Laverne and Shirley Quotes
Laverne: You know that special feeling a guy gets for a girl?
Lenny: Yeah... I got that for you.
Lenny: Yeah... I got that for you.
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Lenny: What do you think?
Laverne: You spelled mustard wrong.
Lenny: Too many O's, huh?
Laverne: You spelled mustard wrong.
Lenny: Too many O's, huh?
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Carmine: Love is blind.
Shirley: Yes, but deaf, dumb, and unable to smell?
Shirley: Yes, but deaf, dumb, and unable to smell?
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Laverne: [Reciting the poem she wrote about Shirley, titled "My Friend"] My best friend is Shirley Feeney, the best in all the land. Whenever we're in trouble, we face it hand in hand. We laugh when we are happy, we cry when we are sad. We talk when we are lonely, just to know her makes me glad. If I had one wish in life, I know what it would be. I'd have Shirl as my best friend, for all eternity.
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Laverne: I'm a bald killer. I follow two dames into the dining car. One is a knockout - a long-legged beauty whose tall, senseless body makes me forget my miserable childhood. And with her... a friend. I follow the girls back to their compartment - if only the pretty one was there alone. But no such luck. The stump is in there with her.
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Laverne: The bald man may get me, but he ain't gonna get this! I know what to do!
[Walks purposefully into the bathroom, we hear the toilet flush.]
Laverne: Okay, now that's done. Now what am I going to do with this? [Pulls out film canister again]
[Walks purposefully into the bathroom, we hear the toilet flush.]
Laverne: Okay, now that's done. Now what am I going to do with this? [Pulls out film canister again]
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Laverne: Lord, I swear, I'll never do another bad thing if you just send me some help.
Squiggy: Hello!
Squiggy: Hello!
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Host (Jim Lange): Bachelor #3, would you please say hello to Monique?
Squiggy: Hello!
Squiggy: Hello!
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Monique: Bachelor #2, what kind of vegetable would you be?
Lenny: I would be a sauerkraut. It was my only toy as a child.
Lenny: I would be a sauerkraut. It was my only toy as a child.
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Monique: Bachelor #3, if you could invent a machine to make me fall in love with you, what would it be?
Squiggy: A lawnmower.
Squiggy: A lawnmower.
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Monique: What's the most romantic word you can think of?
Lenny: Lint.
Monique: Lint??
Lenny: Have you never been in love?
Lenny: Lint.
Monique: Lint??
Lenny: Have you never been in love?
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Host: Hang on to your enchiladas, because Andrew, you and your date are headed south of the border to the spicy city of... Acapulco!
Squiggy: Ahhhhh!
Lenny: We're going to France!!
Squiggy: Ahhhhh!
Lenny: We're going to France!!
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