Farscape Quotes
Crichton: Man, you guys should see this ugly sticky flesh. Kinda like my Aunt Ruth’s special Jello.
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Rygel: Oh wonderful, they're alive. Now you can torture them with your inane dribblings.
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Crichton: [to a DRD] All right, we don’t understand the R2-D2 crap. We’re gonna use the Star Trek system: one blink for yes, two blinks for no.
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Jool: Shoot him, you're the warrior, just shoot him now!
D'Argo: With what? My nose?
D'Argo: With what? My nose?
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Rygel: I may be small but allow me to remind you that only serves to put me at castration level.
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Crichton: God-like aliens. Boy, do I hate god-like aliens. I'll take a critter over a god-like alien any time...
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D'Argo: I am a full-blooded Luxan, and ladies, I have so much cash in my pocket that I can assure you that the three of us will crawl out of here on our hands and knees come sunrise tomorrow morning. I've been arrested for saying exactly the same thing on four different planets.
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D'Argo: Girls, breasts, blue breasts, green breasts, I don't know. All I know is they spiked our drinks and took our money.
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Jack: My name is [undecipherable string of syllables in an alien language]. You can call me Jack.
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Crichton: I mean... how far are you gonna take this? Is this the end, or are you gonna try and put all the toothpaste back in the tube?
Jack: I doubt that's possible.
Crichton: But you're gonna give it the old college try, aren't you? You're gonna kill... me, Furlow, and Aeryn.
Jack: I doubt that's possible.
Crichton: But you're gonna give it the old college try, aren't you? You're gonna kill... me, Furlow, and Aeryn.
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Crichton: Furlow, is it always about the money?
Furlow: Is there anything else? I mean... how much sex can you have?
Crichton: I don't know... I haven't maxed out yet.
Furlow: Is there anything else? I mean... how much sex can you have?
Crichton: I don't know... I haven't maxed out yet.
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Furlow: Don't be the hero, John. Always be the one to walk away while the hero dies. That's my motto.
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Stark <seeing the wormhole weapon destroy the Scarran dreadnought>: ...I have no prayer for that...
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Crichton: Well, this little spaceman is going home. Lock up the women and hide the fried chicken!
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[Inside Crichton's mind, at his grave; his gravestone is engraved with "R.I.P. / Here lies / John Crichton / Human / Astronut / Natural born loser"]
Scorpius/Harvey: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects, and to say farewell to our dear friend, Commander John Crichton... A schmuck. Muleheaded, reckless, and probably braindead before I met him. Alas, his death... is mine also.
Scorpius/Harvey: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects, and to say farewell to our dear friend, Commander John Crichton... A schmuck. Muleheaded, reckless, and probably braindead before I met him. Alas, his death... is mine also.
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[Inside Crichton's mind]
Crichton: Even Kirk wouldn't stoop that low.
Scorpius/Harvey: That was a television show, John. And, he made Priceline commercials.
Crichton: Even Kirk wouldn't stoop that low.
Scorpius/Harvey: That was a television show, John. And, he made Priceline commercials.
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Stark: If you've got a deity you had better make your peace with it now, because I'm going to lead you to the other side real quick.
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Aeryn: Was it easy to be a hero? Leave me behind?
Crichton: You never think... you're gonna die. I didn't know.
Crichton: You never think... you're gonna die. I didn't know.
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Xhalax Sun: I've heard...loved ones leave you in pieces...that little by little you start to forget things about them, but that's not true. You lose them...everything,instantly, and suddenly nothing can replace them. Nothing.
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Crichton: I do not sit at the kiddie table. Now you either give me the big toys or you send me home.
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Crichton: I'm here, on a big stinkin' command carrier--Dick Tracy's freakin' neural bracelet linking me to Bram Stoker's nightmare. What more do you want from me?
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