord Zedd: Ah, look. Sheer terror and desperation. I love it! Haha, this is better than big-time space wrestling! A monster on Earth, and not a Ranger in sight!

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Kimberly: Back to action!
[She sneezes.]

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Bulk: Skull, do me a favor.
Skull: What's that?
Bulk: If I ever come up with another plan that has anything to do with the Power Rangers... staple my mouth shut.

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Rita: How long have we been married, anyway?
Lord Zedd: My unhappiness is so complete, it feels like a mere matter of moments. Does it feel that way to you, my little sour apple?
Rita: Seems more like a century.

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[During a volleyball game, Billy accidentally causes Bulk to get hit with the ball.]
Bulk: Way to go, geekoid!
Skull: Yeah! Even I coulda done that.
Ernie: Come on, guys, give him a break.
Bulk, Skull: Shut up!

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Rita: Rito Revolto?! What are you doing here?!
Lord Zedd: You know this klutz?
Rita: Know him? He's my brother!

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[Rito is leading an army of monsters.]
Rito: We are the force that will destroy the Power Rangers! Everyone, spread out and hide!
[The monsters begin to take hiding places.]
Rito: Hey, where are you guys goin'? You guys are taking all the good spots! Come on!
Fighting Flea: You're the decoy, remember? We're the only ones that're supposed to hide!
Rito: Oh yeah, what was I thinking? I'm the decoy, I'm the decoy!
Fighting Flea: Sheesh, what a doofus.

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Lord Zedd, Rita: By the power and force of lightning, make our monster grow!

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Rito: You guys are finished! Uhh... as soon as my pals get here.
Tommy: Looks to me like Zedd left you hanging.
Rito: Oh yeah? Well, I guess I'll have to take ya down myself!

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Rito: I love it when a plan comes together!

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Alpha 5: Aye, yai, yai, yai, yai! The controls are going crazy! I'm afraid to push to Power Accellerator any harder!
Zordon: Rangers, the Power Accellerator is becoming increasingly unstable.
Alpha 5: Aye, yai, yai--oh! Oh no!
[The control console begins sparking.]
Zordon: The flux of power could ultimately strip you of your Ranger powers.
Tommy[in the TigerZord]: That's a risk we'll just have to take!
Alpha 5: Let's see here...
[The console sparks violently.]
Alpha 5: Oh no! It's out of control! Zordon!
Zordon: Alpha, you must find a way to stablize the Accellerator.
Alpha 5: I'm trying, but nothing's working! The Zords are gonna blow up!
[The console explodes.]
Alpha 5: Aye, yai, yai! Oh, what are we going to do now?!

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Rito: Hey, Rita! Whaddya think of your baby brother now?

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Tommy: Looks like we lost more than our Zords... we've lost our powers. Completely.

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Lord Zedd: My comrades, we have executed the ultimate plan. By destroying their Zords, we have once and for all taken the power out of the Power Rangers!
Rita: Rito, my brother! I'm so proud of you!
Rito: Yeah, I'm proud of me, too.
Goldar: With four monsters helping me, I could defeat them, too!
Rita[flatly]: Sure, you could.
Lord Zedd: Silence! Now that those meddlesome Rangers are finally out of our way, there is nothing Zordon can do to stop us from conquering the world!

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Adam: Where did our powers come from in the first place?
Zordon: Legend has it that there is a lost temple hidden beneath the Desert of Dispair. The keeper of the temple is named Ninjor. He forged the original Power Coins to be used by those battling the evil forces of the universe, but this may only be a myth.

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Zordon: Good luck, Rangers. Return to us safely.
Alpha 5: Everyone, please be careful!
[The Rangers are teleported to the Desert of Dispair.]
Alpha 5: Oh, Zordon, I hope we did the right thing.
Zordon: Try not to worry, Alpha. If the temple does exist, the Rangers are the only ones who can find it.

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Bulk: Excuse me, sir. Can you tell us where the registration office is?
Officer: You boys looking to enroll in the Junior Police Patrol?
Bulk: Yeah! You're looking at two of Angel Grove's finest future detectives.
Skull: We wanna wear uniforms so we can impress the girls.
[Bulk's face drops.]
Officer: You better have a better reason than that.
Bulk: That wasn't meant to sound the way it sounded. We wanna protect the girls!
Officer: That's better.

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Skull: Changed my mind, Bulky, I'm not the physical type. "No muscle and proud of it," that's me!
[Bulk grabs him.]
Bulk: You will do it! And you will like it!

