Drawn Together Quotes
Xandir: We knew what we did to Ling-Ling was wrong. Hopefully, this will make it up to that lovable, fortune cookie, cat-thing.
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Jun-Jee: Ling-Ling, you bring shame to Ling family. Father is so disappointed in you, Ling-Ling. So very, very disappointed.
[Xandir, Toot, and two Wooldoors tackle Jun-Jee and lick him]
[Xandir, Toot, and two Wooldoors tackle Jun-Jee and lick him]
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Jun-Jee: This is where you've been... on lame reality TV show? With other losers?
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Clara: Foxxy was right. Damn that miss know-it-all! I should've killed her when I had the chance.
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Spanky: [showing a drawing of the promotional poster for Jaws] You know this one! It's a movie! It's about a hideous, remorseless beast!
Toot: Time's up!
Spanky: It's Yentl! YENTL! YOU SUCK! [crumples the drawing into a ball and throws it at Foxxy's head, waking her up]
Toot: Time's up!
Spanky: It's Yentl! YENTL! YOU SUCK! [crumples the drawing into a ball and throws it at Foxxy's head, waking her up]
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[Wooldoor, dressed as a doctor scans Foxxy until he finds a problem.]
Wooldoor: Oh, my.
Xandir: What is it, doc?
Wooldoor: My dear house mates, I'm afraid Foxxy Love does not have a brain tumor.
[The other house mates breathe a sigh of relief.]
Wooldoor: I too would be relieved, if it didn't happen to be ... OPPOSITE DAY!!!
[dramatic music string]
[extended version]:
Clara: Wait a minute, I'm confused. Does Foxxy have a brain tumor?
Wooldoor: No.
[dramatic music string]
Toot: What the hell?! Is it opposite day, or dramatic music string day?!
Wooldoor: Neither!
[dramatic music string]
Wooldoor: Oh, my.
Xandir: What is it, doc?
Wooldoor: My dear house mates, I'm afraid Foxxy Love does not have a brain tumor.
[The other house mates breathe a sigh of relief.]
Wooldoor: I too would be relieved, if it didn't happen to be ... OPPOSITE DAY!!!
[dramatic music string]
[extended version]:
Clara: Wait a minute, I'm confused. Does Foxxy have a brain tumor?
Wooldoor: No.
[dramatic music string]
Toot: What the hell?! Is it opposite day, or dramatic music string day?!
Wooldoor: Neither!
[dramatic music string]
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Wooldoor: Man, that guy needs to see a doctor.
Spanky Ham: What?... Is red pee bad?
Toot: What does this have to do with Foxxy?
Wooldoor: I'm getting to that! This is the part of the brain that controls negative stereotype behavior.
Spanky Ham: What?... Is red pee bad?
Toot: What does this have to do with Foxxy?
Wooldoor: I'm getting to that! This is the part of the brain that controls negative stereotype behavior.
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Male Patient: Oy! I'll sue you for every penny! And then I'll invest it wisely!
Wooldoor: The tumor that Captain Hero gave Foxxy was in this area of the brain.
Wooldoor: The tumor that Captain Hero gave Foxxy was in this area of the brain.
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Foxxy: (being chased by officers from the erasement camp) Wait! I's free! Ain't you never done heard of the Emancipossum Locomotion?
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