Jersey Shore Quotes

Snooki: Even though I just met him, Nick seems like the perfect juicehead gorilla for me. And I kinda wanna have sex with him already!

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Snooki: These are the things I think I’m addicted to: bronzer, boys, and alcohol.

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Snooki: Yeah, any pinot's ok...pregnant people do it.

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Snooki: It's kinda like a disease to Snook-for-Love, it's worse than a staph infection. It just keeps eating at you and eating at you.

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Snooki: Every time I meet a nice guy, he dies. It's the same with every pet, friend or relative I've ever had. EVERYONE DIES! Next it's gonna be me. Its all just a big conspiracy!

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