Farscape Quotes
Crichton: This will work, trust me. We just have to find a place to get our clothes off.
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Rygel: Ten percent of this plan is lunacy, fifty percent of these riches is not enough, one hundred percent of dead is dead.
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Rygel: Every time I think that there's more to you than a pair of pushed-up loomas in a corset, you disappoint me
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Crichton: He’s here and...um, he blames me. He blames me for killing Scorpious. So I’ve been..I’ve been trying...trying to...uh...
D'Argo: Trying to what, John?!
Chrichton: D’Argo...kill me. D’Argo, please...kill me.
D'Argo: Trying to what, John?!
Chrichton: D’Argo...kill me. D’Argo, please...kill me.
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Crichton: You’re going to take my memories and I’m going to talk gibberish? Why don’t you just take my mojo while you’re at it?
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Crichton: Aeryn, did I say or do anything to piss you off? I mean other than caving in the side of your head?
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Crichton: Whoa, where do they get these stories? Let’s set the facts straight. First off there was no raping, very little pillaging and Frau Blucher popped all the eyeballs."
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Rygel: Repent? We have less than an arn. I was a Dominar. It'd take me longer than that to repent.
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D'Argo: Yeah we need you D'Argo, we need you. Oh, and by the way would you mind putting your hands up against the wall and spreading your legs so I can kick you up the mivonks. You have got to be one dumb trasnik.
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Rygel: What friends? We were thrown together against our will and we're all just trying to make the best of it until we can get the chance to screw the others to get what we want.
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Zhaan: You are a very ungrateful and selfish woman. Please remain silent from now on.
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Zhaan: Now I know I shall meet my goddess and be accepted to her bosom. Sensitive D'Argo, exuberant Chiana, wise Rygel, selfless Aeryn, innocent Crichton. My children, my teachers, my loves, there is no guilt, there is no blame, only what is meant to be. Grow through your mistakes and know that if patient redemption will find you.
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Harvey: Why is it always the gentle ones who pay the price for everyone else's ambition? Hmm?
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D’Argo: Ladies, some decorum please. This is a peace memorial; let's not kill each other.
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Aeryn: If you try anything when I am gone whatever you have in the place of mivonks and wherever they are, they will be gone when I get back.
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D'Argo: Stay back... Stay back or I swear I will kill you.
Kaarvoc: I don't think that's very polite.
Kaarvoc: I don't think that's very polite.
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Kaarvoc: This is my home. All I need is more... what... food? Family? Is there a difference?
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Crichton: Who’s your daddy? C’mon, you know who your daddy is. Who’s your daddy? D’Argo, tell him who his daddy is.
D'Argo: I’m your daddy.
D'Argo: I’m your daddy.
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Crichton: Crais, I want you to find the fattest target you can. Government house, missile site, McDonalds, whatever.
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