Everwood Quotes
Ephram: I can't remember the last time someone said no when the great Doctor Brown offered his help, Colin's surgery a done deal.
TV Show: Everwood
Amy: Doctor Brown is one of the premier brain surgeons in the United States, patients fly halfway around the world for a consultation and we have him--right here and he wants to help us.
Mrs. Hart: No. No he doesn't. We agreed that Colin should have the surgery and it was Doctor Brown who changed his mind.
Mrs. Hart: No. No he doesn't. We agreed that Colin should have the surgery and it was Doctor Brown who changed his mind.
TV Show: Everwood
Edna: [to Dr. Abbott] If you wanna see [Dr. Brown], I gotta have a reason. You could be the Unabomber for all I know.
TV Show: Everwood
Ephram: [to Dr. Brown] Because the guy I know would give his left nut to rescue a kid in a coma. You know, be the town hero.
TV Show: Everwood
Dr. Abbott: [to Dr. Brown] You owe it to this kid to perform whatever miracle you've got up your sleeve. You owe it to Colin, and to his parents, and to my brokenhearted daughter, and to the universe or whoever decided that you would be Leonardo, and I would be… less remarkable. Hell, you owe it to me.
TV Show: Everwood
Dr. Brown: Clue doesn't come in travel size?
Ephram: One of the world's greater atrocities.
Ephram: One of the world's greater atrocities.
TV Show: Everwood
Bright: You know, there's a reason men don't wear ruffles.
Colin: It's not that bad. If this were 1775, you'd be a total chick magnet.
Colin: It's not that bad. If this were 1775, you'd be a total chick magnet.
TV Show: Everwood
Ephram: So, what's he like? Colin.
Nina: He's a charmer. You know, he's the kind of kid who forgets to mow your lawn for two weeks, then when he finally comes, you end up paying him for three. I think he was All State football. And pretty smart, too.
Ephram: So he's basically like God.
Nina: He's a charmer. You know, he's the kind of kid who forgets to mow your lawn for two weeks, then when he finally comes, you end up paying him for three. I think he was All State football. And pretty smart, too.
Ephram: So he's basically like God.
TV Show: Everwood
Mole: Nice truck, Hart. Too bad it's your Daddy's.
Colin: Whatever, McNally. Like I can't drive this whenever I want.
Mole: I'm sure you can.
Colin: Besides your brother there is still the kid who threw up on the DMV guy during his driving test.
Colin: Whatever, McNally. Like I can't drive this whenever I want.
Mole: I'm sure you can.
Colin: Besides your brother there is still the kid who threw up on the DMV guy during his driving test.
TV Show: Everwood
Amy: Ephram, what are you doing here?
Ephram: I wanted a Twix.
Amy: You came a long way.
Ephram: Well, there's two in a pack, and I only wanted one. I needed someone to share with.
Amy: I just wanted to touch base with normal for a bit.
Ephram: You definitely called the wrong person then.
Ephram: I wanted a Twix.
Amy: You came a long way.
Ephram: Well, there's two in a pack, and I only wanted one. I needed someone to share with.
Amy: I just wanted to touch base with normal for a bit.
Ephram: You definitely called the wrong person then.
TV Show: Everwood
Dr. Abbott: I am sorry. For being such a jerk about the dance class.
Rose: No you're not. You just don't want me mad at you any longer because it's uncomfortable for you.
Dr. Abbott: I'm scared. I don't want to change. I don't want you to change. I like things the way they are.
Rose: Everyone changes; we can change together.
Dr. Abbott: That's not always the case. Look at the Keys. She went one way, he went another; now where's either one of them?
Rose: We are not the Keys, Harold.
Dr. Abbott: Well I'm sure even the Keys didn't think they were the Keys until they... were.
Rose: No you're not. You just don't want me mad at you any longer because it's uncomfortable for you.
Dr. Abbott: I'm scared. I don't want to change. I don't want you to change. I like things the way they are.
Rose: Everyone changes; we can change together.
Dr. Abbott: That's not always the case. Look at the Keys. She went one way, he went another; now where's either one of them?
Rose: We are not the Keys, Harold.
Dr. Abbott: Well I'm sure even the Keys didn't think they were the Keys until they... were.
TV Show: Everwood
Dr. Abbott: What respectable practitioner has 15 free hours on his hands?
Dr. Brown: Me.
Dr. Abbott: I said respectable practitioner.
Dr. Brown: Me.
Dr. Abbott: I said respectable practitioner.
TV Show: Everwood
Ephram: If he suddenly wakes up tomorrow, are you and I gonna become total strangers?