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Ninjor: Behold the power, grace, and beauty of your new Ninja Zords. These Zords are driven by the force of the Ninja, and infused with the power of light and strength. They are far superior to your Zords of the past. Where before your power came from the brute strength of the Dinosaurs, now it comes from the swift, intelligent, cunning of the Ninja. This is more than a restoration of your Ranger powers, your new Power Coins have much more advanced powers. However, as before, it is important that you work together as a team. To that end, all the Zords have the ability to unite as one, to form the Ninja MegaFalconZord!
Tommy: They're amazing.
Ninjor: They will serve you well in your quest to defeat the evils that jeopardize your world. You are truly a remarkable group of young people worthy of the Ninja Power.

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[Concerning the eggs Rito brought with him.]
Rita: Come on, Rito, what's the deal? Tell me what they are.
Rito: Well, like I said before, I wanted to bring a special wedding present for you and Ed here.
Lord Zedd, Rita, Goldar: ZEDD!
Rito: Yeah, whatever. So I thought---
Goldar: Gee, I thought I smelled something burning.
Lord Zedd: Oh, would you be quiet?! Continue, Rito.
Rito: Yeah! So, uh... what was I saying?
[Rita and Goldar groan.]
Rito: Oh yeah! The eggs!
[Zedd groans.]
Rito: Now what was in them?
Rita: Oh, you...
Rito: Just can't remember---doh!
[Rita grabs him by the neck.]
Rita: You've got ten seconds to tell me what's in those eggs! One, two---
Goldar: Ten!
Rito: "Ten?" Ten, that's it! Tengas! That's what's in those eggs!
Lord Zedd: Tengas?
Rito: Yep! For you and my favorite sister!
Rita: Tenga Warriors?! You brought me Tenga Warriors?!
Rito: Sure did.
Rita: I could kiss you... if you weren't so ugly. The Tenga Warriors are absolutely the most ferocious creatures this side of the universe!
Lord Zedd: My very own army of Tenga Warriors... without the Power Rangers to stand in my way, imagine the possibilities!

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Rito: Y'know, picking out a present for you has never been easy. Remember when Mom and Dad got you that little fire-breathing dragon, but you really wanted that cute little planet, so you used the dragon to burn the house down?

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Rita: Hey! What's with that egg? It didn't hatch!
Goldar: It must be a dud.
Rito: No, there's something very important about that egg. I just forgot what it is.

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[The Rangers have found Ninjor resting within a jar.]
Kimberly: That little twerp is the great Ninjor?
Ninjor: What a rude little girl you are.

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Ninjor: Now, what do you want? Make it quick. You have five seconds.
Tommy: Our leader Zordon sent us on a quest for new powers and Zords. Lord Zedd destroyed our old ones.
Ninjor: Time's up. That's a lovely story. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Rocky: But, wait, we're the Power Rangers!
Ninjor: Which means... what?
Adam: Will you just listen? The world's in incredible danger!
Ninjor[sing-song]: Not my problem! Go away please.
Aisha: Come on guys, it's obvious this guy doesn't have a clue about kindness or decency.
Adam: I guess the legend of Ninjor really is a myth.
Kimberly: I can't believe he's the one who created the Power Coins... what are we gonna do? The world's gonna be destroyed and we can't stop it because we don't have any powers.
Tommy: But we do. We still have the power within ourselves - the knowledge of what's right and true. Lord Zedd can never destroy that.
Billy: You're right, Tommy. We'll just have to do whatever we can. Come on.
[They begin to leave.]
Ninjor[groans]: Oh, boy... wait a minute! Your hearts speak with truth. You have convinced me that you do not seek this power out of greed. If the power of Ninjor lives within your souls, we really got something here!

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Ninjor: Older than time itself, Man has always known the calling. Light of the light, strength of the soul, ignite this eternal power inside of me. I am Ninja! I am pure of heart, body, mind, and spirit. Join with me now as I become one with the Power of Ninja!

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Ninjor: You have proven yourselves worthy to possess the Power of Ninja. This is a great responsibility. Use your powers wisely. The road you face will not be easy. The fight between good and evil never is. But Zordon chose well when he selected you, I could not have done better myself.

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Tommy, Adam, Kimberly, Billy, Aisha, Rocky: It's Morphin' Time!
Tommy: White Ranger Power!
Adam: Black Ranger Power!
Kimberly: Pink Ranger Power!
Billy: Blue Ranger Power!
Aisha: Yellow Ranger Power!
Rocky: Red Ranger Power!

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Rito: He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day!

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Lord Zedd: This is incredible! Of all the insufferable, wretched, dispicable, unbelievably stupid maneuvers! You said you could do it. Rita said you could do it! Rito Revolto, weren't you going to put an end to the Power Rangers?!

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