Farscape Quotes
Crichton: Have we sent the ‘don’t shoot us we’re pathetic’ transmission yet?
Zhaan: That was actually the first thing we tried.
Zhaan: That was actually the first thing we tried.
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Rygel: Oh yes, I'm back too. Thanks for asking. Back to being me. Back to being ignored.
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Crichton: On my planet we don’t marry people we don't love unless they're critically ill billionaires.
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[Aeryn runs into Scarran representative Cargn in a hall.]
Cargn: I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Aeryn: Yes, I've heard that about Scarrans.
Cargn: I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Aeryn: Yes, I've heard that about Scarrans.
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Crichton: Eighty cycles. My college loans will be delinquent. I'll miss the strippers on my hundredth birthday. I'll get a utility bill for three trillion dollars for a single porch light that I left on and everybody I know will be dead.
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D'Argo: Security is so tight that last night they burst into my room just as Chiana was... ah, screaming.
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D'Argo: The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.
Crichton: What's the good news?
D'Argo: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.
Crichton: What's the good news?
D'Argo: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.
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D'Argo: (to statue John) Do you feel any pain?
Crichton: No, but I'd really like to pick my nose.
Crichton: No, but I'd really like to pick my nose.
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Crichton: Come out, come out wherever you are and see the young man that fell from the star.
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Crais: FREEZE! You're under arrest! You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one... tough noogies! You can make ONE phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do ya, PUNK?
Crichton: No...
Crais: Well... then I can't arrest you!
Crichton: No...
Crais: Well... then I can't arrest you!
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Crais: I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque or credit card?
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Zhaan: I'm Doctor Kaminsky.
Crichton: Uh-huh. And, uh, you're a psychiatrist?
Zhaan: Mm-hmm.
Crichton: I don't think so. On Earth, psychiatrists don't come in blue.
Zhaan: Do you have a problem with people of colour?
Crichton: I have a contextual problem. You're an alien.
Zhaan: Yes, that's true. But I do have a Green Card.
Crichton: Interesting. Are you or are you not blue?
Zhaan: Would it matter to you if I was?
Crichton: Do you always answer a question with a question?
Zhaan: Does that bother you?
Crichton: Uh-huh. And, uh, you're a psychiatrist?
Zhaan: Mm-hmm.
Crichton: I don't think so. On Earth, psychiatrists don't come in blue.
Zhaan: Do you have a problem with people of colour?
Crichton: I have a contextual problem. You're an alien.
Zhaan: Yes, that's true. But I do have a Green Card.
Crichton: Interesting. Are you or are you not blue?
Zhaan: Would it matter to you if I was?
Crichton: Do you always answer a question with a question?
Zhaan: Does that bother you?
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Crichton: Aeryn, you are the one thing which has kept me from doing a kamikaze in the transport.
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Crichton: There’s just nothing new in the universe is there? It’s the same everywhere, good cop, bad cop.
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Crichton: It’s going to be more real than real. It’s going to be super 3-D smell-o-vision in Sensurround.
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Crichton: Something’s not right. Aeryn doesn’t even shower without a pulse pistol.
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