Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Quotes

[Rito has just returned to the Palace after another failure.]
Rita: What are you doing here? Oh, why do I even bother?
Lord Zedd: That's the exact same question I've been asking since he arrived!
[Rito makes angry mocking sounds at him.]
Rita: Well, I suppose it's a good time for Plan B.
Rito: Oh, good! A Plan B!
Lord Zedd: You won't be involved, numbskull!
[He shoves Rito away.]

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
[Katherine is missing.]
Tommy: What have you done with her?!
Rita: Nothing you need to worry about!
Goldar: Yeah!
Rita: After all, what would Kimmie think? You spending so much time worrying about another girl!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Katastrophe: The game isn't over yet. Next time, I won't pussyfoot around!
[She teleports away.]

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Goldar: Are you ready to surrender yet?
Tommy: You know me better than that, Goldar!
[Rito appears.]
Rito: I don't know you, will you surrender to me?

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Saba: White Ranger, I'm afraid I've failed you. I can see no way out of our present situation.
Tommy: Don't lose your faith yet, Saba.
Goldar: Not even Zordon himself could save you now!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Goldar: Why do you continue to fight, White Ranger? Be smart, join forces with us!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
[To Katastrophe.]
Lord Zedd: Now, it's time to go play Pounce the Power Rats!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Tommy: Alright, you walking furball! This is as far as you're gonna get!
Katastrophe: And I suppose you're gonna stop me? Angel Grove is just one giant scratching post to me, and I'm digging my claws in!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Ninjor: I cannot let you win, kitty. Good must prevail!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Ninjor: Oh yeah, we bad.

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
[after Zedd steals the Falconzord]
Tommy: Oh, man. I can't believe Lord Zedd has finally defeated the Power Rangers. Well, I'm not gonna let it happen. If it takes every last ounce of my strength, I will see to it that the Power Rangers are triumphant if it's the last thing I ever do!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
[everyone at Lord Zedd's palace celebrates their victory]
Zedd: We did it! We have everything we need to bring our Zords to life! The battle technology from the almighty Falconzord, and Ninjor's energy as its power source!
Ninjor: [inside the jar] Let me out of here, you fiend!
Zedd: This is the end of the Power Rangers! [laughs]
Ninjor: I won't cooperate with your maniacal scheme! Not me! Forget about it!
Zedd: Yes, you will! [shakes the jar wildly] Or I'll turn you into a cosmic milkshake! [stops shaking and taps the jar] Did you hear me?! A cosmic milkshake?!! [laughs hysterically, then calms down and hands the jar to Finster] Siphon off his energy, Finster, so we can power up our Zords. [to the jar] You be nice, little Ninjor. [pumps his fists in the air] Ah! Victory is FUN!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Zedd: [after being teleported to the Command Center] Greetings, my friends. Isn't anyone going to ask me how my trip was?
Zordon: Get on with it, Zedd! While you sit there, Kimberly's life is ebbing away.
[Zedd looks closely around himself]
Zedd: Hmm, not a bad place. A little tacky. When I take over, I'll have my darling wife redecorate it.
[the Rangers say nothing, and Zedd laughs]
Zedd: Oh, Alpha, [holds up his electrifying right hand] you can come out of hiding.
Alpha: [slowly pops out of his hiding place] I-I don't like you,... Ed...
Zedd: [in extreme fury like he was with Rito] IT'S ZEDD, YOU BLINKING BUCKET OF BOLTS!!! LORD ZEDD!!!!!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Lord Zedd: They broke my staff... they stole my Zords... this job used to be fun.

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Kat: (temporarily breaking free from Rita's mind control) I'm not an evil girl, I'm a good girl!
Rita: (wand-zapping Kat) You're evil as long as I say you are!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Bulk: Look at that guy. 5' 11", heavy accent, gray hair. Anyone interesting fit that description?
Skull[imitating Bill Clinton]: The President of the United States?
Bulk: Besides him.

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Lord Zedd: What is it this time Finser? A monster that blows itself up?!.

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Zedd: [after the spell on Katherine has been lifted] I don't believe she turned on us. Who'll be next?! [to Squatt and Baboo] You two?!
Rita: I wondered what happened to that spell, anyway. Finster, I want an answer, and I want it now!
Finster: In analyzing my data, I conclude that Katherine's attempt to save Kimberly was a totally selfless deed. The goodness of that act overpowered your evil spell and neutralized it completely.
Rita: [shrugs] Oh, well. Nothing lasts forever.

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Kimberly: The power's all yours now.

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Zordon: Someday, you will control the Pink Cranezord with grace and intellengence, but for now, you will pilot the White Shogunzord alongside Tommy.

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Kat: As long as I'm on the right team, that matters right?

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Lord Zedd: Merriment and togetherness make me ill. Every year for centuries, these nauseating Earthlings get together and celebrate the holidays. But this year, it's going to be different.
Rita: Aw, give me a break! You say that every year!
Lord Zedd: How would you know?! We've only been married for a year, though it seems like centuries.

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
[About Zedd's brain-washing toys.]
Rito: Y'know, Ed, this ain't such a bad idea. I kinda like this thing.
Lord Zedd: It's "Zedd," you mental marshmallow!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Lord Zedd: Alright, Santa, this year, you won't have to check your list because all the world's children will be naughty. And won't that be nice for me?

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Santa Claus: I know who you are, and you've been a very naughty boy this year!
Rito: Yeah, yeah, I'm heartbroken.

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Tommy: [spotting the other Rangers while exploring the Caves of Deception] Hey guys, what are you doing here?
Adam: Tommy, the battle's over. We lost. [hangs head]
Aisha: It's awful! Katherine's totally evil now!
Billy: Vile has agreed to spare us and our families, if we give him the Zeo Crystal.
Rocky: Tommy, you've got to join us! Surrender now!
Tommy: [gets into battle stance, when the Green Ranger comes into view] My friends would never surrender to Master Vile!
Green Ranger: You're right, Tommy! They'd join with him!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Kat Illusion: Don't!
Tommy: What?!
Kat Illusion: Leave it [the Zeo Crystal] alone, Ranger!
Tommy: I knew it, you're a fake!
Kat Illusion: Give it up, Tommy. You have far too much evil in you to approach the Zeo Crystal. The force field will destroy you!
Tommy: I'm not evil!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Master Vile: And now, everyone, party like there's no tommorow... because there's not!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Master Vile: [to the citizens of Angel Grove] I'm the new landlord in town, and all your leases are due!

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Master Vile: You always were an ungrateful, rotten, little brat!
Rita: You never understood me!
Master Vile: Whatever.

TV Show: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers