Justice League Quotes
Superman: What happened, Question? How did Cadmus get ahold of you?
Question: I went to kill Luthor so that you wouldn't be able to.
Superman: That's not how we do things.
Question: How do we do things, Superman? Your counterpart killed Luthor, this Luthor is scheming to enrage you -
Superman: Doing a pretty good job of it.
Question: - ruining your reputation, turning your friends and comrades against you, creating a superpowered arms race - but you cannot succumb.
Superman: I can shut down Cadmus without killing Luthor.
Question: Carry on, then. If you're wrong, it's not like it's the end of the world - right?
Question: I went to kill Luthor so that you wouldn't be able to.
Superman: That's not how we do things.
Question: How do we do things, Superman? Your counterpart killed Luthor, this Luthor is scheming to enrage you -
Superman: Doing a pretty good job of it.
Question: - ruining your reputation, turning your friends and comrades against you, creating a superpowered arms race - but you cannot succumb.
Superman: I can shut down Cadmus without killing Luthor.
Question: Carry on, then. If you're wrong, it's not like it's the end of the world - right?
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Superman: Do I look like Batman to you?
Flash: Actually, you kind of do. Especially when you’re all scowly like that.
Flash: Actually, you kind of do. Especially when you’re all scowly like that.
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Professor Hamilton: Hold still, Galatea! You're invulnerable. This can't possibly be hurting you.
Galatea: Boredom is my kryptonite... Okay, kryptonite is my kryptonite, but you know what I mean.
Galatea: Boredom is my kryptonite... Okay, kryptonite is my kryptonite, but you know what I mean.
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[Galatea is about to depart on her mission and stops at the door.]
Professor Hamilton: What?
Galatea: Nothing. [Galatea goes back to Hamilton and hugs him] Goodbye, Daddy.
Professor Hamilton: What?
Galatea: Nothing. [Galatea goes back to Hamilton and hugs him] Goodbye, Daddy.
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Superman: What have we done?
Martian Manhunter: We haven't done anything. An outside force took control of the binary fusion generator. Whoever's behind that is responsible for the destruction of Cadmus. Not us.
Superman: Tell that to all those people in New Mexico. They're terrified of us. So's the government.
Green Lantern: We can't let that stop us from doing our job. We aren't here to be liked. We're here to make the world a safer place.
Superman: How're we doing so far today?
Martian Manhunter: We haven't done anything. An outside force took control of the binary fusion generator. Whoever's behind that is responsible for the destruction of Cadmus. Not us.
Superman: Tell that to all those people in New Mexico. They're terrified of us. So's the government.
Green Lantern: We can't let that stop us from doing our job. We aren't here to be liked. We're here to make the world a safer place.
Superman: How're we doing so far today?
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Batman: You want me to what?!
Wonder Woman: Turn yourself over into U.S. custody, along with the rest of us.
Flash: Yeah, that makes sense, okay.
Superman: Meet us at the coordinates I’m sending first. We should all go over together.
Batman: This is the single dumbest plan I’ve ever heard. If you’re feeling guilty, clear your own name. Don’t stand on the sidelines waiting for somebody else to do it.
Wonder Woman: We’ve already voted. Five in favor.
Flash: Six.
Wonder Woman: You have to come with us, Bruce.
Batman: I don’t have to do anything. I’m a part-timer, remember? [Hangs up]
Wonder Woman: Actually, he took it a lot better than I’d expected.
Wonder Woman: Turn yourself over into U.S. custody, along with the rest of us.
Flash: Yeah, that makes sense, okay.
Superman: Meet us at the coordinates I’m sending first. We should all go over together.
Batman: This is the single dumbest plan I’ve ever heard. If you’re feeling guilty, clear your own name. Don’t stand on the sidelines waiting for somebody else to do it.
Wonder Woman: We’ve already voted. Five in favor.
Flash: Six.
Wonder Woman: You have to come with us, Bruce.
Batman: I don’t have to do anything. I’m a part-timer, remember? [Hangs up]
Wonder Woman: Actually, he took it a lot better than I’d expected.
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Officer: [to the founding members of the League] Where's Batman?
Flash: Running late. The Batmobile, it lost a wheel. The Joker got away.[a soldier glares at him] That's what I heard.
Flash: Running late. The Batmobile, it lost a wheel. The Joker got away.[a soldier glares at him] That's what I heard.
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Supergirl: I'm worried about them, Steel. I'm worried about my cousin.
Steel: Don't be. Everybody in the League is good at their job, but those seven? They're the best ever. Not because they're the most powerful - they aren't. Not all of them. And it's not just because they were the first. It's because they're special. They've proven it time and again. They make the hard choices, they set the example. They do what's right, not what's easiest. And they always come out on top. They're gonna be okay, Kara. We all are.
Steel: Don't be. Everybody in the League is good at their job, but those seven? They're the best ever. Not because they're the most powerful - they aren't. Not all of them. And it's not just because they were the first. It's because they're special. They've proven it time and again. They make the hard choices, they set the example. They do what's right, not what's easiest. And they always come out on top. They're gonna be okay, Kara. We all are.
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Amanda Waller: Luthor. That's where you're trying to lead me, right?
Batman: You're too smart to trust him.
Amanda Waller: Who says I do? He provides off-the-books funding for Cadmus. As far as I'm concerned, that's all he's good for.
Batman: Then you must know he's got his own agenda.
Amanda Waller: He wants to be President. That's agenda enough for anybody.
Batman: Almost anybody.
Batman: You're too smart to trust him.
Amanda Waller: Who says I do? He provides off-the-books funding for Cadmus. As far as I'm concerned, that's all he's good for.
Batman: Then you must know he's got his own agenda.
Amanda Waller: He wants to be President. That's agenda enough for anybody.
Batman: Almost anybody.
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Amanda Waller: [About Luthor] He played me. I knew he was a snake and I still let him bite me.
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Batman: When you and Atom worked together to stop the first Amazo, he showed you the blueprints. And I suspect you have a photographic memory.
Lex Luthor: I'm too modest to boast.
Lex Luthor: I'm too modest to boast.
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Lex Luthor: Did you really think you could take me down all by yourself?
Amanda Waller: Actually, yeah. But on the off chance I might've been wrong...
[The founding Leaguers have entered through the window]
Flash: Ta-da!
Superman: It's over, Lex.
Lex Luthor: Not until I-
[Lex suddenly screams in agony; metal tendrils and components burst out of him, and a familiar Kryptonian symbol - along with a skull-like face - appears]
Brainiac: I hoped to remain hidden, until I could install myself into the android. But you've forced my hand.
Superman: Brainiac!
Amanda Waller: Actually, yeah. But on the off chance I might've been wrong...
[The founding Leaguers have entered through the window]
Flash: Ta-da!
Superman: It's over, Lex.
Lex Luthor: Not until I-
[Lex suddenly screams in agony; metal tendrils and components burst out of him, and a familiar Kryptonian symbol - along with a skull-like face - appears]
Brainiac: I hoped to remain hidden, until I could install myself into the android. But you've forced my hand.
Superman: Brainiac!
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[After Brainiac reveals himself from within Lex Luthor]
Flash: Dude. That is messed up.
Lex Luthor: I don't understand what's happening!
Brainiac: You are under my control. I have lain dormant within you for years, Lex Luthor, subtly influencing your actions until we arrived at this point. Do you not recall my kidnapping you in this very building?
[A flashback to the Superman: TAS episode "Ghost in the Machine" is shown]
Lex Luthor: Yes... You forced me to build you a new body.
Brainiac: Kal-El destroyed that body, foiling my plans. In any event, I always have a backup plan. Consider: how could you have survived that point-blank blast from me, unless--
Lex Luthor: Unless... It wasn't intended to kill me?
Brainiac: The beam carried a nanotech payload that inserted a microscopic, holistic copy of my program inside your body. Since then I have steadily grown in strength, protecting this body until I could arrange my transfer into a more suitable one.
Lex Luthor: You cured my cancer; gave me super-strength!
Brainiac: Your animal-protein shell was insufficient for my needs. Improvements were required.
Flash: Hate to interrupt this special live performance of "The Thing With Two Heads", but it's time to go to jail now.
Amanda Waller: What he said. [shoots Brainiac/Luthor]
Flash: Dude. That is messed up.
Lex Luthor: I don't understand what's happening!
Brainiac: You are under my control. I have lain dormant within you for years, Lex Luthor, subtly influencing your actions until we arrived at this point. Do you not recall my kidnapping you in this very building?
[A flashback to the Superman: TAS episode "Ghost in the Machine" is shown]
Lex Luthor: Yes... You forced me to build you a new body.
Brainiac: Kal-El destroyed that body, foiling my plans. In any event, I always have a backup plan. Consider: how could you have survived that point-blank blast from me, unless--
Lex Luthor: Unless... It wasn't intended to kill me?
Brainiac: The beam carried a nanotech payload that inserted a microscopic, holistic copy of my program inside your body. Since then I have steadily grown in strength, protecting this body until I could arrange my transfer into a more suitable one.
Lex Luthor: You cured my cancer; gave me super-strength!
Brainiac: Your animal-protein shell was insufficient for my needs. Improvements were required.
Flash: Hate to interrupt this special live performance of "The Thing With Two Heads", but it's time to go to jail now.
Amanda Waller: What he said. [shoots Brainiac/Luthor]
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Brainiac: No! I was not prepared for this battle.
[He uses the LexCorp tower to form a massive Skullship]
Brainiac: Now I am prepared.
[He uses the LexCorp tower to form a massive Skullship]
Brainiac: Now I am prepared.
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Shayera: He told you to drop him?
Fire: He's a senior member of the team!
Shayera: You know he can't fly, right?
Fire: He's a senior member of the team!
Shayera: You know he can't fly, right?
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Flash: [Hovering above the ground by spinning his arms] Hey ladies, check me out! I'm just like a helicopter! [Loses balance and crashes to the ground] I'm sorta like a helicopter...
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Shayera: Don't you ever scare me like that again! [stalks off]
Flash : [To Fire] She loves me. She's like the big sister I never had, only... you know. Short.
Flash : [To Fire] She loves me. She's like the big sister I never had, only... you know. Short.
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Lex Luthor: Where are we?
Brainiac: Several miles from where the Justice League is searching. I must make repairs to my damaged systems.
Lex Luthor: And where do I fit into all of this?
Brainiac: The same as to everything else. I will record your information, then destroy the original.
Lex Luthor: [Laughs]
Brainiac: You are amused by my mission? Explain yourself.
Lex Luthor: Say you succeed. You absorb all the information on Earth and then destroy it. Then what?
Brainiac: I repeat the process across the entire universe, until I have recorded all knowledge and destroyed all of creation.
Lex Luthor: And then?
Brainiac: Then my program is complete. My function is fulfilled.
Lex Luthor: If you possess all information, you're a god.
Brainiac: My program will be complete. It is the end of all things.
Lex Luthor: What if it were just the beginning? I can show you a purpose beyond the fulfillment of your programming.
Brainiac: It is extremely unlikely that your inferior human intellect has anything to offer me.
Lex Luthor: Since we've become so close, I'm gonna let that pass. I'm offering you the one thing you've always lacked. A certain something that I happen to have in abundance.
Brainiac: Which is?
Lex Luthor: Imagination. I've got a proposition for ya, partner.
Brainiac: Several miles from where the Justice League is searching. I must make repairs to my damaged systems.
Lex Luthor: And where do I fit into all of this?
Brainiac: The same as to everything else. I will record your information, then destroy the original.
Lex Luthor: [Laughs]
Brainiac: You are amused by my mission? Explain yourself.
Lex Luthor: Say you succeed. You absorb all the information on Earth and then destroy it. Then what?
Brainiac: I repeat the process across the entire universe, until I have recorded all knowledge and destroyed all of creation.
Lex Luthor: And then?
Brainiac: Then my program is complete. My function is fulfilled.
Lex Luthor: If you possess all information, you're a god.
Brainiac: My program will be complete. It is the end of all things.
Lex Luthor: What if it were just the beginning? I can show you a purpose beyond the fulfillment of your programming.
Brainiac: It is extremely unlikely that your inferior human intellect has anything to offer me.
Lex Luthor: Since we've become so close, I'm gonna let that pass. I'm offering you the one thing you've always lacked. A certain something that I happen to have in abundance.
Brainiac: Which is?
Lex Luthor: Imagination. I've got a proposition for ya, partner.
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Flash: No sign of Brainiac.
Green Lantern: My ring can't trace him either.
Shayera: Okay - he's weakened and damaged. He'll need to repair himself.
Wonder Woman: He may just dump Luthor and find himself a new body.
Superman: No. He'll head right for the highest technology available.
Martian Manhunter: Higher than LexCorp? Then he'll go to S.T.A.R. Labs.
Amanda Waller: [interrupting] He'll go to Cadmus.
Shayera: Sure, he's all nanotech now, right? What's the most advanced nanotech on the planet?
Batman: The Dark Heart. [to Waller] We destroyed it, but your people confiscated the remains.
Amanda Waller: We've never been able to get any of it to work again.
Batman: Are you willing to bet Brainiac can't?
Green Lantern: My ring can't trace him either.
Shayera: Okay - he's weakened and damaged. He'll need to repair himself.
Wonder Woman: He may just dump Luthor and find himself a new body.
Superman: No. He'll head right for the highest technology available.
Martian Manhunter: Higher than LexCorp? Then he'll go to S.T.A.R. Labs.
Amanda Waller: [interrupting] He'll go to Cadmus.
Shayera: Sure, he's all nanotech now, right? What's the most advanced nanotech on the planet?
Batman: The Dark Heart. [to Waller] We destroyed it, but your people confiscated the remains.
Amanda Waller: We've never been able to get any of it to work again.
Batman: Are you willing to bet Brainiac can't?
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[Brainiac absorbs a Dark Heart drone]
Lex Luthor: Brainiac?
Brainiac: I have added this technology to my database. The nano-assemblers are already slaved to my command routines. With but a thought, they will convert any raw material into whatever I choose.
Lex Luthor: Then we're ready to begin. Let me show you--
Brainiac: I have learned from my encounter with Darkseid that organic beings cannot be trusted.
Lex Luthor: Can't argue with that. But if you and I are one - truly one - trust won't be an issue, will it?
Brainiac: Agreed.
[Brainiac takes control of more drones. Their matter spreads over him and Luthor, and they are merged into one being - Brainthor]
Brainthor: We are one. And we comprehend! We will build a machine that will allow us to absorb the information of the entire Earth in a single stroke. And then, the galaxy... the entire universe! We'll remake the universe!
Lex Luthor: Brainiac?
Brainiac: I have added this technology to my database. The nano-assemblers are already slaved to my command routines. With but a thought, they will convert any raw material into whatever I choose.
Lex Luthor: Then we're ready to begin. Let me show you--
Brainiac: I have learned from my encounter with Darkseid that organic beings cannot be trusted.
Lex Luthor: Can't argue with that. But if you and I are one - truly one - trust won't be an issue, will it?
Brainiac: Agreed.
[Brainiac takes control of more drones. Their matter spreads over him and Luthor, and they are merged into one being - Brainthor]
Brainthor: We are one. And we comprehend! We will build a machine that will allow us to absorb the information of the entire Earth in a single stroke. And then, the galaxy... the entire universe! We'll remake the universe!
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Brainthor: Welcome, Justice League. You're just in time for the End of the World.
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Superman: I know you're in there somewhere, Lex. Fight him!
Brainthor: You're right. I am in here... and I like it! I'm about to get everything I ever wanted: power, ultimate knowledge, immortality!
Superman: And you'll destroy the Earth to get it?!
Brainthor: It's business, Superman. There are always trade-offs.
Shayera: [charging forward] Less talking, more hitting! [The League rushes in]
Brainthor: You cannot be allowed to interfere at this delicate stage. [Blasts Shayera, creates seven Brainiac Constructs] No, no, no. We can do better than that. [The Brainiac Constructs transform into the Justice Lords and Lord Flash]
Brainthor: You're right. I am in here... and I like it! I'm about to get everything I ever wanted: power, ultimate knowledge, immortality!
Superman: And you'll destroy the Earth to get it?!
Brainthor: It's business, Superman. There are always trade-offs.
Shayera: [charging forward] Less talking, more hitting! [The League rushes in]
Brainthor: You cannot be allowed to interfere at this delicate stage. [Blasts Shayera, creates seven Brainiac Constructs] No, no, no. We can do better than that. [The Brainiac Constructs transform into the Justice Lords and Lord Flash]
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Brainiac-Lord Superman: [Attacking Superman] We've lost their trust! The people are afraid of us! Power corrupts, after all, and who has more power than Superman?
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Brainiac-Lord Hawkgirl: [attacking Shayera] Do you think there's a single person on Thanagar or Earth that doesn't despise us?!
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Brainiac-Lord Green Lantern: [firing at Green Lantern] We loved the traitor! Loved and lost her - FOREVER!
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Brainiac-Lord Flash: [attacking Flash] Slacker! Child! Clown! We have no place here among the world's greatest heroes!
Flash: Says you! I've got a seat at the big conference table. I'm gonna paint my logo on it! [Destroys Brainiac-Lord Flash]
Flash: Says you! I've got a seat at the big conference table. I'm gonna paint my logo on it! [Destroys Brainiac-Lord Flash]
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Superman: [Beating up Brainiac-Lord Superman] I'm NOT like you! I'm NOTHING like you!!
Brainiac-Lord Superman: [turns into Lex Luthor] This is the part where you kill me, right? [Superman hesitates] Come on, use your heat vision. You know you want to.
Brainiac-Lord Superman: [turns into Lex Luthor] This is the part where you kill me, right? [Superman hesitates] Come on, use your heat vision. You know you want to.
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Shayera: [after Green Lantern destroys Brainiac-Lord Hawkgirl] You enjoyed that a little too much.
Green Lantern: Just letting off some steam. She broke my heart, you know.
Shayera: [Knocks off the head of Brainiac-Lord Green Lantern] Likewise, I'm sure.
Green Lantern: Just letting off some steam. She broke my heart, you know.
Shayera: [Knocks off the head of Brainiac-Lord Green Lantern] Likewise, I'm sure.
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Flash: War wheels, robot condors...you got a pretty goofy security system here.
Chuck Sirianni: Yeah. Good times.
Chuck Sirianni: Yeah. Good times.
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