Amy: Strangers? Ephram, I've shared more with you in the past few months, than I have with anybody in my whole life.
Amy: Strangers? Ephram, I've shared more with you in the past few months, than I have with anybody in my whole life.
TV Show: Everwood
Dr. Brown: You know, when your mother died, a thousand people said a thousand stupid things to me and I just wanted one of them to give me a reason not to die.
TV Show: Everwood
Dr. Brown: Do me a favor, you know how you normally behave?
Ephram: Distant and miserable?
Dr. Brown: Yeah. Do the opposite.
Ephram: Distant and miserable?
Dr. Brown: Yeah. Do the opposite.
TV Show: Everwood
Dr. Brown: You don't know my father-in-law. Not only is he one of New York's premiere transplant surgeons...he's also the best dad who ever lived. He somehow managed to perform over 150 liver transplants a year and never missed a single birthday. Oh, and did I mention my children worship him?
Edna: He also walks on water?
Dr. Brown: Oh, jogs on it. Does push-ups on it...One handed push-ups.
Edna: He also walks on water?
Dr. Brown: Oh, jogs on it. Does push-ups on it...One handed push-ups.
TV Show: Everwood
Delia: This is the diner. We eat here a lot.
Ruth: What do you mean, a lot? Doesn't your father cook a meal every once in a while?
Edna: Only if he's feeling cruel.
Ruth: What do you mean, a lot? Doesn't your father cook a meal every once in a while?
Edna: Only if he's feeling cruel.
TV Show: Everwood
Dr. Brown: Are you drunk?
Ephram: Not enough, but hey...we can fix that. Toss me a Heineken!
Dr. Brown: You think this is funny? It's bad enough that you're drunk, and don't think we're not gonna talk about that, but you had to pick this weekend to become a teenager? You haven't been to a party since we've been here and now, all of a sudden, you're getting plastered and arrested? If you wanted to embarrass me in front of your grandparents, you're doing one hell of a job.
Ephram: Oh, right...I forgot. this is all about you. I got myself arrested, just to make you feel bad about yourself.
Dr. Brown: That's not what I meant, and you know it.
Ephram: [Sarcastically] Hey, look at me...I'm super dad. Let's fish and make waffles. I've got news for you, they're not buying it. But don't worry...If you promise to raise my allowance, I'll promise to give you a hug...right in front of Grandpa.
Ephram: Not enough, but hey...we can fix that. Toss me a Heineken!
Dr. Brown: You think this is funny? It's bad enough that you're drunk, and don't think we're not gonna talk about that, but you had to pick this weekend to become a teenager? You haven't been to a party since we've been here and now, all of a sudden, you're getting plastered and arrested? If you wanted to embarrass me in front of your grandparents, you're doing one hell of a job.
Ephram: Oh, right...I forgot. this is all about you. I got myself arrested, just to make you feel bad about yourself.
Dr. Brown: That's not what I meant, and you know it.
Ephram: [Sarcastically] Hey, look at me...I'm super dad. Let's fish and make waffles. I've got news for you, they're not buying it. But don't worry...If you promise to raise my allowance, I'll promise to give you a hug...right in front of Grandpa.
TV Show: Everwood
Irv: [voiceover] No matter how old you are, it's hard not to get excited when snow starts to fall. Because, so long as it keeps coming, no one can make you go anywhere or do anything. All life's rules are suspended...The best thing about snow, other than snowballs, is that it has an equalizing effect. Snow can take any object or situation and make it pretty just the same. Couldn't care less what's underneath...It's not just that snow makes the world pretty. Snow gives us all a second chance. Snow cleanses. Hiding the sins of all with no prejudices, favor or blame. Everything gets to be pure again. If only for a little while. Which might be all you need.
TV Show: Everwood
Ephram: Like it or not, you tend to have an effect on my moods.
Amy: I've seen your moods. That's a lot of pressure.
...
Ephram: [To Amy] It's nothing you do on purpose, but... it's like when you're nice to me, there's nothing I can't do. And when you're mad at me, it's all I can think about, you know? Then you say things like: 'maybe you should move on' and it sticks with me for a little while, you know? You're in my head.
Amy: I've seen your moods. That's a lot of pressure.
...
Ephram: [To Amy] It's nothing you do on purpose, but... it's like when you're nice to me, there's nothing I can't do. And when you're mad at me, it's all I can think about, you know? Then you say things like: 'maybe you should move on' and it sticks with me for a little while, you know? You're in my head.
TV Show: Everwood
Dr. Brown: You had a phone call from New York. You know someone named Skuz?
Ephram: He was only over at our house every day.
