Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Quote

[Concerning the eggs Rito brought with him.]
Rita: Come on, Rito, what's the deal? Tell me what they are.
Rito: Well, like I said before, I wanted to bring a special wedding present for you and Ed here.
Lord Zedd, Rita, Goldar: ZEDD!
Rito: Yeah, whatever. So I thought---
Goldar: Gee, I thought I smelled something burning.
Lord Zedd: Oh, would you be quiet?! Continue, Rito.
Rito: Yeah! So, uh... what was I saying?
[Rita and Goldar groan.]
Rito: Oh yeah! The eggs!
[Zedd groans.]
Rito: Now what was in them?
Rita: Oh, you...
Rito: Just can't remember---doh!
[Rita grabs him by the neck.]
Rita: You've got ten seconds to tell me what's in those eggs! One, two---
Goldar: Ten!
Rito: "Ten?" Ten, that's it! Tengas! That's what's in those eggs!
Lord Zedd: Tengas?
Rito: Yep! For you and my favorite sister!
Rita: Tenga Warriors?! You brought me Tenga Warriors?!
Rito: Sure did.
Rita: I could kiss you... if you weren't so ugly. The Tenga Warriors are absolutely the most ferocious creatures this side of the universe!
Lord Zedd: My very own army of Tenga Warriors... without the Power Rangers to stand in my way, imagine the possibilities!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

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