Justice League Quotes
Wonder Woman: J'onn, I've got a situation.
Martian Manhunter: Watchtower sensors have picked up the earth tremors from your location. I knew you were on the scene and assumed you could handle it.
Wonder Woman: Well, I can't. I'm outnumbered, and I'm not feeling well.
Martian Manhunter: We're still shorthanded. I could spare Green Arrow, and... Mr. Terrific.
Wonder Woman: Bring who you want J'onn, but I need you!
Martian Manhunter: Watchtower sensors have picked up the earth tremors from your location. I knew you were on the scene and assumed you could handle it.
Wonder Woman: Well, I can't. I'm outnumbered, and I'm not feeling well.
Martian Manhunter: We're still shorthanded. I could spare Green Arrow, and... Mr. Terrific.
Wonder Woman: Bring who you want J'onn, but I need you!
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[After escaping from an ice barrier around him]
Green Arrow: And Black Canary said a buzz saw arrow was self indulgent.
Green Arrow: And Black Canary said a buzz saw arrow was self indulgent.
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Henchman: What're you doing in here?
[Green Arrow knocks him out]
Green Arrow: Well, for one thing, it's freezing outside.
[Green Arrow knocks him out]
Green Arrow: Well, for one thing, it's freezing outside.
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Killer Frost: [To J'onn] Let me go, freak! Or so help me, I'll give you frostbite in places you didn't even know you had places!
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[Wonder Woman reads fromThe Rime of the Ancient Marineras Prince Jon's body and ship are sent into the Sun.]
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And now all in my own countree
I stood on the firm land!
The Hermit stepped forth from the boat
And scarcely he could stand.
I stood on the firm land!
The Hermit stepped forth from the boat
And scarcely he could stand.
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"O shrieve me, shrieve me , holy man!"
The Hermit crossed his brow.
"Say quick," quoth he, "I bid thee say--
What manner of man art thou?"
The Hermit crossed his brow.
"Say quick," quoth he, "I bid thee say--
What manner of man art thou?"
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Forthwith this frame of mine was wrenched
With a woeful agony,
Which forced me to begin my tale;
And then it left me free.
With a woeful agony,
Which forced me to begin my tale;
And then it left me free.
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Since then, at an uncertain hour
That agony returns;
And till my ghastly tale is told,
This heart within me burns.
That agony returns;
And till my ghastly tale is told,
This heart within me burns.
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I pass, like night, from land to land;
I have strange power of speech;
That moment that his face I see,
I know the man that must hear me;
To him my tale I teach.
I have strange power of speech;
That moment that his face I see,
I know the man that must hear me;
To him my tale I teach.
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Orion: (to Batman) I can't believe you let that buffoon manipulate you. You'd never catch me at one of those museum openings. (Batman glares at him) It's not black tie, is it?
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Flash: Mirror Master!
Mirror Master: You’re quick as ever.
Flash: Yeah? Well, you’re... you’re not really all there!
Mirror Master: Oh, nice try. If you'd had another minute you’d probably think of a decent comeback.
Mirror Master: You’re quick as ever.
Flash: Yeah? Well, you’re... you’re not really all there!
Mirror Master: Oh, nice try. If you'd had another minute you’d probably think of a decent comeback.
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[Flash is tied to a giant rocket-powered boomerang]
Flash: : [To Captain Boomerang] I swear, when I get outta this, I'm gonna find you and hurl all over you!
Flash: : [To Captain Boomerang] I swear, when I get outta this, I'm gonna find you and hurl all over you!
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Orion: Flash?
Flash: Hey, guys.
Orion: You're tied to a very large boomerang.
Flash: Yeah...?
Flash: Hey, guys.
Orion: You're tied to a very large boomerang.
Flash: Yeah...?
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Huntress: Looks like we're in this together.
Black Canary: If you call me "girlfriend," I'm going to dropkick you into the next county.
Huntress: Don't get all sentimental on me.
Black Canary: If you call me "girlfriend," I'm going to dropkick you into the next county.
Huntress: Don't get all sentimental on me.
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[Vixen pulls the League communicator out of Shayera's ear, freeing her from Roulette's mind control]
Shayera: I don't think I want to know...
Vixen: We're in a cage match fighting to the death!
Shayera: Yeah, see!
Shayera: I don't think I want to know...
Vixen: We're in a cage match fighting to the death!
Shayera: Yeah, see!
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[Flash, Batman, and Orion enter a bar to confront the Trickster]
Batman: Where are the others?
Trickster: Those crabby hacks can go plug a hole for all I care. But I'm not about to rat 'em out!
Batman: Orion?