Andy: Well, Rachel Laquer is having a mondo roof top party before winter term. And let me see if I got this right: 'she's totally hot for you're ass'.
Ephram: He was only over at our house every day.
Andy: Well, Rachel Laquer is having a mondo roof top party before winter term. And let me see if I got this right: 'she's totally hot for you're ass'.
TV Show: Everwood
Amy: I got in a fight with Colin, and he ended up in a coma. I bitched at Bright, and his appendix ruptured. I sort of needlessly bit your head off the other day and haven't apologized yet and I don't want you to end up in the hospital before you go. Call me superstitious, but...
Ephram: You have got to be without a doubt the strangest girl I have ever met.
Ephram: You have got to be without a doubt the strangest girl I have ever met.
TV Show: Everwood
Ephram: Remember last week it was really cold. You tried on some of your old sweaters.
Delia: I got too big for them.
Ephram: Yeah.
Delia: I couldn't move my arms.
Ephram: That's kind of how I feel about Everwood. Make sense?
Delia: I think so, except you're not too big; you fit here.
Delia: I got too big for them.
Ephram: Yeah.
Delia: I couldn't move my arms.
Ephram: That's kind of how I feel about Everwood. Make sense?
Delia: I think so, except you're not too big; you fit here.
TV Show: Everwood
Bright: [about Dr. Abbott being nice to everyone] Mom what's dad doing?
Rose: He's having a mid-life crisis dear.
Rose: He's having a mid-life crisis dear.
TV Show: Everwood
Dr. Abbott: Mother, I want to ask you and Irv if you would do me the honor of joining us for a Thanksgiving meal?
Edna: Come again?
Dr. Abbott: It would mean the world to Rose and the kids and of course, myself.
Edna: Is this one of those hidden camera shows?
Edna: Come again?
Dr. Abbott: It would mean the world to Rose and the kids and of course, myself.
Edna: Is this one of those hidden camera shows?
TV Show: Everwood
Edna: [about Dr. Abbott] Well, I guess it finally fell out.
Irv: What?
Edna: That stick up his ass.
Irv: What?
Edna: That stick up his ass.
TV Show: Everwood
Ephram: You're going to have to stop doing that, you know.
Amy: What?
Ephram: Saying stuff that makes me want to kiss you.
Amy: You too.
[they kiss]
Amy: What?
Ephram: Saying stuff that makes me want to kiss you.
Amy: You too.
[they kiss]
TV Show: Everwood
Nina: I hear you're working narcotics, Detective Friday.
Dr. Brown: You know, the speed at which news travels around here defies the space-time continuum.
Nina: Well, I'm friends with Irma's daughter, Lily, and she is freaking out.
Andy: Well, I would be too if I found out my mother was growing more weed than Cheech and Chong combined.
Dr. Brown: You know, the speed at which news travels around here defies the space-time continuum.
Nina: Well, I'm friends with Irma's daughter, Lily, and she is freaking out.
Andy: Well, I would be too if I found out my mother was growing more weed than Cheech and Chong combined.
TV Show: Everwood
Ephram: [Seeing Dr. Brown standing in his bedroom doorway] Why are you doing that lingering thing you do?
Dr. Brown: Well, I don't want to force a conversation.
Ephram: That'd be a first.
Dr. Brown: Well, I don't want to force a conversation.
Ephram: That'd be a first.
TV Show: Everwood
Dr. Brown: You know, you may need to be there for Amy.
Ephram: Well, Amy and I aren't exactly talking much.
Dr. Brown: Really? When did that happen?
Ephram: A while ago.
Dr. Brown: How'd I miss that?
Ephram: You were busy being clueless.
Dr. Brown: That's my job. So what happened? Did you two kiss or something?
[Ephram gives Andy a startled look]
Dr. Brown: I'm not that clueless.
Ephram: I don't know what happened. One day she's kissing me, then I make the mistake in giving her this stupid mix CD and now its like I'm the Okumo and she's Shiva the Destroyer.
[Gives Ephram a puzzled look]
Ephram: Manga reference.
Ephram: Well, Amy and I aren't exactly talking much.
Dr. Brown: Really? When did that happen?
Ephram: A while ago.
Dr. Brown: How'd I miss that?
Ephram: You were busy being clueless.
Dr. Brown: That's my job. So what happened? Did you two kiss or something?
[Ephram gives Andy a startled look]
Dr. Brown: I'm not that clueless.
Ephram: I don't know what happened. One day she's kissing me, then I make the mistake in giving her this stupid mix CD and now its like I'm the Okumo and she's Shiva the Destroyer.
[Gives Ephram a puzzled look]
Ephram: Manga reference.
TV Show: Everwood