Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Quotes
Lord Zedd: Ah, Halloween. Little children dressed as hideous creatures, demanding treats from perfect strangers. Finally, a holiday I can sink my teeth into!
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Baboo: Do we get to dress up? I always wanted to be Little Bo Peep!
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[Tommy has been ambushed be a trio of monsters.]
Tommy: I thought we turned you into squash, Pumpkin Rapper!
Pumpkin Rapper[rapping]: Maybe ya did / But it's time to get sad / 'Cause of Lord Zedd's power / We're back and we're bad!
Tommy: I thought we turned you into squash, Pumpkin Rapper!
Pumpkin Rapper[rapping]: Maybe ya did / But it's time to get sad / 'Cause of Lord Zedd's power / We're back and we're bad!
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Beam Caster: I'm takin' over the airwaves, and your brainwaves!
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Beam Caster: [making a quick retreat] Now it's time for me to take a commercial break!
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Beam Caster: And now the weather; Bright and sunny days for Lord Zedd, dark and cloudy days for the robotic Rangers.
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(Bulk and Skull hide from 2 female bullies behind the counter of Ernie's juice bar)
Ernie: Hey! You guys can't be back here.
Bulk: Please, Ernie. Just until they go away.
Ernie: Hey! You guys can't be back here.
Bulk: Please, Ernie. Just until they go away.
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Zordon: Due to the combined strength of Goldar and Scorpina, Thunder MegaZord and White TigerZord power may not be enough. I have instructed Alpha to boost the power output of the Thunder UltraZord. Call on it if you find it necessary.
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Scorpina: He who fights and runs away...
Goldar: ...Lives to fight another day!
Goldar: ...Lives to fight another day!
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Lord Zedd: When is a Ranger not a Ranger? When his image is scattered to bits. And a Ranger is in danger when his memory is on the... on the...
Squatt: ...On the fritz?
Lord Zedd: I would've gotten it!
Squatt: Yeah, in a couple of million years, maybe.
Squatt: ...On the fritz?
Lord Zedd: I would've gotten it!
Squatt: Yeah, in a couple of million years, maybe.
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Lord Zedd: So, Rocky likes to have fun. I'll fix it so that's all he wants to have!
Goldar: But why?
Lord Zedd: "Why?" Fool! Because while that pachinko-playing Power Pest is having fun, the Rangers will be at less than full strength, allowing me to destroy them! Then Angel Grove, and then the entire world will be my toy.
Goldar: But why?
Lord Zedd: "Why?" Fool! Because while that pachinko-playing Power Pest is having fun, the Rangers will be at less than full strength, allowing me to destroy them! Then Angel Grove, and then the entire world will be my toy.
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Skull: Bulk, I'm still not sure I wanna be a fireman. I think my calling is in politics.
Bulk: You nitwit. Alright, I'm gonna explain this one last time. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Where there's fire, there's trouble. Where there's trouble, there's the Power Rangers! Y'get it?
Skull: ...I'm sure I will someday.
Bulk: You nitwit. Alright, I'm gonna explain this one last time. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Where there's fire, there's trouble. Where there's trouble, there's the Power Rangers! Y'get it?
Skull: ...I'm sure I will someday.
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Lord Zedd: Yes, the tide is about to turn!
Goldar: Uh... what tide?
Lord Zedd: It was a metaphor, you nimrod! For my scheme.
Goldar: Uh... what tide?
Lord Zedd: It was a metaphor, you nimrod! For my scheme.
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Lord Zedd: Where'd those other Rangers come from? They're making chowder out of my monsters!
Goldar: I...I do not know, your Evilness.
Lord Zedd: Now why doesn't that surprise me, you nincompoop? Ugh... I need something I can turn into a new monster
[Sees Bulk and Skull with an inner tube]
Lord Zedd: Aha! That big inner tube will be my next monster.
Baboo: A totally tubular idea!
Goldar: From that you're making a monster?
Lord Zedd: That's right, Einstein! I'm tired of fish. I need a monster with more brawn and backbone. Arise! Now to make my tube monster big enough to terrorize the entire city!
Tube Monster: Tube Monster awakens! Tube Monster destroys!
Goldar: I...I do not know, your Evilness.
Lord Zedd: Now why doesn't that surprise me, you nincompoop? Ugh... I need something I can turn into a new monster
[Sees Bulk and Skull with an inner tube]
Lord Zedd: Aha! That big inner tube will be my next monster.
Baboo: A totally tubular idea!
Goldar: From that you're making a monster?
Lord Zedd: That's right, Einstein! I'm tired of fish. I need a monster with more brawn and backbone. Arise! Now to make my tube monster big enough to terrorize the entire city!
Tube Monster: Tube Monster awakens! Tube Monster destroys!
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Lord Zedd: Blast, you bumbling bean-brains! If I never see another fish in my life, it'll be too soon. Oh well, what's for lunch, you ninnies?
Goldar: Large, uh... lake trout almandine.
Lord Zedd: You incredible twit! You ordered me fish?! Oh, what's the use? I'm surrounded by ninnies! Power Rangers, you'll pay for this someday!
Goldar: Large, uh... lake trout almandine.