Orion: [grabs Trickster] Talk, while you still have a jaw!
Flash: Hey hey! Would you guys please take it down a notch? Let me handle this. [leads Trickster back to the bar and sits with him] James, you're off your meds, aren't you?
Trickster: Better off without 'em. Take 'em if I start feeling down.
Flash: You know that's not how the medicine works. You're not well!
Trickster: I'm fine. You wanna throw some darts?
Flash: No. Listen, James. You're wearing the suit again!
Trickster: I am? [examines his clothing] Well, whaddaya know?
Flash: Here's the deal, buddy. Tell me where those guys went, and I'll come see you in the hospital. We'll play darts...! The soft kind.
Trickster: Okay, they're gonna ambush you at the Flash Museum.
Flash: See? That's all we needed! [gets up to leave with Batman and Orion] Come on, we better get over there.
Orion: What about your enemy?
Flash: Oh, right! [Calls to Trickster] Dude, soon as you finish your drink, turn yourself in!
Trickster: [raising his mug] Got me again, Flash!
Batman: Where are the others?
Trickster: Those crabby hacks can go plug a hole for all I care. But I'm not about to rat 'em out!
Batman: Orion?
Orion: [grabs Trickster] Talk, while you still have a jaw!
Flash: Hey hey! Would you guys please take it down a notch? Let me handle this. [leads Trickster back to the bar and sits with him] James, you're off your meds, aren't you?
Trickster: Better off without 'em. Take 'em if I start feeling down.
Flash: You know that's not how the medicine works. You're not well!
Trickster: I'm fine. You wanna throw some darts?
Flash: No. Listen, James. You're wearing the suit again!
Trickster: I am? [examines his clothing] Well, whaddaya know?
Flash: Here's the deal, buddy. Tell me where those guys went, and I'll come see you in the hospital. We'll play darts...! The soft kind.
Trickster: Okay, they're gonna ambush you at the Flash Museum.
Flash: See? That's all we needed! [gets up to leave with Batman and Orion] Come on, we better get over there.
Orion: What about your enemy?
Flash: Oh, right! [Calls to Trickster] Dude, soon as you finish your drink, turn yourself in!
Trickster: [raising his mug] Got me again, Flash!
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Orion: (about Flash) Central City builds statues to this... fool. Who makes bad jokes, and concerns himself with pitiful men like the Trickster. I don't understand.
Batman: No... you don't.
Batman: No... you don't.
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Orion: Now I understand. You play the fool to hide a warrior's pain.
Flash: Dude. Bad guys went down, and no one got hurt. You know what I call that? A really good day.
Flash: Dude. Bad guys went down, and no one got hurt. You know what I call that? A really good day.
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Superman: Come on, Bruce. I know a burger place in Metropolis that has the best fries on the East Coast. And the milkshakes are so thick- (is possessed by Deadman)I NEED YOUR HELP!
Wonder Woman: That's pretty thick.
(Much later, after Deadman leaves Superman's body)
Superman: ...you have to eat them with a spoon! (looks around) What am I doing in Africa?
Wonder Woman: That's pretty thick.
(Much later, after Deadman leaves Superman's body)
Superman: ...you have to eat them with a spoon! (looks around) What am I doing in Africa?
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[After Gorilla Grodd's plan has failed]
Lex Luthor: Since there's only one monkey left around here, I'm assuming that the Justice League found a way to stop the carrier wave.
Gorilla Grodd: There's more than one way to peel a banana. Next time--
Lex Luthor: [Drawing a gun] I wasn't going to do this for another couple of weeks, but seriously - turning all of humanity into apes? That was your master plan?! [Shoots Grodd, then turns to the other villains] Listen up! From now on, I'm in charge of this operation. Anybody got a problem with that?
[No one challenges him]
Tala: No problem at all... baby.
Lex Luthor: Since there's only one monkey left around here, I'm assuming that the Justice League found a way to stop the carrier wave.
Gorilla Grodd: There's more than one way to peel a banana. Next time--
Lex Luthor: [Drawing a gun] I wasn't going to do this for another couple of weeks, but seriously - turning all of humanity into apes? That was your master plan?! [Shoots Grodd, then turns to the other villains] Listen up! From now on, I'm in charge of this operation. Anybody got a problem with that?
[No one challenges him]
Tala: No problem at all... baby.
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The Master: And yet, here you are.
Dead Man: “Here you are”? What kind of lousy wisdom is “Here you are?”
Dead Man: “Here you are”? What kind of lousy wisdom is “Here you are?”
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Superman: Is everything okay?
Wonder Woman: Well, I’m sort of missing Flash’s obligatory joke about how Grodd made a monkey out of us.
