Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
Narrator: While my future was lookin' up, Tonya's was goin' down the drain.
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Tonya: So, I'm gettin' fired for bein' honest?
Narrator: It happened to Don Imus, and it could happen to you.
Narrator: It happened to Don Imus, and it could happen to you.
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Mr. Thurman: Who the hell are you?
Chris: I'm Chris.
Narrator: Star of the new movie, Guess Who's Coming to Homeroom.
Chris: I'm Chris.
Narrator: Star of the new movie, Guess Who's Coming to Homeroom.
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Narrator: In a school that was 7% Latino, 9% black and 3% Asian, I somehow ended up in a class that was 99.9% white.
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Chris: I need to change homerooms.
Ms. Morello: Oh, what's the problem?
Chris: Mr. Thurman hates me.
Narrator: Everyone does. It's in the title of the show, dummy.
Ms. Morello: Oh, what's the problem?
Chris: Mr. Thurman hates me.
Narrator: Everyone does. It's in the title of the show, dummy.
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Ms. Morello: I thought you had about as much chance of working with the football team as Boy George does of joining Quiet Riot, but you did it!
Narrator: And oddly enough, so did Boy George.
Narrator: And oddly enough, so did Boy George.
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Narrator: Because I was a guy and a good cook, I got a lot of attention.
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Tasha: Mom, why do you always have to do this?
Peaches: Tasha, please stop talkin' to me like I'm your daughter.
Peaches: Tasha, please stop talkin' to me like I'm your daughter.
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Mrs. Williams: OK, for our second group of partners, we have Sadie and Lola, Tiffany and Amber, Chris and...
Narrator: Chris and Maria, Chris and Maria, Chris and Maria!
Mrs. Williams: ...and Angel.
Narrator: Chris and Maria, Chris and Maria, Chris and Maria!
Mrs. Williams: ...and Angel.
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Angel: [after Chris squeezes his hand too hard] Ow!
Narrator: I broke his androgyny bone!
Narrator: I broke his androgyny bone!
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Peaches: Malvo, do you like Jell-O?
Malvo: Yeah, I love Jell-O.
Peaches: I love Jell-O too!
Malvo: Yeah, I love Jell-O.
Peaches: I love Jell-O too!
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Mr. Omar: The lady I'm seein' likes to do things by the numbers. I was waitin' on 800. She had a special surprise for me at 800, and you ruined it!
Narrator: The surprise was, she was a man.
Drew: Isn't that kinda weird?
Mr. Omar: Isn't that kinda none of your business?
Narrator: The surprise was, she was a man.
Drew: Isn't that kinda weird?
Mr. Omar: Isn't that kinda none of your business?
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Narrator: After a couple weeks at Tattaglia without Greg, I tried hangin' out with a few different crowds to make myself feel better. I tried hangin' out with the losers.
Chris: So, what do you wanna study? Math or science?
Loser #1: Dude, why are you always studying?
Loser #2: Yeah, you act like you're graduating tomorrow.
Loser #1: Don't be such a downer.
Chris: I even tried hangin' out with the break-dance crews.
Chris: So, what do you wanna study? Math or science?
Loser #1: Dude, why are you always studying?
Loser #2: Yeah, you act like you're graduating tomorrow.
Loser #1: Don't be such a downer.
Chris: I even tried hangin' out with the break-dance crews.
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Narrator: After all was said and done, even a roomful of girls wasn't the same as having one good friend.
Chris: Greg? What are you doing here?
Greg: Got kicked out of the Bronx Academy, so I'm back.
Chris: See you still have that coat.
Greg: I've changed in ways you couldn't imagine, Chris. I've seen things. I've done things. I've tasted blood and it tastes good.
Chris: Greg? What are you doing here?
Greg: Got kicked out of the Bronx Academy, so I'm back.
Chris: See you still have that coat.
Greg: I've changed in ways you couldn't imagine, Chris. I've seen things. I've done things. I've tasted blood and it tastes good.
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Chris: Hi. I'm Chris.
Angel: Hi. I'm Angel.
Narrator: Ahn-Hel? More like, "What the hell?"
Angel: Hi. I'm Angel.
Narrator: Ahn-Hel? More like, "What the hell?"
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Chris: What's up with the outfit?
Narrator: And the makeup?
Angel: I'm androgynous, silly.
Dr. Information: Around 1986, a new trend emerged called androgyny. Inspired by the looks of personalities such as Boy George, Prince, Grace Jones and Attorney General Janet Reno, gender benders, as they were also called, stretched the perceptions of what it meant to be male or female.
Narrator: And the makeup?
Angel: I'm androgynous, silly.
Dr. Information: Around 1986, a new trend emerged called androgyny. Inspired by the looks of personalities such as Boy George, Prince, Grace Jones and Attorney General Janet Reno, gender benders, as they were also called, stretched the perceptions of what it meant to be male or female.
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Narrator: During football season at Tattaglia, there was nothing more important than Homecoming Week.
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Rochelle: [to Chris] Would you go dance with yourself someplace else?!
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Greg: At the Bronx Academy, I was somebody.
Narrator: Yeah, you were the guy who got kicked out.
Narrator: Yeah, you were the guy who got kicked out.
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Dr. Clint Huckstable: What is this ringin' of the bells while I am eatin' this sweet potato pop?
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Tonya: I don't want you to walk me to school. Leave me alone.
Narrator: That's how girls turned down R. Kelly.
Narrator: That's how girls turned down R. Kelly.
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Narrator: While I was gonna catch Greg later, some other guys were gonna catch Greg now.
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Chris: [to Greg] If you don't get your harmonica-playin', hole-in-the-sock-wearin', woe-is-me, I-should-have-everything-easy behind up, I'm gonna smack the crack outta you!
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Drew: Morons have the highest IQ of the mentally retarded, so if something's wrong with her, you may not notice at first.
Narrator: Like the first time you watch Bill O'Reilly.
Narrator: Like the first time you watch Bill O'Reilly.
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Dr. Clint Huckstable: Now you know what it's like to come into your home and not believe what the eyes are seein' because your daughter is boo-hooin', sheddin' the tears.
Rochelle: Who the hell are you?
Dr. Clint Huckstable: I am Dr. Clint Huckstable, and I am the father of the daughter sheddin' all the tears because the son of the mother from Bed-Stuy... stood her up at the Tattaglia-talia public school homecomin' dance.
Rochelle: Who the hell are you?
Dr. Clint Huckstable: I am Dr. Clint Huckstable, and I am the father of the daughter sheddin' all the tears because the son of the mother from Bed-Stuy... stood her up at the Tattaglia-talia public school homecomin' dance.
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