Farscape Quotes
Chiana: If your hand is still there in one microt, I'll snap it off and use it as a good luck charm.
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D'Argo: Zhaan, let me explain to you what is going on inside my nose right now. Large pieces of green mucus, gunk...
Crichton: D'Argo, D'Argo, no no no. Stop it with the Luxan poetry.
Crichton: D'Argo, D'Argo, no no no. Stop it with the Luxan poetry.
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Crichton: [about the paste Zhaan is spreading on his face] What the hell is this?
Zhaan: Heat-deflecting paste, you'll burn up in there without it.
Crichton: Smells like puke.
Zhaan: I pre-digested it to increase its potency.
Crichton: It's puke!?!
Zhaan: Heat-deflecting paste, you'll burn up in there without it.
Crichton: Smells like puke.
Zhaan: I pre-digested it to increase its potency.
Crichton: It's puke!?!
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D'Argo: No offense, but I say we take this tree-hugger, shove him out the access port, and get the hezmana out of here.
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Crichton: It’s a Jerry Springer kind of family. But for what it’s worth, Zhaan, you are family.
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D'Argo: As John once said, I would rather go down on a swing!
Crichton: Swinging. Go down swinging.
Crichton: Swinging. Go down swinging.
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Crichton: How many times have we been close?
Aeryn: (Looking at D'Argo and whispering back) Just the once.
Crichton: (quietly) No, no no no. not that kind of close.
Aeryn: Oh, you mean friend close. umm, (clears throat) more than once.
Aeryn: (Looking at D'Argo and whispering back) Just the once.
Crichton: (quietly) No, no no no. not that kind of close.
Aeryn: Oh, you mean friend close. umm, (clears throat) more than once.
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Crichton: Aeryn, what the hell is wrong with you? You are the pin up girl for frontal assault.
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Crichton: Is that it, Sparky? Gonna take the road well-traveled? Gonna play dumb? (Singing.) I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Baskin Robbins, Ben and Jerry’s, Good Humor. What’s your favorite -- creamsicle or fudgesicle?
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Pilot: I'm only judging on my experience with you, but I've never seen such a deficient species.
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Scorpius hallucination/Harvey: Revenge is a dish best served cold, and you like revenge, don't you John?
Crichton: Shut up! I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare.
Crichton: Shut up! I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare.
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Scorpius hallucination/Harvey: [about Aeryn, in a Hawaiian shirt] Kill her! Then we'll have pizza!
[holds up bottles]
Scorpius hallucination/Harvey: And margarita shooters! Go on John, do it. Do it!
Crichton: [points both his weapons at Scorpius] No one has margaritas with pizza!
[holds up bottles]
Scorpius hallucination/Harvey: And margarita shooters! Go on John, do it. Do it!
Crichton: [points both his weapons at Scorpius] No one has margaritas with pizza!
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Pilot: While vaguely concerned about you, I am much more interested in how this will effect Moya.
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Crichton: Maldis! C’mon you old bastard, show your ugly face. Haven’t you read the super villain’s handbook? This is where you’re supposed to twirl your mustache and gloat.
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Crichton: Hey Blue! Delivery. It’s not exactly Dominos, but it got here in less than 30 minutes.
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Crichton: Screw’em Zhaanie. You’re a tenth level Pa’u, you get to eleven, we get a TV ministry.
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