Superman: Just couldn’t let it go unsaid.
Wonder Woman: Obligatory.
Wonder Woman: Well, I’m sort of missing Flash’s obligatory joke about how Grodd made a monkey out of us.
Superman: Just couldn’t let it go unsaid.
Wonder Woman: Obligatory.
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Amanda Waller: You know better than to dwell on the past.
General Eiling: I'm talking about right now. The Justice League is still the greatest threat to global security.
Amanda Waller: I used to believe that too, but remember; we used to say the same thing about the Soviets. Remember, our enemy is never as evil as we imagine... And maybe we're never quite as good.
General Eiling: Nuts. Don't tell me the bleeding hearts in Congress got to you.
Amanda Waller: I eat them alive.
General Eiling: I'm talking about right now. The Justice League is still the greatest threat to global security.
Amanda Waller: I used to believe that too, but remember; we used to say the same thing about the Soviets. Remember, our enemy is never as evil as we imagine... And maybe we're never quite as good.
General Eiling: Nuts. Don't tell me the bleeding hearts in Congress got to you.
Amanda Waller: I eat them alive.
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Soldier: [in General Eiling's grip] Don't kill me!
General Eiling: I wouldn't kill you, soldier. You're just doing your job. And now I'm going to do mine...
General Eiling: I wouldn't kill you, soldier. You're just doing your job. And now I'm going to do mine...
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Vigilante: Ha! The exact second the movie's over, we get a mission. Dang if that ain't lucky.
Shining Knight: I still say this Clint Eastwood dishonored himself when he refused to - what was it? "Play by the rules"?
Vigilante: Partner, your medieval upbringing has done left ya' unschooled in the ways of the movin' picture.
Shining Knight: No, his proper duty is to his police captain. I see why they call him "dirty." He besmirches his order.
Vigilante: Sir Justin, if you're gonna be watchin' stuff on my big TV with the 5.1 surround sound, you had best watch what you say about Mr. Clint Eastwood.
Shining Knight: I still say this Clint Eastwood dishonored himself when he refused to - what was it? "Play by the rules"?
Vigilante: Partner, your medieval upbringing has done left ya' unschooled in the ways of the movin' picture.
Shining Knight: No, his proper duty is to his police captain. I see why they call him "dirty." He besmirches his order.
Vigilante: Sir Justin, if you're gonna be watchin' stuff on my big TV with the 5.1 surround sound, you had best watch what you say about Mr. Clint Eastwood.
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Shining Knight: I'd slay the ogre Blunderbore all over again rather than put myself on display in this manner. Even though that ogre turned out to be-
Vigilante, Stargirl, S.T.R.I.P.E. and Green Arrow: Morgaine le Fey.
Green Arrow: We've all heard it.
Shining Knight: ...'Tis a good story.
Vigilante, Stargirl, S.T.R.I.P.E. and Green Arrow: Morgaine le Fey.
Green Arrow: We've all heard it.
Shining Knight: ...'Tis a good story.
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Stargirl: So, what? Since we don't have superpowers it takes five of us to replace one Superman?
Police officer: Excuse me. I just want to thank you Justice League guys for turning out in force. It means a lot to us.
Green Arrow: Hey, we can't thank you enough. You're the real heroes.
Shining Knight: It's you the people come to honor.
Stargirl: Great. Now I'm petty.
Green Arrow: You see where it says "Heroes one and all"? That's what it's all about. The crowd doesn't care who can bench press a mountain, or shoot lasers out of their ears.
Old lady: Where's Superman?
Teenager in the crowd: How come none of the good ones are here?
Police officer: Excuse me. I just want to thank you Justice League guys for turning out in force. It means a lot to us.
Green Arrow: Hey, we can't thank you enough. You're the real heroes.
Shining Knight: It's you the people come to honor.
Stargirl: Great. Now I'm petty.
Green Arrow: You see where it says "Heroes one and all"? That's what it's all about. The crowd doesn't care who can bench press a mountain, or shoot lasers out of their ears.
Old lady: Where's Superman?
Teenager in the crowd: How come none of the good ones are here?
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Stargirl: We're taking this someplace else. Haven't you ever heard of innocent bystanders?
General Eiling: You ever hear of acceptable losses? You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. This country is halfway down the toilet because of you super-powered types.
Stargirl: For the record, I don't have powers, pottymouth. IT'S THE STAFF.
General Eiling: You ever hear of acceptable losses? You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. This country is halfway down the toilet because of you super-powered types.
Stargirl: For the record, I don't have powers, pottymouth. IT'S THE STAFF.
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