Lord Zedd: You incredible twit! You ordered me fish?! Oh, what's the use? I'm surrounded by ninnies! Power Rangers, you'll pay for this someday!
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Tommy: If you're like me, you can't be evil.
Tommy Clone: Let's face it - we all have our dark sides.
Tommy: My dark side's faded with the Green Ranger's powers.
Tommy Clone: I am the Green Ranger! Only I'm more powerful than you, White Ranger.
Tommy Clone: Let's face it - we all have our dark sides.
Tommy: My dark side's faded with the Green Ranger's powers.
Tommy Clone: I am the Green Ranger! Only I'm more powerful than you, White Ranger.
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Lord Zedd: May rivers run red, the sun die to embers. A spell I shall cast, if my lines I remem---
[Rita interrupts.]
[Rita interrupts.]
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Goldar: What's that you usually yell about now? Something about "Morphin' Time," isn't it?
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Rita: ZEDD!
Lord Zedd[growls]: Blasted woman... that voice of hers could peel paint!
Lord Zedd[growls]: Blasted woman... that voice of hers could peel paint!
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Tommy: [after his badly-crafted vase gets turned into Vase Face] Aww man. I should've done a painting instead.
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Kimberly: Maybe you caught my flu.
Repellator: Ridiculous! I am Repellator, impervious to your silly human sickne---
[He sneezes.]
Repellator: Ridiculous! I am Repellator, impervious to your silly human sickne---
[He sneezes.]
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Finster: Say "Ahh."
Repellator: Uhhh.
Finster: Again.
Repellator: Uhh.
Finster: And keep your eyes open - all three of them. Alright now, uh, cough for me.
[Repellator coughs pathetically.]
Finster: Eww, don't you ever brush?
Repellator: Monsters aren't supposed to.
Finster: It's just as I thought, you've caught a nasty Earth virus.
Repellator: What should I do?
Finster: Well, you'll have to stay in bed for seven to ten nights, and drink plenty of fluids.
Repellator: I can't! Rita and Lord Zedd are already mad at me. I have to go conquer the Power Rangers! Isn't there a pill I could take?
Finster: I suppose I could give you something to make you feel a bit better, yes. But you will never get well if you don't stay in bed.
Repellator: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. As soon as this job is over.
[Finster pulls out a huge needle.]
Repellator: Hey, wait a minute! Whaddya think you're doing with that thing?!
Finster: You're not afraid of a little needle, now are you?
Repellator: W-w-well, no, but, but isn't there another way?
Finster: Well... let me think. Actually, I suppose you could take these instead.
[Finster turns to a jar labelled "Finster's Tummy Tabs."]
Repellator: Yes! Yeah! I'll take the pills!
Finster: Take two now and two before you go to bed. I'd better warn you, they don't taste very good. Open wide!
Repellator: Uhhh.
Finster: Again.
Repellator: Uhh.
Finster: And keep your eyes open - all three of them. Alright now, uh, cough for me.
[Repellator coughs pathetically.]
Finster: Eww, don't you ever brush?
Repellator: Monsters aren't supposed to.
Finster: It's just as I thought, you've caught a nasty Earth virus.
Repellator: What should I do?
Finster: Well, you'll have to stay in bed for seven to ten nights, and drink plenty of fluids.
Repellator: I can't! Rita and Lord Zedd are already mad at me. I have to go conquer the Power Rangers! Isn't there a pill I could take?
Finster: I suppose I could give you something to make you feel a bit better, yes. But you will never get well if you don't stay in bed.
Repellator: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. As soon as this job is over.
[Finster pulls out a huge needle.]
Repellator: Hey, wait a minute! Whaddya think you're doing with that thing?!
Finster: You're not afraid of a little needle, now are you?
Repellator: W-w-well, no, but, but isn't there another way?
Finster: Well... let me think. Actually, I suppose you could take these instead.
[Finster turns to a jar labelled "Finster's Tummy Tabs."]
Repellator: Yes! Yeah! I'll take the pills!
Finster: Take two now and two before you go to bed. I'd better warn you, they don't taste very good. Open wide!
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[Bulk and Skull are trying (and failing) to impress some girls.]
Girl #1: You're the Power Rangers?
Skull: In the living spandex!
Girl #2: Wait a minute, where are the other Power Rangers?
Bulk: They're off--
[His helmet slams shut on him.]
Bulk: They're off polishing their Zords!
Skull: Which just fought a giant, huge creature-thing!
Girl #1: Uh-huh. Come on, let's get out of here.
Bulk: No, wait! Don't you wanna see us, y'know, ridin' our Zords?
Skull: Yeah! We really are the Power Rangers!
Girl #1: You're the Power Rangers?
Skull: In the living spandex!
Girl #2: Wait a minute, where are the other Power Rangers?
Bulk: They're off--
[His helmet slams shut on him.]
Bulk: They're off polishing their Zords!
Skull: Which just fought a giant, huge creature-thing!
Girl #1: Uh-huh. Come on, let's get out of here.
Bulk: No, wait! Don't you wanna see us, y'know, ridin' our Zords?
Skull: Yeah! We really are the Power Rangers!
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